The Biometric Information Privacy Act is one of the few really really good things about living in Illinois. Like if you've ever used a face morph filter on Snapchat or Instagram they have to send you money. Get fucked dude!!!

thinking back to the time i misremembered Stuart Little https://t.co/RYc4MWNxGJ

@0kbps bring back myspace

bring back google plus

@NeoYokel I stopped drinking gin after the year my backyard was an official wiffle ball stadium named "Tanqueray Yards" for ................... reasons.

I have the urge to drink Red Bull and vodka tonight so I know something ain't right.

twitter has given me invaluable experiences with artists i would otherwise never talk to, and they would otherwise never find my work. if this does go down, i'm @ soaroz everywhere and i will be updating my website with my portfolio and all links to my socials

I guess it must be illegal to link to Mastodon otherwise he wouldn’t have blocked it, right? Right…

I find it very funny that I’ve been able to say literally anything I wanted and link to anything on Twitter for 15 years, but Elon takes over and I’m blocked nearly immediately. I knew he was a jerk but I didn’t think he was a coward too 🤷🏻‍♂️

My dudes… https://t.co/OIpWMr1V7U

It's not every day an All Things Considered host stops by our journalism school, and it's even rarer for them to be alums of our very own public radio station. Great conversation so far! https://t.co/gR2Dl9zrZL

my son passionately telling his grandma about his dream where he got hit by a car and his stomach exploded, killing him and causing him to transform into a "Heat Jet"

"baka" - Larry David https://t.co/KH8nGIkkqy

You can tell white people don't pay attention to anything we say, because they're all joyfully celebrating the crypto crash, despite the fact that we are on here every day screaming that there are places in the world where people only eat because they have some Bitcoin

Old school Twitter vibes: I’m wandering around soho and hungry, where should I go

Old school Twitter vibes: I’m wandering around soho and hungry, where should I go

Magnolia Remastered - 091 https://t.co/lDgcoQ7udf

@NeoYokel I think the dude is one of the goons that Musk brought on

Magazine is a beautiful name for a baby

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Sega PlayStation

@Eramdam @NeoYokel it's intermittent

@NeoYokel @Eramdam I have a set of developer credentials. What I specifically would like is ones with Academic Research Track access. Thanks, though.

@NeoYokel Apparently they're having trouble seeing replies to their tweets so you might want to send a DM

i finally turned off images on the computer, its cool. i can now read the stuff you guys are saying entirely based on the words (laughs)

@kaliiibratiiion that was God's idea

@mrjaydeeem @etdweasel This was mine! I imported it about 10 years ago. https://t.co/NvtLBMrxic

I want to see what is cooking up Automattic?

https://t.co/8r7wwReXmh

this is the funniest video ive ever seen https://t.co/wKxnIayz9o