There is nothing empowering about being a pet lmfao

there are way too many women on here dating men that don’t view them as human x_x

Has anyone ever put "Gay For Pussy" on a t-shirt?

https://t.co/Da5C1GOnxY

As I tweeted this I heard someone behind me say "man I'm never flying spirit ever again!" Lol

https://t.co/RpocNshbZV

People who educated themselves using Free/Stolen Shit Online is one of the pillars many industries currently rest on and by trying to dynamite that pillar they will cripple themselves in a way no amount of shoving unenthusiastic people through courses and classes will fix https://t.co/SdVqM7TxN2

this is funnier to me than it should be https://t.co/2PmYerWH0R

Puss-E-Cheese

@NeoYokel wait, has this been confirmed? I know the rumor's been floating around for a while

Oh.. dear God. https://t.co/1JYsOxvKsN

@NeoYokel https://t.co/CTKsGTbYCh

World's richest man teases people with ideas that will never come to fruition to keep his name in the news. (He succeeds.)

Real talk. Let's absolutely destroy twitter. I want this site gone for good. No gods no masters no data no reversal

Syenite - Neil Green https://t.co/C7U5ViReTn

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@NeoYokel What a loser.

sometimes when you're eating food and realized its been poisoned it tastes sooo good that you just keep eating it anyways!

@gwc415 @NeoYokel

@hereliesthighs Don Dripper 💧

alfalfa field and bluegrass plain catgut string and sorghum cane carving knife and turnip root nettle slipper on each foot

msdos_PowerChess_1989 https://t.co/nLRyPLiRGg

@NeoYokel #twitter2 #ios2 #opera #opera_gx #browser

I'm trying out Opera GX as my "Twitter browser."

@NeoYokel We are not bringing back montage parodies

To FORTOGGLE someone is to distract them.

Human history is a long and hilarious graph of how we poisoned ourselves at varying levels of intensity and with varying levels of awareness that we were doing it. For fuck's sake people used to get away with selling radium toothpaste

agi_disco-nights-demo https://t.co/qNCOK5oyMt

Leaded gasoline was around in force until fucking 1996. If you sat in traffic at any point before then you were huffing some lead straight to the dome. Didn't you ever wonder why so many boomers and gen-X'ers are like that?

Still waiting for annotations for the rapid streams of discord.