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parents who spent their teenage years during the reagan era really just were the absolute worst parents out there huh

what the fuck are you looking at... just leave me along... https://t.co/mXdP17vdZZ

attracting 30yo women to my profile like ants by tweeting "panic! at the library"

just such a deeply true series of sentences. whoever this person is, i hope he's doing well out there.

物の哀れ🌸 📸 = @meaganrosae https://t.co/0XK6Fow6qb

when people ask me about my creative process i send them this clip https://t.co/41xiAAAVlF

Everytime I hear screaming in my office it's either someone getting brutally murdered or one of our co-workers is just doing a voice audition

Just focus on rhythm and groove.

i think lying is bad and do my best not to do so, however "you can just say stuff" is a core philosophy of mine

food really hits different when youre hungry

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@viticci Oh let me see… Runestone - simply amazing new text editor Tripsy - trip planner with continued, amazing updates Compass GPS Tracker Map - beautiful compass app

Let's get a little 🧵 going: What's a new/recent app or app update you *really* like? Will highlight the most interesting ones! ✨

new tech just dropped: you can now turn the game off and cultivate enriching hobbies instead of mindlessly consuming content and waiting for life to happen.

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I passed a dozen Twitter years yesterday and the only thing I frequently come back to is that we all had a chance to leave after we figured out horse_ebooks was a scam and didn't

oppa wholesome style… oppa some wholemeal

This lady on Google Reviews was way too mean to her nephew https://t.co/MlFZoFRTMa

not even joking bro https://t.co/0OchAHbWyA

One of these dudes turns into a Silicon Graphics workstation that's so badass

this watched pot will boil https://t.co/xSVpVkg8Zb

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need some good luck on this 100 question biology final exam lol I'll be free for the entire summer after this

"Tuscan Garden" is such a funny brand name. like yeah you know olive garden? Well, we're not them..... whats up though how you doin though

What’s worse than being laid off? Being laid off by a dude who calls you part of the “fameo” https://t.co/umBwEjszm0

New mixtape is bars https://t.co/Cn0H7ZUGde

Hey. *aggressively grabs your shoulder, stern eye contact* Your Prostate Is The Size Of A Lemon

cameo fameo https://t.co/HblMoCgcab

All car batteries end up in the ocean one way or another