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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
i can’t stop laughing about the stand up where kyle kinane is like “my assistant manager is here and you’re looking REAL overserved right now get it together”
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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
mrs papaw on Twitter
mrs papaw on Twitter
The pringussy is so tight (I cannot fit my hand inside the Pringle can)
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mrs papaw on Twitter
Very handsome awkward on Twitter
Very handsome awkward on Twitter
If youre feeling lonely or unloved right now please remember we're just internet friends. Idek you. I couldnt possibly love you
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Very handsome awkward on Twitter
chris beiser on Twitter
chris beiser on Twitter
what if you could peek at what you had copied https://t.co/kNSATP7s1r
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chris beiser on Twitter
Matt Saincome on Twitter
Matt Saincome on Twitter
Girlfriend just walked up to me and told me I should not pay to keep my verification badge, unprompted. The culture war has come to my home.
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Matt Saincome on Twitter
Ray Wong on Twitter
Ray Wong on Twitter
There's virtually nothing to dislike about the new Apple TV 4K (2022) ✅USB-C on Siri Remote ✅Faster A15 Bionic chip ✅Doubled storage ✅HDR10+ support ✅Cheaper than previous models The cons are really just nitpicks My review on @inversedotcom: https://t.co/2cOYqSgWyz
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Ray Wong on Twitter
[abap] Xenolalia@SawCon on Twitter
[abap] Xenolalia@SawCon on Twitter
*so horny i should be subjected to 6 belts of 7.62x54r out of a 23.8 inch barrel* "haha.... no... let's be honest, you're so much more conventionally attractive than me..."
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[abap] Xenolalia@SawCon on Twitter
Erin Somers on Twitter
Erin Somers on Twitter
preparing for the end of twitter by speaking my little jokes aloud & getting nothing back
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Erin Somers on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
Also they interview the maker of @Carrot in this episode 😊
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Matt Birchler on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
This is actually a great explanation of what software SDKs are and why developers use them. https://t.co/rC6IyygNDj https://t.co/9vpBwg4lAV
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Matt Birchler on Twitter
Avery on Twitter
Avery on Twitter
The MIDI Association - MIDI 2.0 https://t.co/7QVrisk618
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Avery on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
@NeoYokel I had no idea until I looked more into it and it's really upsetting it makes me want to take classes so I can start teaching people how to read
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
Monica Chin on Twitter
Monica Chin on Twitter
“Wait, there’s a computer in here. Wait, there are two computers in here. Wait, there are three computers in here.” - the poor security staffer who has to search my bag every time I go to a concert after work
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Monica Chin on Twitter
Sarah Allen Reed on Twitter
Sarah Allen Reed on Twitter
Scratch the bourbon and just pour some Everclear. You're going to need it. We're playing New Jazz Conceptions, Portrait In Jazz, Moon Beams, and the absolutely devastating Undercurrent starting in 30 minutes on @datafruits. Come get miserable with us: https://t.co/8qk0q1ANE5 https://t.co/AMGAIV4GsB https://t.co/5T0c3HLVwp
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Sarah Allen Reed on Twitter
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 on Twitter
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 on Twitter
I always LOL at the idea that economists have "physics envy". Economists consider themselves the absolute pinnacle of academia, grudgingly admitting equality only with mathematicians, and only if the mathematicians do a bit of game theory.
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Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 on Twitter
Avery on Twitter
Avery on Twitter
https://t.co/oxJI3WT3bG
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Avery on Twitter
JamKam on Twitter
JamKam on Twitter
only thing that could make me happy today https://t.co/9KjyjXZcv4
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JamKam on Twitter
Tony نعیم on Twitter
Tony نعیم on Twitter
Remember when Biden replied to an Instagram live with "👍"
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Tony نعیم on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
I have no memory I just seemed to be able to I remember second grad and thinking something was wrong with the kids around me for their reading level being so low ....WE WERE SIX
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter