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@NeoYokel Apparently they're having trouble seeing replies to their tweets so you might want to send a DM

i finally turned off images on the computer, its cool. i can now read the stuff you guys are saying entirely based on the words (laughs)

also I dont know why these people always act like starbucks workers are ultra leftists when a large portion of the people ive worked with at starbucks have been the worst conservatives ive ever met

@NeoYokel @viticci I love how the “memo” button in the shortcuts bar perfectly aligns with the “send message” bar in Messages when in slide-over.

Some examples of the real estate just outside of turn 4 @Interlagos. Life goes on and in Brazil the disparity is always in plain sight. However, in the 29 years I've been coming here, I've noticed a slight improvement. So that's progress I guess #f1 https://t.co/zl8uSwXoqs

Toyota has unveiled its new Rally2 concept car at #RallyJapan ⬇️ https://t.co/TOPKJwXQYq

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We donate every year. @wikipedia and @internetarchive are lights leading forward from the internet's original promise--free exchange of information, free global participation https://t.co/pVBZkvuWFf

RUR - Eric Baldwin https://t.co/6yWf767oRk

i wanted to see her when i was ten. i finally saw Avril live tonight. https://t.co/lZUMCGpNAF

City people 🤝 country folk ignoring the strange noises outside at night

When I thanked @readywriting for this humane and searing work she said, "I’m hoping that this piece will help someone feel less alone." I think it will make everyone who reads it feel less alone. https://t.co/7jQtAri0ks

Head to head. One more time. The #8HBahrain is next. #AstonMartin #DuelInTheDesert https://t.co/bq1GovGReb

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Are you ready #teamAMR? It’s race day. #AstonMartin #8HBahrain #DuelInTheDesert https://t.co/E41tJeZpA3

this is the funniest video ive ever seen https://t.co/wKxnIayz9o

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I want to see what is cooking up Automattic?

@mrjaydeeem @etdweasel This was mine! I imported it about 10 years ago. https://t.co/NvtLBMrxic

@kaliiibratiiion that was God's idea

Baptism is so fucking funny dude. "Yeah let me just dip this baby one time? Yo let me dunk your child real quick one time?" Whose idea was that

Literally every time I switch accounts, Twitter defaults me back to "see top tweets first." Maybe this site IS actually dying.

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Giggles has been helping me a lot with chores lately. When I take out the trash, he helpfully bites the bag. When I change the litter, he helpfully stands in the litterbox. I think I'll change his official job title to Chief Operations Officer Giggles.

it makes me go instantly insane seeing the Dawn advert where it's someone cleaning oil spill-stricken ducks with it

When a chimpanzee or other ape "smiles" 9 out of 10 times they're actually showing their teeth as a threat. But capuchins can smile like a human... they do little happy grins... My heart can't take this. The information is too much for me

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Sent this to the family groupchat and they completely ignored it https://t.co/U3WdaWQike

my sleepy ass could never work at a mattress store