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One of these dudes turns into a Silicon Graphics workstation that's so badass

this watched pot will boil https://t.co/xSVpVkg8Zb

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need some good luck on this 100 question biology final exam lol I'll be free for the entire summer after this

"Tuscan Garden" is such a funny brand name. like yeah you know olive garden? Well, we're not them..... whats up though how you doin though

What’s worse than being laid off? Being laid off by a dude who calls you part of the “fameo” https://t.co/umBwEjszm0

New mixtape is bars https://t.co/Cn0H7ZUGde

Hey. *aggressively grabs your shoulder, stern eye contact* Your Prostate Is The Size Of A Lemon

cameo fameo https://t.co/HblMoCgcab

All car batteries end up in the ocean one way or another

if you think you don’t know someone who’s had an abortion, i promise you you’re wrong

Gilded Rubies - Eugene Jones https://t.co/2zPrRLKUIp

Happy Space Wizard Day to all who celebrate. https://t.co/YVgSqTGwOE

I’ve had to keep a lid on this for a while, but looks like I can finally talk about it. Feel so lucky to be a part of this, and thank you for everyone who supported me on this journey: the best is yet to come https://t.co/oBKDBNXhuM

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I love this headline because everyone online is like “he owns the most farmland” and the fact checkers are like “UM ACTUALLY!!!! IT’S UNDER 1%!!!” But the percentage doesn’t change the fact he still owns the most out of anyone lol https://t.co/JFGHhMFp1r

Word of the Day: DODRANTAL (adj.) nine inches long [17thC]

my father improvised and played on his guitar the songs in the Hobbit when he read it to me when i was little. now, reading LotR for the first time, i try and do the same for each song. just for me.

🎉 Just released. https://t.co/PpxowOiAXE https://t.co/UZZxIe1Lar

@NeoYokel Come party like it's 2015 so we can party like it's 2001

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I like VS Code for almost everything, but there's something so wonderfully simple and quick about accessing my remote servers from Nova 😁 https://t.co/5QkHbev4CL

@NeoYokel thank u dr email

@NeoYokel hell yeah I’ve thought about making one lol

in the middle of hundreds of anti abortion youtube comments there is finally a good take https://t.co/gIERoIHRyg

Tumblr still fuckin sucks im just a sucker for aesthetic blogging shit lmao

sent a very important email today. pls send good vibes