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they brought out the three tone logo again and sealed their fucking fates lmao

Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit

going to berghain just sounds like a setup for failure and embarrassment lol

i like how changing the gun emoji to a water gun has had 0 effect on its usage

Sure, a lot of people are mad at Elno for a lot of reasons and everything within the company he was forced to buy is going to hell. But on the other hand, look at all the attention he's getting. What do you think matters to him the most?

@NeoYokel Let it be known that you were the one ringing the bell and telling people to go to Mastodon well before everyone else.

Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit

they brought out the three tone logo again and sealed their fucking fates lmao

@NeoYokel Let it be known that you were the one ringing the bell and telling people to go to Mastodon well before everyone else.

I wish everyone discarding Mastodon as weird and bad and "not a replacement" a very change your mind and do it anyway. Twitter is not territory that's yours to fight for. You never owned it in the first place. I'm sad too, but rebuilding your audience takes a while — don't wait.

The Force Awakens panel plus Dan is live momentarily to talk Incredibles with.

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thinking about the time i was on a couple tabs of acid and didn't realize daylight saving time was happening and i was like How is it 1am... Again.... whats going on here............ Whats up with that....

It's dangerous to go alone, take C A T. https://t.co/i2UMe8jcag https://t.co/kr8NTPp4Yf

replacing my front teeth with a small tv that plays seinfeld eps on loop u can watch if u dont wanna hear how my day was

Many are criticizing my mastodon server “people who maybe have a crush on me 🤭🤭🤭” with no proof of malfeasance https://t.co/D05VTvdG63

I’ve had a few different mastodons over the years but gonna set up here for a bit. https://t.co/0aiAJBy97b

Just put a whoopee cushion on Musk’s chair at twitter hq and he sat on it and everyone around him went “ewwww what smells like shit” “sooo gross lol” “Stink boy stink boy” and he ran out of the room crying

follow me on IG but fair warning it's a stan account for my kids

looking for a violinist in chicago 🎻💖 want to start building my band!! i do ethereal glitchpop/drum n bass/breakcore combined w classical elements!! if ur interested or know anyone pls lmk! https://t.co/alL9tYwtxC

she let me hit because she has poor reaction times and her parrying abilities could use some work

I wonder if in 2022 Hans Christian Andersen would have titled it “The Emperor's Whole Ass.”

Also worth noting: the email that just went out to every Twitter employee is unsigned. Whatever is about to happen, Elon is not putting his name on it.

I can't think of a twitter account?

Word of the Day: CLIMACTER (n.) a crucial, critically important period of time, especially a year, that has potentially far-reaching future implications

youtube has so many ads it’s actually unwatchable ; the only thing i can watch is gambling youtubers i enjoy that don’t have ads on their videos. So basically when i’m not on my pc i only watch gambling. good message that google is sending

Hard work does matter. https://t.co/fVDHN4kHsq

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love how in Ikea, people tend to stand at the same spot thinking for a long period of time

Old people are so theoretically cute it's a shame the world made the current batch so evil and vice versa