Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

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the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

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i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

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can't roast me, I'm already roasted

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

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hey @twitch your dumbass website still won't allow me to log in on Google Chrome, saying that it's not a supported browser, y'all mind taking time off your busy shifts of polishing Jeff Bezos's cueball skull and unfuck the ability to log in on what's used by 65% of people?? https://t.co/V51DG1YbAT

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 2 https://t.co/4Pwx8XTClc

@NeoYokel Low key does need a refresh 👌🏻

@NeoYokel Why change perfection 😂

@NeoYokel *name of the note, not the name of the shortcut

@NeoYokel hm the shortcut you shared didn’t work for me, output is just name of the shortcut. i found this post on reddit, and despite being 3yo, these couple of shortcuts seem to work. https://t.co/14neYETVgU

@NeoYokel yes, i think i have this list bookmarked somewhere, but it mostly provides info about social network apps. one app i was wondering about is actually apple notes and an ability to get link to a note. but afaik this is not possible, at least i haven’t found any examples.

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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

I only found out recently you can hold ALT to highlight part of a URL to copy it 😦 https://t.co/Ov8ftduvOQ

Hi welcome to Vape King home of the 9ft tall Juul we don't know why we made that shit it was such a bad idea

please officer i was just being a silly little guy

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sick of these vegetarian breakfast burritos I made - I can’t eat another bite of this “texture vegetable protein,” feel like I’m going to yack 🤮

This is cool i dunno what yall are talkin about. Watching 3 videos at once instead of one. Thats efficiency https://t.co/AyCpw6EtKD

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web2 ➡️ web3 ➡️ web5 ➡️ web+ ➡️ webqia+ ➡️ heat death of the universe

Here's my old Bloomberg post on why the 1950s weren't nearly as nice as people think. https://t.co/BRmcC4g7Iu https://t.co/lIv8cS7Z8Q

Linky 6.3.4 is available on the App Store with improvements for the Universal Music Links feature. https://t.co/vR9jNRRO29

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