my son passionately telling his grandma about his dream where he got hit by a car and his stomach exploded, killing him and causing him to transform into a "Heat Jet"

"baka" - Larry David https://t.co/KH8nGIkkqy

You can tell white people don't pay attention to anything we say, because they're all joyfully celebrating the crypto crash, despite the fact that we are on here every day screaming that there are places in the world where people only eat because they have some Bitcoin

Old school Twitter vibes: I’m wandering around soho and hungry, where should I go

Magnolia Remastered - 091 https://t.co/lDgcoQ7udf

@NeoYokel I think the dude is one of the goons that Musk brought on

Magazine is a beautiful name for a baby

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Sega PlayStation

@NeoYokel Apparently they're having trouble seeing replies to their tweets so you might want to send a DM

@NeoYokel @Eramdam I have a set of developer credentials. What I specifically would like is ones with Academic Research Track access. Thanks, though.

@Eramdam @NeoYokel it's intermittent

i finally turned off images on the computer, its cool. i can now read the stuff you guys are saying entirely based on the words (laughs)

also I dont know why these people always act like starbucks workers are ultra leftists when a large portion of the people ive worked with at starbucks have been the worst conservatives ive ever met

@NeoYokel @viticci I love how the “memo” button in the shortcuts bar perfectly aligns with the “send message” bar in Messages when in slide-over.

Some examples of the real estate just outside of turn 4 @Interlagos. Life goes on and in Brazil the disparity is always in plain sight. However, in the 29 years I've been coming here, I've noticed a slight improvement. So that's progress I guess #f1 https://t.co/zl8uSwXoqs

Toyota has unveiled its new Rally2 concept car at #RallyJapan ⬇️ https://t.co/TOPKJwXQYq

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We donate every year. @wikipedia and @internetarchive are lights leading forward from the internet's original promise--free exchange of information, free global participation https://t.co/pVBZkvuWFf

RUR - Eric Baldwin https://t.co/6yWf767oRk

i wanted to see her when i was ten. i finally saw Avril live tonight. https://t.co/lZUMCGpNAF

City people 🤝 country folk ignoring the strange noises outside at night

When I thanked @readywriting for this humane and searing work she said, "I’m hoping that this piece will help someone feel less alone." I think it will make everyone who reads it feel less alone. https://t.co/7jQtAri0ks

Head to head. One more time. The #8HBahrain is next. #AstonMartin #DuelInTheDesert https://t.co/bq1GovGReb

https://t.co/ZVoNYzaw26

Are you ready #teamAMR? It’s race day. #AstonMartin #8HBahrain #DuelInTheDesert https://t.co/E41tJeZpA3

this is the funniest video ive ever seen https://t.co/wKxnIayz9o

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I want to see what is cooking up Automattic?

@mrjaydeeem @etdweasel This was mine! I imported it about 10 years ago. https://t.co/NvtLBMrxic