views from the bathroom https://t.co/EQnAKX5kU8

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New from me: @Twitter is launching a test version of Spaces today that includes podcasts. https://t.co/JBrKTSUK3C

New from me: @Twitter is launching a test version of Spaces today that includes podcasts. https://t.co/JBrKTSUK3C

📊 The September iPhone event is just two weeks away. If you’d like to show off what you’ve been working on to coincide with iOS 16 & friends, now’s a good time — drop it in the comments below! [Protip: good replies have screenshots, little bit of detail, and a link somewhere]

One of my proudest achievements in my career was to be asked to illustrate for the @NewYorker. One of my favourite assignments from them was to be asked to illustrate the profile pics of the staff and writers. I've been doing it 10 years now... fingers crossed I'll get another 10 https://t.co/Yggt29muAy

Why are all playlists titled "hoe scaring music" just albums popular on /mu/. No one thinks Radiohead is scary

📊 The September iPhone event is just two weeks away. If you’d like to show off what you’ve been working on to coincide with iOS 16 & friends, now’s a good time — drop it in the comments below! [Protip: good replies have screenshots, little bit of detail, and a link somewhere]

i am now another year older lol

logging on twitter to be misinterpreted im only who you perceive me to be ♥

Word of the Day: DEPUDORATE (v.) to make shameless

Feels like the start of a gas stove on health.

Feels like the start of a gas stove on health.

Word of the Day: DEPUDORATE (v.) to make shameless

logging on twitter to be misinterpreted im only who you perceive me to be ♥

In college, profs got so worked up about proper email formatting. Now I, a mid-career professional, communicate with my coworkers largely via increasingly unhinged Slack emojis.

i am now another year older lol

In college, profs got so worked up about proper email formatting. Now I, a mid-career professional, communicate with my coworkers largely via increasingly unhinged Slack emojis.

Ok https://t.co/5DlfydkxDJ

@NeoYokel Oh i specifically want a piece of shit so that i can't game on it and won't be gutted if it breaks

Hey @NeoYokel I made some additions to the Text Replacements post. This time I added some of the Ulysses Syntax and the comment types. I hope you like it. And again, thanks for showing interest. https://t.co/dZmKrN7dtL

Hey @NeoYokel I made some additions to the Text Replacements post. This time I added some of the Ulysses Syntax and the comment types. I hope you like it. And again, thanks for showing interest. https://t.co/dZmKrN7dtL

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I am the fucking genius of literary analysis

Hating kids is ableism. Liking them is also ableism. Indifference? You guessed it: ableism

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Well, after a rousing visit to the Museum of Transportation, I have dropped Nate off at Lambert and IndyCar Weekend in St. Louis has officially come to a close. Nothing like a Monday spent looking at trains. https://t.co/itW3GFAObs

@NeoYokel Oh i specifically want a piece of shit so that i can't game on it and won't be gutted if it breaks

my loyalty is always going to be to the Girls who have braved the hell of local diy organizing and play brilliant worldbuilding sets to 5-10 ppl on their phones in dilapidated basements for $50 and a few free white claws for the love of music. thats who i want to see win