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Getting spam mails that literally read like Spamton dialogue I want to blow e-mail up I want all e-mail to freaking explode.

i can't get over how funny this is https://t.co/tjEwcWzUdn

Kids are hard to understand Our 8 year old: - made a fake German passport - made herself unemployed - made the city of issue Bielefeld We have no idea why https://t.co/GieE8Qjs9L

Part 2 of 2 of Fedexing out digitized tapes before travel https://t.co/4wDyQCciIB

bonus pic where my face is 🤓 https://t.co/6VUvyFvPPp

happy (late) turkey day from your fav ytpmv power couple https://t.co/7YZXzGlEFo

In 1995, my group of friends sent in our animated schoolhouse rock parody CONSPIRACY ROCK to SNL as part of a sizzle reel to apply as writers. The story is Al Franken himself kiboshed it as crap. 3 years later https://t.co/hwGXFgSriG

Lately I really wish I could drink reasonable amounts of alcohol on special occasions or just a bit to relax every week or two instead of my brain instinctively throwing me like a javelin directly into Hell as soon as any form of liquor is within my physical grasp

Yes, I think one of the big lessons of the tech boom of the 2010s is that winner-take-all effects are a lot rarer and more ephemeral than people thought. Not just gig companies either -- Facebook, Netflix, and many others didn't have invincible network effects. https://t.co/EZc2RPj0G3

Fanboost and awful feature ideas for premium vehicles https://t.co/Ko3NnVYgTo

I recall a Vimeo video from about why SEO is becoming increasingly commoditized.

I like present tense more because it feels more vivid to me, I feel like it kind of makes me imagine what I'm reading as sort of a movie in my head. But I can appreciate past tense too because it can make it feel like that shit really happened and someone had to write it down

@NeoYokel shared helmets at this event, gotta do the balaclava.

Do you prefer reading fiction in the past tense or the present tense

I just made an update for my Contact Anniversaries shortcut! Using @scriptableapp to scan the contacts proved to be much faster than the previous method. Thanks to this, adding anniversaries from your contacts, to your calendar is now faster than ever. https://t.co/d0jotEcpRd

💸 CleanShot is currently 30% OFF for Black Friday! It's the perfect chance to get the best screen capture app for Mac. We don't do discounts very often, so hurry up before the offer runs out! 👉 https://t.co/MU4oS8V3U0 https://t.co/vW2D9PkaMm

You can also use my @raycastapp extension to run this action on your Mac: https://t.co/vugEcG48jv

On My Mind Action Group for @draftsapp https://t.co/WQT1EFoQkC

I love using LockScreen widgets for @draftsapp. I configured 2 widgets that run different Actions in Drafts to either open my Daily Log or add something to my „On My Mind“ Draft (actions linked below 👇🏼) ⚡️ instant access to some of my most used actions 🚫 frictionless process https://t.co/cgHZior3df

Thank you eubert heads. https://t.co/4ewvqMK1p2

The last thing I made in Pixelmator was on Oct 26 so I'm going to wait until a month has passed before I start another thing https://t.co/ItlFYYmOUm

oh it also includes the CIA and this account that posts alligator memes https://t.co/VVfMm2tVM3

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black friday browsing material! https://t.co/QXNpGowGuU

Black Friday sale! 🔥 Get Premium in Runestone for 30% off the regular price. The offer is valid today only. Premium gives you access to all of Runestone’s features and settings. All funds will go toward a new chair for my office. I need it. Badly 🪑🥺 https://t.co/yDpaYwHvdh https://t.co/eGTBx25D5t

yeah I shred https://t.co/Rwv9CKRYk4

that ai curio bot is something.... https://t.co/BvyahafDiC

My mom joined a weird organization that makes her watch animal abuse videos but honestly its making her really anti corporation so im not going to stop it

Word of the Day: POPPISM (n.) a smacking sound made with the lips

This is correct. https://t.co/0WPAWG8hpg