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give me my accounts back mother fucker @elmo

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Speaking with Chris Pratt right now

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give me my accounts back mother fucker @elmo

if they're gonna burn the place down the least they could do is give me the gif avatar back to go out with

when very rich people tell you that they work a hundred hours a week or something absurd like that you need to understand they’re counting all the time they spend socializing with other rich people as work

It took me less than 25 minutes to set up a fake anonymous Apple ID using a VPN and disposable email, attach a masked debit card to it (with the address being Twitter's HQ), and get a verified account for a prominent figure. Just think what a nation-state or bad actor could do...

verified treachery https://t.co/7dgOntLBaD

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Head-to-head. Glory on the line. The #DuelInTheDesert starts here. #AstonMartin #8HBahrain | @FIAWEC https://t.co/8JLjkLOfCP

Is it a land speed record car? https://t.co/anIsQhNuzD

No more games 2023 if u piss me off im gonna eat a Nature Valley bar in your bed

if i met Toad from Mario i would scream my ass off

Final season of Seinfeld absolutely sucks

I never understood buying lego sets of certain objects and like, putting them together according to the directions. I was always a freeform lego kid. Just give me a bunch of pieces and I wanna see what happens when I start sticking em together

Going down the verified tab in my notifications https://t.co/Xyv3UOFhxB

A I clearly mangled the headline for this little experiment!

Richest guy and stable genius has no clue that basically no business makes so much revenue from subscriptions alone. He's really speedrunning bankruptcy, is he

"New boss wants subscriptions to account for half of revenue" LMAO

scattered stars a crow is sitting under the heather

scattered stars a crow is sitting under the heather

Richest guy and stable genius has no clue that basically no business makes so much revenue from subscriptions alone. He's really speedrunning bankruptcy, is he

"New boss wants subscriptions to account for half of revenue" LMAO

A I clearly mangled the headline for this little experiment!

Going down the verified tab in my notifications https://t.co/Xyv3UOFhxB

Final season of Seinfeld absolutely sucks