I want science to explain why people just do whatever I ask for no reason there's no way I'm that likable

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On today's @NPRWeekend our friend @jrosenbaum reports on Missouri's busy US Senate race https://t.co/a7YC43GIHG

“Work hard and be nice to people”…no thx I think I’ll do the opposite

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Hoping this upcoming Funny Rave show will convince more people to host us IRL

4am video editing partner https://t.co/P1KtaDZYru

Etymologically, the word UTMOST literally means ‘outermost’—the ‘ut’ in UTMOST is the Old English word for out.

*trying to describe an incredibly important strategic position within a mountain range to Americans* 'Uh, imagine if you will, a Hill with the attributes of a Hamburger...'

At family dinner, noticed someone else brought the Derryn Hinch “Wordle” book. It’s so fucked. Only 67 pages and he padded the pagecount with a blank grid on every odd page. Which doesnt make sense, you cant “work out” words visually like this unless you know the answer already https://t.co/3y1SyfkpIa

AN AMC COMMERCIAL WITH NICOLE KIDMAN PLAYED AND THE WHOLR CROWD RECITED THE ENTIRE COMMERCIAL INCLUDING ALL MY FRIENDS WTF

I’m hoping kids get into Earth, Mr. Bungle, and The Jesus Lizard through Nope the same way kids got into Kate Bush cause of Stranger Things

my rhythm game opinion is rhythm games are fun :)

How To Lose Your Husband (2004) man (out of shot)

Nope was uh, heavily inspired by anime

This may be the first time I could say "oh no one of the hinges broke off my new mousepad" I'll glue it back on at some point, it'll take more than this to make me part with my new incredible computing peripheral peripheral https://t.co/r36m80dE3i

Now that's a mousepad https://t.co/wduJEN36Of

It is time to up my productivity with a new mousepad https://t.co/kC83ZEGEA1

@ivy_hollivana I was wondering where that fell off at

We found a very critical issue with our spam detection system that led to many people being marked as abusive users if they had a gmail address on their account. It seems to have started around June 24. Truly sorry to everyone who's been affected by this.

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Blind and Low-vision People Can Now ‘See’ the World with This App from Google https://t.co/suhlgRuJo9

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Another @TechmemePodcast Experience — 6pm PST/9pm EST. @brianmcc and I will be discussing Amazon suing Facebook over fake reviews as well as the relevance of the creator economy to this battle... and loads more! Set reminder: https://t.co/VHHZvzn8zG

The 450SEL 6.9 logically could have been called 690SEL, but followed the discreet precedent set by an earlier-generation flagship, the 300SEL 6.3. The new 6834cc V8 engine was developed from that unit, offering 286bhp. The 6.9 introduced hydropneumatic self-levelling suspension. https://t.co/HhIGIBbqLJ

Microsoft Windows, fuck you and also kiss my ass.

are you capable or folding multiple styles of paper airplanes ?

@NeoYokel Hi! Our development team is aware of this issue and working on a fix as we speak. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience 🙌

how stupid was I to google "anteater diet"