having to breathe is so annoying

If you EVER see me reinstall CSGO, drag me out in the yard and spray me down with the fire hose and I mean it.

I was like welp fuck it guess I’m _____ now

There’s a huge loser energy that comes with saying “So?” that “So what?” doesn’t have. Makes you think.

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my upstairs neighbors are addicted to opening and closing their patio door

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cannot stress enough how much you need to watch this with the sound on. https://t.co/olUm8rhNgB

The amount of funny rave acts who just deadass didn't read my show introduction doc I wrote for them making me have to repeat all the info via messages over and over again kinda hurts my feels ngl https://t.co/2JpEg4NuPB

@NeoYokel @timcook straight up Pissing me@off!!!

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i hate you @timcook

this is still my favourite screenshot ive taken of weed shop 3 so far https://t.co/3XmLhaSPgo

To DECAPULATE something is to pour it from one container into another.

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Word of the Day: ACCOY (v.) to make calm or serene; to quieten

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW https://t.co/9ouaUgL2vg

why did i just remember the video of lenny kravitz pants ripping open on stage and his cock and balls flying out god dammit

doing that thing again where i look thru my complete mess of files randomly and find stuff i forgot i made https://t.co/QouHx98DiG

Streaming tonight, playing the new TMNT. might see CJDaChum-I mean Champ there. https://t.co/PboADgzB1v

star wars be like Pud Gleebis is in trouble…

@NeoYokel I was sitting in a parking lot and an i3 creeped up on me, its scary how quiet they are

I swear to god I am going to drain this M2 MacBook Pro battery if it kills me

@NeoYokel Might be something like they don't hear anything so they just mash the gas idk

Eating a bat to start covid all over again

Alright I'm at the con where is everyone https://t.co/zPe1psQ6vx

one of my fav tracks https://t.co/AWJKmmuqa4

aegis reflector

i forgot im announcing the next ivy rave tomorrow oh boy oh boy

I remember when electric cars started taking off this old dude in the most expensive Tesla Model S at the time hopped a curb getting the pedals mixed up. Don't let grandpa buy that shit.