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@BozoMode Let’s get [ REDACTED ]

@NeoYokel Yeah, in the most passive-aggressive Apple tone possible

"yeah, i'm an adult" buys two domain names and filed to start a company at 5am

@NeoYokel don’t steal my thing ! that’s my thing !

mainly for code signing bullshit because getting a DUNS number seems to really want a company to exist and for some software i'm distributing, it's nice to have something semi-professional to point at

@NeoYokel i don’t negotiate with terrorists.

straight up this serious shits got to go, we goofy 24/7 from now on, only funny business

@NeoYokel That’s awesome, I’m glad you like it!

Lol https://t.co/HeyYchimgW Maybe work on making content blockers that don't suck and don't require a $99/year payment to distribute?

@NeoYokel Hi, we don't currently have a BAA for HIPAA compliance, but this is something we are looking into for future. Thank you!

Congrats to team @flexibits on the Fantastical 3.6 release. It’s a doozy. https://t.co/v6Ca5URuUX

Fantastical’s new update focuses on making scheduling easier https://t.co/NMjv8UN3FM https://t.co/Jvn8xo8AdV

we matching (ft my original @79hfg3n3948rhf0 shirt) https://t.co/I9KuVO0uW6

Great to see the Facebook oversight board using @TwitterSpaces for their first policy advisory opinion https://t.co/tAWLn2arco

A mood https://t.co/NtOy1Lc4Ch

moving at the end of the month and bc i have no credit, they’re requiring two months rent as a security deposit. everything that i have to pay is more than two paychecks at my job. if y’all could send anything, it would help so much https://t.co/zIZcgJwsje

In the 1500s and 1600s, many English writers were so keen to show the influence of Latin on English they began deliberately using the Æ– spelling of many words’ Latin roots in their writing. Among the words affected were ÆTERNITY, ÆQUAL, ÆQUITY, ÆQUINOX, ÆNIGMA, ÆSTEEM and ÆDIFY.

I'LL KILL YOU https://t.co/42gKii7Vb3

Ok so I cropped out the last line. What I want you to do is reply with your guess, and then go find it. https://t.co/WIzVHZXA0a

It's... race... day...?? Yo it's RACE DAY AGAIN!! After a nice 49 day winter break, VARC is back with some officially sanctioned preseason action tonight at Watkins Glen. The Kamel GTs vs the Winston Cup in a triple class battle for the ages. Look for the server in hosted. https://t.co/IIL50KzGxy

if ur a full time musician in chicago can u comment or dm me how u achieved that?

“This generation is so soft” oh well I don’t see y’all shooting up schools

@stone_toss https://t.co/QQlpLkEgV3

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Fun fact: I'm a playable character in yakuza. https://t.co/f6ubx7G8v9

Massive congratulations to @Apple on their nomination for Best Picture. Apple has spent decades creating some of the best pictures possible on monitors, screens and tablets so this nomination is a beautiful full-circle moment

‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Super Snubbed With No Oscar Best Picture Nomination For Blockbuster https://t.co/VcOgV4a5kY

I would really like to amount to something.... I feel really aimless

eurphoria is the toxic slop I enjoy I feel like a lovesick pig rolling around in dirt watching that shit

Truly the mark of a worthwhile person is the ringing endorsement “He was always nice to me”