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FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
I don't think there's ever been a song that made me cry that wasn't like 3 country songs that's about it
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
FiniteGarden on Twitter
FiniteGarden on Twitter
My friend lived in a house behind a gas station, and every day in the winter I would go over and hang out. As time went on bad things happened inside that house, bad things happened to me. I stopped going over there after a while. https://t.co/CFwZaEWFJG
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FiniteGarden on Twitter
mg D. Clown on Twitter
mg D. Clown on Twitter
Someone in the comments called her a BattlePawg https://t.co/e6GZMDeqyL
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mg D. Clown on Twitter
Thomas Maxwell 🐀 on Twitter
Thomas Maxwell 🐀 on Twitter
If Taylor Swift would just tweet about big tech these investigations would be progressing way faster https://t.co/llC8HMtVhn
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Thomas Maxwell 🐀 on Twitter
Zwick The Editor on Twitter
Zwick The Editor on Twitter
If any artists or musicians start using newgrounds let me know so I can follow you.
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Zwick The Editor on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
Matt Birchler on Twitter
Looking through some of my oldest photos I posted here and this one is wild. Landscape Facebook in the dock Beats Music, which I stand by being underrated at the time https://t.co/x73R2sYXEq
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Matt Birchler on Twitter
Ari Grabb on Twitter
Ari Grabb on Twitter
In case twitter shuts down and you want to make contact with me, simply hold a crystal up to your heart and whisper my name, and I will appear. https://t.co/igAogmRecI
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Ari Grabb on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
there’s only one man in this world that can fuck with my head and if you’re reading this thinking it’s you you’re wrong cuz he doesn’t have a twitter
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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
Tom Bot on Twitter
Tom Bot on Twitter
BLOGGING IS ALIVE AND WELL DONE.
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Tom Bot on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
@NeoYokel i miss when we came here cuz our parents figured out our myspace logins but we were too young to have facebook and they hadn’t found twitter yet. it was an internet safe haven
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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
samantha on Twitter
samantha on Twitter
i don’t have any insight into the things i think i have a fondness for. i don’t have any degree of expertise on any subject. i am moving my hand along the surface just to feel the texture. i am taking my time.
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samantha on Twitter
orgamecha on Twitter
orgamecha on Twitter
before i do squats i like to really sit on a piece of metal and stop all the blood flow to my legs
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orgamecha on Twitter
@joannablackhart@tech.lgbt :CCC on Twitter
@joannablackhart@tech.lgbt :CCC on Twitter
setting up a sign up list to build a database of everyone who wants to be on it, basically a way that everyone can reach each other outside of this place. take this link and share it as far and wide as you want. lmk if u wanna help build. https://t.co/CIodBWIIDw
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@joannablackhart@tech.lgbt :CCC on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
@NeoYokel yo while i have you here message me the login info for the shitpost office instagram please lmao
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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
i was sad i had to get of ft with oomf til i remembered i had to shit so really it was perfect timing god works in mysterious ways
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𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 ☭ on Twitter
Matt Pearce 🦅 on Twitter
Matt Pearce 🦅 on Twitter
Okay, Twitter is still online. But now you have to print out your five best tweets over the last six months and explain to Elon why they’re funny before 2 p.m. or you get kicked off the site.
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Matt Pearce 🦅 on Twitter
nilay patel on Twitter
nilay patel on Twitter
Lil update to the redesign: we scooted the "must reads" top 5 stories breaker into the hero and renamed it "top stories", the storystream now starts below. Big ideas for how we can play with this on mobile https://t.co/HjICgvPaGC
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nilay patel on Twitter
keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
twitter has died, ALLELUIA... twitter is risen, ALLELUIA... happy feast of the temples of st. peter and st. paul btw
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keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
twitter is not dying, i am enjoying the retrospectives though
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keifa🌍🌞ra on Twitter
Maria Bustillos on Twitter
Maria Bustillos on Twitter
MUSK: I fired all your friends, now work harder, peasants! I have payday loans coming due EMPLOYEES: Fuck you! EVERYONE: we're going to Mastodon ************* this strikes me as a model that can be exported to other contexts
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Maria Bustillos on Twitter
2000s Web on Twitter
2000s Web on Twitter
https://t.co/haaE3Kuohs Originally uploaded in: 28 Nov, 2005 https://t.co/24xnJGtk1A
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2000s Web on Twitter