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I want to see what is cooking up Automattic?

@mrjaydeeem @etdweasel This was mine! I imported it about 10 years ago. https://t.co/NvtLBMrxic

@kaliiibratiiion that was God's idea

Baptism is so fucking funny dude. "Yeah let me just dip this baby one time? Yo let me dunk your child real quick one time?" Whose idea was that

Literally every time I switch accounts, Twitter defaults me back to "see top tweets first." Maybe this site IS actually dying.

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Giggles has been helping me a lot with chores lately. When I take out the trash, he helpfully bites the bag. When I change the litter, he helpfully stands in the litterbox. I think I'll change his official job title to Chief Operations Officer Giggles.

it makes me go instantly insane seeing the Dawn advert where it's someone cleaning oil spill-stricken ducks with it

When a chimpanzee or other ape "smiles" 9 out of 10 times they're actually showing their teeth as a threat. But capuchins can smile like a human... they do little happy grins... My heart can't take this. The information is too much for me

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Sent this to the family groupchat and they completely ignored it https://t.co/U3WdaWQike

my sleepy ass could never work at a mattress store

Our podcast is back after being on break plz follow the twitter and spotify to see when the episode comes out (this weekend) https://t.co/Vd6erkSlIF https://t.co/XMweaca34n

I'm a short-termist. I believe in doing all the same stuff the longtermists want, but without the elaborate rationalizations. Plz give me drugs

Is there a term for pretending a certain policy/ideology controls things when they don't, and then declaring the failure of that policy/ideology? If there isn't, we need a term for it, because it's nonstop (defunding police resulted in crime! Socialists ruined SF! Etc.)

I made a game on stream where every time there's a whipcrack in Johnny Test, I took a drink. The episode was only 11 minutes. I drank 230 times. https://t.co/mutj3szqVt

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Come join us in industry city on Thursday to geek out on SEO careers:

Thanks to @blackqueeriroh and @holopollock for a very special episode of Overtired this week. https://t.co/rRBEVb67ei

Thanks to @blackqueeriroh and @holopollock for a very special episode of Overtired this week. https://t.co/rRBEVb67ei

its @getdizzzy time https://t.co/xfFDvDCJ4e

its @getdizzzy time https://t.co/xfFDvDCJ4e

I’ve fallen in love and her name is TypeScript.

In case you missed it: ‍ Apple made noise-cancellation on ALL AirPods worse because someone is suing apple for the noise-cancellation technology used in AirPods ☹️ https://t.co/agbmIkC0c1

I’ve fallen in love and her name is TypeScript.

Ferrite 3 is coming soon! Ferrite 3 is a major update to the popular iOS podcasting app, with a refreshed look, and it brings some of the most requested features — including 2× audio preview, and new tools for organising your Library. https://t.co/fn8WB9zCNF