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Last year, I committed to bringing the Kinect back from the dead. This journey was too massive to put into a thread. So I recorded it into this tweet like a VCR. https://t.co/mrjYxrNWv6

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We'll be live in < 30 minutes for Discord members with a special Town Hall all about the #AppleEvent. See you on Dynamic Island in a bit: https://t.co/Iv6tWAuYyM https://t.co/JQVBIn6xdh

We'll be live in 30 minutes for Discord members with a special Town Hall all about the #AppleEvent. See you on Dynamic Island in a bit: https://t.co/Iv6tWAuYyM https://t.co/JQVBIn6xdh

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iOS 16: The MacStories Review. Monday, September 12. #AppleEvent https://t.co/UET4Kq3JvW

I called my boss hun the other day when he cut his hand as a reflex and I wanted to die https://t.co/JQ5hAR1VB8

"YOU HAVE TO STOP USING THE PHONES!!!!!! THERE ARE LITTLE GUYS INSIDE THEM!!! AND WE'RE HURTING THEM!!!!!!! THERE'S LITTLE GUYS IN THE PHONES!!!!!!!" -Apple Technological Enterprises & Corporation Inc., DDS, Esquire Engineer, interrupting the conference, moments before being shot

"YOU HAVE TO STOP USING THE PHONES!!!!!! THERE ARE LITTLE GUYS INSIDE THEM!!! AND WE'RE HURTING THEM!!!!!!! THERE'S LITTLE GUYS IN THE PHONES!!!!!!!" -Apple Technological Enterprises & Corporation Inc., DDS, Esquire Engineer, interrupting the conference, moments before being shot

I called my boss hun the other day when he cut his hand as a reflex and I wanted to die https://t.co/JQ5hAR1VB8

iOS 16: The MacStories Review. Monday, September 12. #AppleEvent https://t.co/UET4Kq3JvW

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I guess I'll hold onto my blue 13 Pro until the day it dies

good thing none of the Pro colors appeal to me because Fuck the Dynamic Island integration looks SICK #AppleEvent

good thing none of the Pro colors appeal to me because Fuck the Dynamic Island integration looks SICK #AppleEvent

I guess I'll hold onto my blue 13 Pro until the day it dies

In London rn https://t.co/kU7tqZkxnh

fuck

Just to explain, this is every AOL CD ever created https://t.co/mHCEWmelh9

Nice #Severance cameo in #AppleEvent https://t.co/EtAjTzHqZQ

rich people be like i have lots of money

One of these beards is getting shaved off today. https://t.co/ixTJUYGPbS https://t.co/g6ybMhflD3

One of these beards is getting shaved off today. https://t.co/ixTJUYGPbS https://t.co/g6ybMhflD3

rich people be like i have lots of money

Nice #Severance cameo in #AppleEvent https://t.co/EtAjTzHqZQ

Just to explain, this is every AOL CD ever created https://t.co/mHCEWmelh9

So who's doing a full video review of the Apple Watch Ultra underwater? https://t.co/HE0ID9USEo

Bigger, 1 more button https://t.co/atKzvgu2D3 https://t.co/8iUSDjVnZp

should I buy an Apple Watch Ultra for when I walk the dogs #AppleEvent