Every time I refresh twitter I get put back on the Bane timeline, fuck this shitty site https://t.co/v8lKcheZ8R

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

just remembered john lennon is dead. so grateful

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM

GitHub - MaximeBeasse/KeyDecoder: KeyDecoder app lets you use your smartphone or tablet to decode your mechanical keys in seconds. https://t.co/upYVjXlt21

What is he plotting https://t.co/YMpHf7tALL

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

can't roast me, I'm already roasted

https://t.co/PXlNVlTl5s

https://t.co/SdtqrwIcXQ

i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

https://t.co/SdtqrwIcXQ

i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

https://t.co/PXlNVlTl5s

can't roast me, I'm already roasted

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines