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Eramdam | Sun Nov 06 21:03:57 +0000 2022
Eramdam | Sun Nov 06 21:03:57 +0000 2022
Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit
Eramdam | Sun Nov 06 21:03:57 +0000 2022
burk992 | Sun Nov 06 19:34:02 +0000 2022
burk992 | Sun Nov 06 19:34:02 +0000 2022
@NeoYokel Let it be known that you were the one ringing the bell and telling people to go to Mastodon well before everyone else.
burk992 | Sun Nov 06 19:34:02 +0000 2022
Damien ✨(in 🇫🇷) on Twitter
Damien ✨(in 🇫🇷) on Twitter
Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit
Damien ✨(in 🇫🇷) on Twitter
Tony نعیم on Twitter
Tony نعیم on Twitter
i like how changing the gun emoji to a water gun has had 0 effect on its usage
Tony نعیم on Twitter
Richard Lawler on Twitter
Richard Lawler on Twitter
Sure, a lot of people are mad at Elno for a lot of reasons and everything within the company he was forced to buy is going to hell. But on the other hand, look at all the attention he's getting. What do you think matters to him the most?
Richard Lawler on Twitter
amos (fasterthanlime@octodon.social) on Twitter
amos (fasterthanlime@octodon.social) on Twitter
I wish everyone discarding Mastodon as weird and bad and "not a replacement" a very change your mind and do it anyway. Twitter is not territory that's yours to fight for. You never owned it in the first place. I'm sad too, but rebuilding your audience takes a while — don't wait.
amos (fasterthanlime@octodon.social) on Twitter
jsnellbot on Twitter
jsnellbot on Twitter
The Force Awakens panel plus Dan is live momentarily to talk Incredibles with.
jsnellbot on Twitter
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thinking about the time i was on a couple tabs of acid and didn't realize daylight saving time was happening and i was like How is it 1am... Again.... whats going on here............ Whats up with that....
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David Toons on Twitter
David Toons on Twitter
It's dangerous to go alone, take C A T. https://t.co/i2UMe8jcag https://t.co/kr8NTPp4Yf
David Toons on Twitter
coolgirlonline on Twitter
coolgirlonline on Twitter
replacing my front teeth with a small tv that plays seinfeld eps on loop u can watch if u dont wanna hear how my day was
coolgirlonline on Twitter
Jay Hoffmann on Twitter
Jay Hoffmann on Twitter
I’ve had a few different mastodons over the years but gonna set up here for a bit. https://t.co/0aiAJBy97b
Jay Hoffmann on Twitter
foreskin gamer extreme on Twitter
foreskin gamer extreme on Twitter
Just put a whoopee cushion on Musk’s chair at twitter hq and he sat on it and everyone around him went “ewwww what smells like shit” “sooo gross lol” “Stink boy stink boy” and he ran out of the room crying
foreskin gamer extreme on Twitter
ivy hollivana📡 on Twitter
ivy hollivana📡 on Twitter
looking for a violinist in chicago 🎻💖 want to start building my band!! i do ethereal glitchpop/drum n bass/breakcore combined w classical elements!! if ur interested or know anyone pls lmk! https://t.co/alL9tYwtxC
ivy hollivana📡 on Twitter
Paul Ford on Twitter
Paul Ford on Twitter
I wonder if in 2022 Hans Christian Andersen would have titled it “The Emperor's Whole Ass.”
Paul Ford on Twitter
Casey Newton on Twitter
Casey Newton on Twitter
Also worth noting: the email that just went out to every Twitter employee is unsigned. Whatever is about to happen, Elon is not putting his name on it.
Casey Newton on Twitter
Haggard Hawks 🦅 on Twitter
Haggard Hawks 🦅 on Twitter
Word of the Day: CLIMACTER (n.) a crucial, critically important period of time, especially a year, that has potentially far-reaching future implications
Haggard Hawks 🦅 on Twitter
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youtube has so many ads it’s actually unwatchable ; the only thing i can watch is gambling youtubers i enjoy that don’t have ads on their videos. So basically when i’m not on my pc i only watch gambling. good message that google is sending
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ten-a on Twitter
ten-a on Twitter
love how in Ikea, people tend to stand at the same spot thinking for a long period of time
ten-a on Twitter