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for every good deed, you will receive a good coin. for each bad deed, you will receive a bad coin. good coins are for things like houses , medical ointments, knowledge. bad coins are for mind altering tinctures, sexual favors, and weapons.

It's also getting Car Crash Detection that will automatically contact emergency services. Series 8 has a new accelerometer that is more accurate and analyzes faster. https://t.co/5rymaULSsr

Galaxy Brain Theory: Apple wasn't working on an Apple Car; they were building cars and crashing them to test Crash Detection. #AppleEvent

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Galaxy Brain Theory: Apple wasn't working on an Apple Car; they were building cars and crashing them to test Crash Detection. #AppleEvent

It's also getting Car Crash Detection that will automatically contact emergency services. Series 8 has a new accelerometer that is more accurate and analyzes faster. https://t.co/5rymaULSsr

(bashes arm on piano) -> C-G-C-E

@NeoYokel it didn’t work. i wanna know how many i have open right now. i may just never know. https://t.co/JQnPu7wmi7

@NeoYokel how to i find the number again ???

@NeoYokel how to i find the number again ???

@NeoYokel it didn’t work. i wanna know how many i have open right now. i may just never know. https://t.co/JQnPu7wmi7

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idgaf who behind ghetto smosh this shit is hilarious https://t.co/H4wIPqEyEA

Alive...

@NeoYokel soooo… butt ?

explore_ibm_network https://t.co/OVzs3F8JpM

For the record, my book https://t.co/b6vOM7J2A7 did sell 12+ copies https://t.co/iWqXmEjlVw

Our society needs more powerful methods for the mass production and dissemination of dignity, so that downtrodden people don't feel like they have to grasp at whatever pitiful scraps of power they can get.

@NeoYokel The engine of Safari could be perfect but its user interface just functions backwards to how I work

It used to be that I would rarely get webpages that crash. Now it seems to happen once per day

This could be nothing but I feel like Safari has gotten less and less stable over the years

ah ha ha ha yesss the mfing beams tactical crocs https://t.co/mlUsBMqxcy

happiness exists and it's furret shaped https://t.co/nDz3nMrBnG

damn this whole social media thing is just anxiety projection huh