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Hey @twitter, I get that Communities is the new hotness, but did you have to move "lists" (which some of us still use) into the secondary menu? Could you at least let us rearrange the menu?

@NeoYokel used your shortcut today to message back a spammer. May be my favorite shortcut ever.

All my friends are way smarter and cooler than me! It makes Me feel smarter and cooler to just be friends with my smart and cool friends!

I always tell myself to find an outfit that isn’t all black. I always fail https://t.co/tAtPUhNnIK

my upstairs neighbors must hate me, they keep stomping around and opening and closing their screen door

getting sad ON PURPOUSE

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To SUFFLAMINATE is to block something with an obstacle. To SUPERATE is to overcome an obstacle. To DEOPPILATE is to remove an obstacle.

this guy does not watch anime https://t.co/OeK7H6HapD

this blow up ! while u are here follow me on twitch https://t.co/n1Ze2mmXRl

@NeoYokel Correct, I didn't get it from you

@NeoYokel I genuinely don't know anyone who is so willing to give up their time for the sake of the end user like you. I can't even aspire to that level of helpfulness in my day job and it's literally the #1 objective of what I do

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just enjoying some coffee outta my new fav mug https://t.co/LMic79p23u

I won't stop posting these until web decay is resolved https://t.co/RMgksdJqDt

Literally one minute apart. https://t.co/HW3HsOh6Eg

@NeoYokel TRUTH

We still riding wit Ceddy Weddy & Blount smoking Fat Pat runtz/ DJ Screw in the decc b*tch we was born to stunt 🤘🏾🤘🏾(my shoes done by @infernoredd by the way) @suc_mike_d_corleone @ceddyweddy3 @cbtheslabking @z_ro #SouthSide https://t.co/DNs08pgv5B

The Greek word for running, ‘dromos’, is the origin of HIPPODROME (literally a place for running horses), PALINDROME (a word that literally ‘runs’ back), and DROMEDARY camels (which are literally ‘running’ camels). https://t.co/gVjqZ6v9M2

Should be a fun weekend. 🤣 https://t.co/TlvAWuzTm4

just learned catholics have special prayers to recite that have Names can y'all just be fuckin normal

Personal automations in Shortcuts don't sync between devices. But you don't have to recreate the same automation from scratch. Instead, use the 'Run Shortcut' action when setting up an automation to invoke an existing shortcut from your library, which syncs with iCloud. https://t.co/T3l2T3MRkR

Comparison between the old screen and new screen. Also the Battery holds, and the storage is MASSIVE https://t.co/q8EO64vQ0u

when i am pregnant i will have router/several bluetooth devices/cellphones taped to my belly at all times to maximize the waves, giving the child the gift of a genius mind.

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“I love automation because of what it stands for: giving users – the people – the power to fully control their computer and make it more efficient. To make it truly their own- @viticci “ -> I also❤️automations for what it stands for. It’s like digital freedom 🤩

Might put on the really bad vtuber rapper in a friend's car and see if I get pushed out into traffic

i think i’ve reached peak sorceress with this fit lol🔮💫 here’s my favorite song by mitski, “last words of a shooting star” ! https://t.co/24Dd3Y8DMk

It's been a long while since I've gotten my ass beat

Wtf https://t.co/wib1JWDQlN