almost certainly that kid who rushed the stage was doing some weird antisemitic conspiracy shit! I am not going to be making jokes about it. if you are doing so i'm judging you. well bye

tga update: one of my nails just broke this is devastating

tga update: one of my nails just broke this is devastating

I hate it when an evil guy is throwing axes at my back as i walk away i hope i found my witch wife soon so she can protect me with her magical barrier hug and make the axe guy disinagrate https://t.co/v0D5EwLeNY

I got special permission from Things to stream about their latest beta… which adds powerful new Shortcuts actions 🙇🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/5wEWKtMwmt

I got special permission from Things to stream about their latest beta… which adds powerful new Shortcuts actions 🙇🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/5wEWKtMwmt

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In Victorian slang, to say you had ‘got the morbs’ meant that you were feeling temporarily gloomy or melancholic.

It’s always been morbin time https://t.co/tMtdtKdYna

CAMPUS means ‘field’ in Latin. As well as surviving in English today as the name of a university’s grounds, the same root has also given us the words CAMP, CAMPAIGN, CHAMPION, CHAMPAGNE, and SCAMPER (which literally means ‘flee the field’).

I knew most of these, but didn't know the origin of 'scamper'! https://t.co/2Tn3TUVQ6u

cigarettes should throb when u smoke them

Acab includes bartenders that cut me off

the future of internet communications is white dudes paying random black dudes $5 on patreon to react to white rappers.......

dudes getting paid to say, "this Creed song is fire actually" .........

@simonbs $9,999 tip jar option please

YO I SUDDENLY THINK RUNESTONE IS TOO CHEAP https://t.co/lM2mVDQes2

we are having a strip club company party in january at our sister club and we had to post in the fb event if we were bringing someone so i wrote “probably bringing a person if he lasts that long”

YES – Apple is launching a karaoke mode for Apple Music called 'Sing'. I've always wanted this in a music streaming service, and Apple Music has the best real-time lyrics experience of all. I absolutely cannot wait for this. 😍 https://t.co/Td4aq4VPFQ https://t.co/IQF6KaByv5

It’s always been morbin time https://t.co/tMtdtKdYna

In Victorian slang, to say you had ‘got the morbs’ meant that you were feeling temporarily gloomy or melancholic.

@simonbs $9,999 tip jar option please

YO I SUDDENLY THINK RUNESTONE IS TOO CHEAP https://t.co/lM2mVDQes2

YES – Apple is launching a karaoke mode for Apple Music called 'Sing'. I've always wanted this in a music streaming service, and Apple Music has the best real-time lyrics experience of all. I absolutely cannot wait for this. 😍 https://t.co/Td4aq4VPFQ https://t.co/IQF6KaByv5

Another day in paradise..

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR

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I’ve had enough, I’m taking their shit now https://t.co/oBsm5lQGYb

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