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Some1 is digging a hole in their yard within 2000ft of where this picture was taken as we speak https://t.co/BfnaIx8WS2

end of the year message to my folloers: read shimeji simulation. goodbye

people always send me videos of frogs i don't care about frogs i used to shoot them for target practice i just feel nothing and now im worried friends send me frog media bc they think i look like a frog

Apparently some of you are unfamiliar with my reprehensible public behavior https://t.co/uDRwpIQDfd

Saw a yuppie couple in a juice bar and screamed "An increase from a base of zero isn't a 100% increase, it's an INFINITY PERCENT INCREASE!!" right in their faces as I knocked their $20 smoothies out of their hands, then I tried to run away and fell face-first into a puddle

I'm using twitter less and less these days, but you can find me on instagram https://t.co/s3EyBVZ2Xn

why the fuck would you name it gonker https://t.co/q9vlMWkN6Q

Epic fail on Russian TV: channel interviewed a man who returned from Ukrainian capture, to talk about "horrors of Ukrainian captivity". The man goes on to tell they were treated well, fed 3 times a day, rights read out in full, the Geneva Convention properly followed. https://t.co/EgMOxMxhY4

Let me know if you experience further issues. If you still get value from that eXtension I needed some cups of coffee to get this working again 😝 https://t.co/5ZTknA9Y02

Yep it is sir https://t.co/rvscIdWUGe

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the answer to my childhood savings account's security question was "kingdom hearts" even though the question had nothing to do with that

My interview with Ezra Klein is out! https://t.co/sjauJMdUfB

why is this even a thing lmfao https://t.co/34hVN7kHZv

the PS5 is the largest console in the world

What’s New in Shortcuts – Issue #53 https://t.co/W5qem0Gc3J

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the PS5 is the largest console in the world

What’s New in Shortcuts – Issue #53 https://t.co/W5qem0Gc3J

Secure ShellFish 2022.63 is out today with keyboard shortcuts for snippets on iPad. Quickly insert snippets from keyboard, by dictation or with Apple Pencil. https://t.co/CH7JRwNu8s https://t.co/ehZltyHReA

Music software that automatically categorizes, labels, and even sorts snippets from live audio jams

Music software that automatically categorizes, labels, and even sorts snippets from live audio jams

AirTag top 10 worst Apple product ever

I'm a self-righteous pain in the ass, but I'm not above embezzling office supplies.

AirTag top 10 worst Apple product ever

I'm a self-righteous pain in the ass, but I'm not above embezzling office supplies.

Two things to remember when an AI pusher calls you a Luddite 1-The Luddites were a movement by skilled textile workers that smashed machines as a protest tactic to get better labor conditions from exploitive factories 2-The Luddites failed because the bosses had them killed

Two things to remember when an AI pusher calls you a Luddite 1-The Luddites were a movement by skilled textile workers that smashed machines as a protest tactic to get better labor conditions from exploitive factories 2-The Luddites failed because the bosses had them killed

(Putting a friendly arm around your shoulder) Not gonna lie bro your presence is odious and the rest of us live in constant terror of your actions

trans women are allowed to take up space