drank all of my undertale themed vodka and threw up all over the fucking place— Stanley Tuberick🔜MAGFest (@FilmCritGRINCH) October 8, 2017

i want a fursuit!— (@0kbps) October 8, 2017

if humans are around in 100 years some1s gonna have to explain why a generation would burst out laughing at a picture of a suburban sidewalk— Lilly~of~Ｅｘｔ★ｃｙ (@GunstarHeroine) October 8, 2017

the rick and morty silly sauce is just my piss in a cup— Stanley Tuberick🔜MAGFest (@FilmCritGRINCH) October 7, 2017

Heterosexual friendship hours end promptly at 11:59, who knew https://t.co/CjDOTHCZ9Q— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) October 7, 2017

now This is a guy who loves a nice sweet treat https://t.co/pQeyPrYWAi— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) October 7, 2017

conservatives love to tuck their shirts in because they want to highlight their belly, which is often full of sweet candy treats— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) October 7, 2017

God is real Taxes are theft There are only 2 genders USA is the best country ever Socialism kills Hillary should be in prison pic.twitter.com/Gv5urwluhd— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) October 7, 2017

don't talk to me unless you look like a rat thank you very much— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) October 7, 2017

tell me your goddamned pronouns, private— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) October 7, 2017

sometimes i look at myself thru the mirror and i'm like hello— in love with a ghost (@LVGHST) October 7, 2017

In case you missed it… Today’s Word of the Day: NIBFUL (n.) a small amount of writing, a brief note [lit. as much ink as a pen nib can hold]— Haggard Hawks 🦅 (@HaggardHawks) October 7, 2017

The David Blue flavored ice cream is blue— Canti (@space_canti) October 7, 2017

Apologies — the whole site is down. Thanks for the heads up. Working on it!— Nieman Lab (@NiemanLab) October 7, 2017

Inter Continental Beverage Machine— アキバ (@AKBDQN) October 7, 2017

just succed a toe dare me to drive— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 7, 2017