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Is it a land speed record car? https://t.co/anIsQhNuzD

No more games 2023 if u piss me off im gonna eat a Nature Valley bar in your bed

if i met Toad from Mario i would scream my ass off

Final season of Seinfeld absolutely sucks

I never understood buying lego sets of certain objects and like, putting them together according to the directions. I was always a freeform lego kid. Just give me a bunch of pieces and I wanna see what happens when I start sticking em together

Going down the verified tab in my notifications https://t.co/Xyv3UOFhxB

A I clearly mangled the headline for this little experiment!

Richest guy and stable genius has no clue that basically no business makes so much revenue from subscriptions alone. He's really speedrunning bankruptcy, is he

"New boss wants subscriptions to account for half of revenue" LMAO

scattered stars a crow is sitting under the heather

My new Mastodon app ‘Mammoth’ is now ready to beta test. If you’ve found that all the Mastodon apps out there currently haven’t been great, you’re in luck. 😏 https://t.co/bt2SZOMBl3 https://t.co/dm26nIeRpe

“I’m gonna cum” Okay so?

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

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This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

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This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.

Already working on Apple Frames 3.1 and here's a small preview of a new feature I'm calling "input macros' 😎 https://t.co/ggG9oDPGY0

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SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.

To REMORD is to remember something with a feeling of regret or remorse.

To REMORD is to remember something with a feeling of regret or remorse.

this has remained a fact https://t.co/XYQqCCllt9

Wearing my cock cage out to go #vote

Wearing my cock cage out to go #vote