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my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

Pleased to see my hometown mentioned in the pages of the New Yorker magazine this week* *in conjunction w a horrific spate of murders

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦

Every time I refresh twitter I get put back on the Bane timeline, fuck this shitty site https://t.co/v8lKcheZ8R

Insane. My Dad bought a PC in 1995 for $2,465 (give or take). Adjusting for inflation, that's almost 2x now. Adjusting for PC specs... that's uh idk but unusable today lol

just remembered john lennon is dead. so grateful

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

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i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

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can't roast me, I'm already roasted

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

GitHub - MaximeBeasse/KeyDecoder: KeyDecoder app lets you use your smartphone or tablet to decode your mechanical keys in seconds. https://t.co/upYVjXlt21

What is he plotting https://t.co/YMpHf7tALL

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

can't roast me, I'm already roasted

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