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Recording a few podcast episodes today - you can always get them early and support me at this link: https://t.co/3qGkhq3Y6I

IF DETROIT MAKES IT, IT MUST BE AN AUTOMOBILE.

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drinking a monster on my patio and it’s 75° and sunny. lovely morning we’re having

https://t.co/OKjgWNH3H2 Check out this #juke-influenced #electronic music album by @GOJIIMUSIC. #dreamcore

having an extremely normal one https://t.co/WBWxmGn3x8

Rewatched The Fugitive (1993) and I can't help but notice how much richer a movie is when not everyone is generically pretty. Jones has such an interesting, craggy face. Ford is obvs hot and fit but in a human way, not a zero carb roidmonster way. https://t.co/QANB5E3NDx

More because I am vain https://t.co/tXYBCuFBwg

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quit Facebook https://t.co/mdmr6U857H

It's been many months since I last played PSO2 so I am going to do that BRB

long-haired swede: you see, in my defense, at the time, i was extremely racist. questions? yes, you there. intrepid reporter: Sir, Hardcore Pelvis, metalinjection .com. Are you still racist? long-haired swede: *almost deepthroating the mic* no comment

(in the most british accent physically possible) what games on this months humbly bundly?

Alright now that was really it, at least for this part Thanks for the laughs @genosamuelgeno , needed that tonight

Alright I think that's about it. Really interesting that none of these christorians ever contacted me to interview/get more info. I think my thread at the time made people think I wanted no part of the incident at all when in reality I just didn't wanna be bothered that weekend

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God I really only wore flannels back then and thought it was fashionable https://t.co/RUKiIgm035

BREAKING: Due to a gas leak, Skrillex recorded an entire album with Tom Jones 😰😱 https://t.co/y6GkIVPIwX

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Just got home to a DM that I'm in this part of the Chris Chan documentary so here's a reaction thread to me watching it I guess lol https://t.co/XgpjQYu0zo

An inordinate amount of time passes. It is utterly void of struggle. No ex-wives are contained within it.

but fr some of you dont be replying to shit why dont you just drive up to my house and KILL ME

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at least 1/3 of my mutuals hate me and pray that i am run over by a Komatsu Bulldozer i see you 🙏 you are valid

My friends are making me watch 2 hours of 2 bro-dudes trying out fair foods and I feel like I'm crossfaded lol

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Look we caught a fuckin geek in action https://t.co/uS15t7o3jU

i just got a massage for the first time in my life and it feels like there was a massive clip holding all my muscles and skin on my back and it was finally unclipped

my god this would be such a pain in the ass https://t.co/gUAh10nwl0