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My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....

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everything should be legal for me because i am sexy

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The Apple Employee that put this feature on iOS deserves a promotion. https://t.co/qUPO54vNFq

My big fat Greek diner breakfast with two dudes I ran into here in Chicago at some fake news event. And yes @CaseyNewton and @semaforben ate all that mound of food from the fine folks at Salonica. https://t.co/edwY1IyZfe

❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/9rghsoQvWR

FINALLY IN HD 60FPS EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA https://t.co/0wKrmSj1SA

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My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....

FINALLY IN HD 60FPS EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA https://t.co/0wKrmSj1SA

❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/9rghsoQvWR

My big fat Greek diner breakfast with two dudes I ran into here in Chicago at some fake news event. And yes @CaseyNewton and @semaforben ate all that mound of food from the fine folks at Salonica. https://t.co/edwY1IyZfe

everything should be legal for me because i am sexy

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Pain https://t.co/zYhjTGjFEr

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@NeoYokel It's funny because almost every time I find a Twitter Moment on my explore tab, it's from a tabloid that you somehow follow

@NeoYokel Don't you follow like 100 news accounts that you probably never read from

I'm building my first node js app on last night.

Grayscale HeavyGrayscale RoundGrayscale Smooth - Simon Lawson https://t.co/GSihxoOrFm

BELEAGUERED literally means ‘besieged’. It derives from the same root, meaning ‘to lie down’, as the word LAGER—which was originally beer intended to be stored or ‘laid down’ for several months before drinking.

told a friend I gave up writing music as it was easier to write *about* music and she responded with a picture of her doing a thumbs up, telling me never to inform another soul of that fact

I guess scammers are getting on with the times, so fucking grim https://t.co/nnynGT6g3R

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me: i wonder why i have been feeling unwell lately also me: https://t.co/NNzjeZ5qn1

@NeoYokel FUUUUUUUCK https://t.co/dXKxeSN7qb

@NeoYokel fuck. so you’re saying i’m gonna survive ???

when you don’t care about anything so you grab the “still cooking” taquitos from quiktrip and eat them.