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Ohhhh how I loathe to admit this 2:45 pm espresso was indeed a good call...

pokemon shouldn't have voice acting because Nintendo only accepts vocal performances that make me cringe

rural america

petitioning Forbes to double the number of ppl on the 30 under 30 list. they must do 1200

super baby method

30 people....you know, as in 600 people

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haha it's the big day https://t.co/TfMY3Ezgag

Don't even get my started on Clips

hey do you like podcasts

When it’s my day off and my bf comes home from work early 🤭 truly one of the best feelings

“nothing goes in your butthole on accident” - the literal owner of my place of business

Absolutely no way I'm handing out my SSN to any shipping company/customs to receive any review unit to test That's absurd. Find another way.

Parenting is just a million t….

reminder everyone: axolotls whoop and bark (very quietly) https://t.co/qn4DU7Yd07

They thought dude was rolling up at the Bayou Classic, he was warming up a rib 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/tfwPyXzbPa https://t.co/clTWXvFPVj

huh????????? https://t.co/9Hd2TL0ref

Accurate depiction of the new Ford-class carrier's ability to transform into a mecha demon https://t.co/XIur7zjKnd

damn i love QQL lol @smithereen17 @billcrypto1111 @chad_degen @ALegione @loveyourscotch @Quadraceptor @mmelga99 @MediaObelia @0xAfter @teaston @MarinBolana @Cocochloeart @turinglabsorg https://t.co/xOA9jGTW1l

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Not ideal https://t.co/lgMeXvAQiE

I’ll bet you couldn’t do this antique dexterity game in a car like that! https://t.co/pMtTGdZCzE

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Morning folks. Hands up if you’ve left Twitter.

Word of the Day: PRESTOLATE (v.) to wait for

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Having sex in this during The Fablemans https://t.co/d7G5E2jhnE

these are largely posts of people saying they want a phone with starlink connectivity... I... there are SO Many reasons that couldn't work... thread time? https://t.co/VD2A0db0Mx