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we are having a strip club company party in january at our sister club and we had to post in the fb event if we were bringing someone so i wrote “probably bringing a person if he lasts that long”

YES – Apple is launching a karaoke mode for Apple Music called 'Sing'. I've always wanted this in a music streaming service, and Apple Music has the best real-time lyrics experience of all. I absolutely cannot wait for this. 😍 https://t.co/Td4aq4VPFQ https://t.co/IQF6KaByv5

Another day in paradise..

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR

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I’ve had enough, I’m taking their shit now https://t.co/oBsm5lQGYb

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When will it end https://t.co/RQYPJOVa0d

I love it when people have a random discussion in your mentions and you just get to watch https://t.co/NbIsL6RkCL

if i was a wolf i would post hella manipulative shit on my instagram story like this https://t.co/n9YV4hnbPf

Red And Black - Rick Silver https://t.co/o9RaAWkvY3

A MOKE is a thick, damp mist. https://t.co/ONxWgkSNwT

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SPIRITS OF ST. LOUIS was a success! We had so much fun doing it that we decided to keep going and do another book. https://t.co/LYnvthk8pY

I'm proud that Bryan agreed to edit my first book PRETENTIOUS RECORD STORE GUY. His sage advice and stewardship helped shape my first book into something better than I hoped it would be. https://t.co/Sicya0TydY

If you were to write out the full name of every number in the standard English counting system—ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR…—you wouldn’t use a single letter C until you arrived at ONE OCTILLION. https://t.co/kxE8q55Tki

1993 Mazda HR-X2 concept https://t.co/IydzCKQ28g

@viticci A bundle of catastrophically user-hostile design decisions. If I regularly needed it it’d be less infuriating, but I wish they would chuck it in Control Center or something—they don’t hesitate to put more useful controls like backlighting there

I'm officially declaring this keyboard button The Enemy of iPad users in 2022. Why is it ALWAYS in the way?! https://t.co/Clq94vsWs9

@NeoYokel me.

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lmao another thing i didn't realize about my steam community ban is that it removed all my pending invites to people that haven't accepted me, i had like 40-50 people in there i was waiting on a response from

What is IBS?? I be shitting ??

Fundamentally, I am a bitch who simply loves to listen to Resistance by Muse...

Still going strong :) https://t.co/aQoY7mVqaK https://t.co/KKaNhZqeTr

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Received my new iPhone 14 Pro Max today 😍 very impressed after the first few hours of using this device 🙌🏽