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Mercedes watching the Ferraris fight #BritishGP #WTF1 https://t.co/HK06RGU4L8

Hundreds of millions of dollars in dev and they're getting beat by some simple Excel cell to cell math. Holy shit.

Lord it is bad when you make Mercedes strategy look good.

wow thank you zillow, looks great https://t.co/xJFjIHp4v4

also made a crummy poster of it https://t.co/7lMIo7rPjB

Good morning https://t.co/RK1HFVLV1S

Congrats to Big Sean and Jhene Aiko on expecting their first child together. 👶🏽 https://t.co/vWz2o6f75G

GET OUT OF MY HEAD https://t.co/mGhiy6VcfK

Interesting to see business….

Installed solar on our home as a lil’ birthday project. 🎉☀️🔋 https://t.co/Haydrh8pBJ

BREAKING: Naruto spotted at Anime Expo

https://t.co/3cfE88hFMP

can you guys see if the app store is down for you

https://t.co/eib9kFhPIi

Skin glowing, hoes knowing. https://t.co/HJvrkOutDD

Bring Me His Thimble (1992) melancholic inspector

@NeoYokel yes

It's officially been over a decade after working at Google that *checks notes* went….

-girl who built her entire brand on being a grade a cunt to everyone and their mom voice- why is everyone bullying me?! i'm clearly the most persecuted person in the history of the internet. a martyr, even.

selling flags https://t.co/iyjMIY3tCz

My friend David can do the entire "Weapon of choice" choreography even the flying part

@NeoYokel @mujschool We'll let the people decide. https://t.co/0f2QtZaa2F

@NeoYokel "Pretty boy"? As a @mujschool employee, I feel a responsibility to not say things that are blatantly and demonstrably untrue on the radio.

i have a conspiracy theory that none of the "shirts that go hard" are real

https://t.co/U0fO6rRNMk

LEADERGROWN is a Yorkshire dialect word describing joints or limbs that have become stiff or painful through lack of movement.

Timekeeping

“Bro I need some top rn” no you need a hug

We’ve made it through a full 2 years of COVID. Only 8 years to go

Yes, we're aware there are some minor blips happening with our signal. We're working on it. Don't expect me to explain it, I'm just a dumb jock, but engineering is occurring with smart people punching buttons or something.