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BREAKING: Apple has ENDED their partnership with Jony Ive, and he will no longer be involved with any aspect of the company. 🚨 Even though Ive left Apple in 2019, he was working with them on products as recent as the M1 iMac. (via @nytimestech) https://t.co/5pwD18U1G1

Me on a 2 week cruise in italy in 2012 There was no wifi at all so I was miserable lol. Looking at old photos to show myself the kind of body I wanna try and get back to again. Or at least close. https://t.co/fiVo7DYwhA

Here’s my post-mortem on Ev Williams’ tenure at Medium and how it got caught in the middle https://t.co/qz865JfdZG https://t.co/WZo5mSEFkX

Me on a 2 week cruise in italy in 2012 There was no wifi at all so I was miserable lol. Looking at old photos to show myself the kind of body I wanna try and get back to again. Or at least close. https://t.co/fiVo7DYwhA

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BREAKING: Apple has ENDED their partnership with Jony Ive, and he will no longer be involved with any aspect of the company. 🚨 Even though Ive left Apple in 2019, he was working with them on products as recent as the M1 iMac. (via @nytimestech) https://t.co/5pwD18U1G1

hey [with the intention of watching you piss]

@SCJREAL ive had trouble sleeping my entire life and the only things ive found that help are a consistent sleep sound either a specific white noise filtering or a specific like rain video or something, and weighted blankets. the other one is just being physically tired from the day

i looked so cute at my grocery store job https://t.co/u1m3u3213G

Ubers at LAX are like $90 rn https://t.co/bqciWj4g43

need more klonopin Sos

https://t.co/R8AhKkSDsm

I've been informed that this is not the correct term

Taking the pink eye flight back to LA

Holy shit, this article is wildly inappropriate and should never have been published, especially as the author is apparently married to a Proud Boy. https://t.co/RyvgoOOy0U

I would like you to see this Borland Turbo C++ 3.x (Windows) splash screen https://t.co/0JsdrVlre8

i found pickle pizza in chicago. will report back this week when I get it

Holy shit, this article is wildly inappropriate and should never have been published, especially as the author is apparently married to a Proud Boy. https://t.co/RyvgoOOy0U

Taking the pink eye flight back to LA

I've been informed that this is not the correct term

https://t.co/R8AhKkSDsm

need more klonopin Sos

Ubers at LAX are like $90 rn https://t.co/bqciWj4g43

i looked so cute at my grocery store job https://t.co/u1m3u3213G

@SCJREAL ive had trouble sleeping my entire life and the only things ive found that help are a consistent sleep sound either a specific white noise filtering or a specific like rain video or something, and weighted blankets. the other one is just being physically tired from the day

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When I text you “🪃” just know what goes around comes back around.

@ashleyiann Don’t worry. Us nurses have already gave them the sandwich. And we know they need the Tylenol. All you have to do is say yes. We will take care of the rest

Just installed my new bidet https://t.co/7pUZAsMUXS

@AnaMardoll Had to google Tylenol because apparently it’s only called that in the US and it’s fucking paracetamol. I was given paracetamol when I had some non-serious stuff as a kid, growing pains, a bad cold, things like that. It’s basic meds you have at home just in case like aspirin