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curiouscat people used to send me some insane shit

i got married because i had a picture of chief keef taped to my door https://t.co/nS6fvnSbBz

Delighted to see mainstream media start to emerge.

My covid test and my bank account have something in common yet again https://t.co/YJLIJSHxpA

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“What’s New in Shortcuts” is back! Here’s a mega-issue covering the last few months of Shortcuts news: https://t.co/7Z5JPa5nne

The stars of Imola are set to shine again in Monza as @OfficialTFSport returns to the @EuropeanLMS this weekend. @Bullitt_Racing also heads out on to the ‘Temple of Speed’ in the @LeMansCup #Vantage #ELMS #LeMansCup https://t.co/MoQsyiDza8

With the rise of the spam call came the fall of the prank call. A trade we simply should not have made

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@friendshapedcar https://t.co/D4gsaY9ZDZ

@NeoYokel Having read enough subreddit posts regarding the meta revolving around Eve, I thankfully never bit the lure on that one.

having to breathe is so annoying

If you EVER see me reinstall CSGO, drag me out in the yard and spray me down with the fire hose and I mean it.

I was like welp fuck it guess I’m _____ now

There’s a huge loser energy that comes with saying “So?” that “So what?” doesn’t have. Makes you think.

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my upstairs neighbors are addicted to opening and closing their patio door

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cannot stress enough how much you need to watch this with the sound on. https://t.co/olUm8rhNgB

The amount of funny rave acts who just deadass didn't read my show introduction doc I wrote for them making me have to repeat all the info via messages over and over again kinda hurts my feels ngl https://t.co/2JpEg4NuPB

@NeoYokel @timcook straight up Pissing me@off!!!

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i hate you @timcook

this is still my favourite screenshot ive taken of weed shop 3 so far https://t.co/3XmLhaSPgo

To DECAPULATE something is to pour it from one container into another.

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Word of the Day: ACCOY (v.) to make calm or serene; to quieten

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW https://t.co/9ouaUgL2vg

why did i just remember the video of lenny kravitz pants ripping open on stage and his cock and balls flying out god dammit