@kfaraday This one is my absolute favorite https://t.co/tbpMbUpsTW

https://t.co/HMYe5OrgPw

Cool gift that @lux_elite got me for my birthday. https://t.co/jf2MHxOK3u

Arab insult: "Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother's vagina, oh sorry it's because it's home to a gang of raccoons" Chinese insult: "...Ghost."

China, I love you, but please think of some insults other than "ghost"

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. LaTexist: The glass is $\frac{1}{2}$.

Indy my two year old refusing to go further.

Macy's parade NFTs, christ...

I made this. Let me know if still interested.

If the Grinch went to Juilliard

My girl: “You’re gonna love my dad. Don’t be shy. He’s a really nice guy” The dad: https://t.co/Sj41qTdpMy

@friendshapedcar https://t.co/LbonJfxIdv

Elon Musk brings >green text to Twitter: report

👀 https://t.co/kdzhV89y7S

1986 Lancia Y10 4WD https://t.co/Vm4r8lwIti

Buckingham palace more like bucket hat palace... Get fucked dude

Voting is now open for the MacStories Selects 2022 Readers' Choice award 🏆 @ClubMacStories members: link to submit your vote is in today's issue of MacStories Weekly https://t.co/m7sr6d8TIt https://t.co/F5Y9zzoUHp

https://t.co/rtzDJrjHzo

I don't think there's ever been a song that made me cry that wasn't like 3 country songs that's about it

My friend lived in a house behind a gas station, and every day in the winter I would go over and hang out. As time went on bad things happened inside that house, bad things happened to me. I stopped going over there after a while. https://t.co/CFwZaEWFJG

wait if twitter dies how will i brag about lady gaga following me for 13 years ???

Someone in the comments called her a BattlePawg https://t.co/e6GZMDeqyL

If Taylor Swift would just tweet about big tech these investigations would be progressing way faster https://t.co/llC8HMtVhn

If any artists or musicians start using newgrounds let me know so I can follow you.

Looking through some of my oldest photos I posted here and this one is wild. Landscape Facebook in the dock Beats Music, which I stand by being underrated at the time https://t.co/x73R2sYXEq

In case twitter shuts down and you want to make contact with me, simply hold a crystal up to your heart and whisper my name, and I will appear. https://t.co/igAogmRecI

there’s only one man in this world that can fuck with my head and if you’re reading this thinking it’s you you’re wrong cuz he doesn’t have a twitter

BLOGGING IS ALIVE AND WELL DONE.

@NeoYokel i miss when we came here cuz our parents figured out our myspace logins but we were too young to have facebook and they hadn’t found twitter yet. it was an internet safe haven

@NeoYokel no but you exhaust all your efforts first then i’ll try cuz you’re better at this than me