SUN YOUR BALLS. NO UBER EATS https://t.co/4FUO1pvFQq

@NeoYokel @draftsapp Thanks for the tag 👌🏼 honored that you collected so many Drafts with things I submitted 😍

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When I am waiting in the therapists waiting room and I try to use the keurig and it doesn’t work https://t.co/bxGwkIEcQB

why tf would someone tweet something like this? https://t.co/hge26brxkr

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The oddly proportioned fellow

@NeoYokel @usesthis Yessssss!

@neoyokel Thanks! Will file this for review to see if there's any way to make this a little more sane.

@NeoYokel @usesthis So cool!

@neoyokel Just to clarify, what versions of iPadOS/Things are you running there?

Teacher: clals today we are going to be funger painting kid named finger:

foodservice https://t.co/4z3jgfauYU

Excited to announce I’m one of the 20 finalists in @HyperX #queuedup2022 ! VOTE FOR ME HERE: https://t.co/Kcru4e8QeF IF I MAKE IT I'LL DO THE JOHNNY TEST DRINKNG GAME WHERE EVERY WHIPCRACK IS A DRINK.

Tonight xkcd will be at the internet archive!!

White Christmas - Jonathan Land https://t.co/1f7Nrcrlsj

You ain’t a real 1 if you don’t vote for Tevin https://t.co/dPNMOkhBFB

If you don't actually like women you shouldn't be allowed to be straight. Sorry. Figure something else out. Like you don't have to be gay but you can't be straight https://t.co/VsEtknvkBu

msdos_Robotron_-_2084_1983 https://t.co/4fYBmTqVGZ

White Christmas - Jonathan Land https://t.co/1f7Nrcrlsj

Tonight xkcd will be at the internet archive!!

You ain’t a real 1 if you don’t vote for Tevin https://t.co/dPNMOkhBFB

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one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky

one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky

@NeoYokel me hitting my vape flirtatiously in the bar

@NeoYokel me hitting my vape flirtatiously in the bar

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@NeoYokel ;_;