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Here's the correct EDITORIAL ENGINEER link. Maybe this was a test. Let's call it a test. https://t.co/An5hoALbpv

@reckless which of these gigs would fit an eleven-year english/history teacher with a background in creative writing who loves tech and is looking to try on a new career but has never worked in journalism? 🥺

Always fun to go super deep on our products on The Vergecast. Chatted with @reckless and @pierce about AI advancements, our growing Pixel portfolio, AR + more! https://t.co/5klxnFr6IY

Me: *whistling at urinal* *Guy enters* Me: *whistling “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police so he’ll subliminally pick a urinal further away* Guy: *to same tune* I want my MTV!!! 😫 *stepping closer* great song 🙂 *closer* love da chili peppers👁👄👁 *peeing in my urinal*

accidentally causing the next high-profile mass murder event by showing a death grips fan a piece of paper with like six numbers on it

Starting drivers for the 2022 @Bathurst12hour: #74 @KelvinvdLinde #777 @m_winkelhock #9 @LeeHoldsworth #17 @NickPercat #24 @cameron_waters #47 @Dave_Russell_22 #65 @chazmozzie #PerformanceIsAnAttitude #GT3 #B12hr https://t.co/jRwgiQ3dUx

It’s a real shame to be missing the @Bathurst12hour this year 🥺 First #B12hr I’ve missed since 2014… It holds a very special place in my heart & hope to be back on home soil in a @PorscheRaces car again next year 💛 Good luck to @GroveRacing! #TeamPorsche https://t.co/AtzMUvfYad

It’s a real shame to be missing the @Bathurst12hour this year 🥺 First #B12hr I’ve missed since 2014… It holds a very special place in my heart & hope to be back on home soil in a @PorscheRaces car again next year 💛 Good luck to @GroveRacing! #TeamPorsche https://t.co/AtzMUvfYad

Starting drivers for the 2022 @Bathurst12hour: #74 @KelvinvdLinde #777 @m_winkelhock #9 @LeeHoldsworth #17 @NickPercat #24 @cameron_waters #47 @Dave_Russell_22 #65 @chazmozzie #PerformanceIsAnAttitude #GT3 #B12hr https://t.co/jRwgiQ3dUx

accidentally causing the next high-profile mass murder event by showing a death grips fan a piece of paper with like six numbers on it

Me: *whistling at urinal* *Guy enters* Me: *whistling “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police so he’ll subliminally pick a urinal further away* Guy: *to same tune* I want my MTV!!! 😫 *stepping closer* great song 🙂 *closer* love da chili peppers👁👄👁 *peeing in my urinal*

@NeoYokel No

@NeoYokel No

me waking up in the morning https://t.co/6HUmTVLZIq

me waking up in the morning https://t.co/6HUmTVLZIq

GM https://t.co/wDLnq7VPb7

@butt_sword https://t.co/36nhBUffRC

My time in COVID isolation has only deepened my respect and admiration for the countless beautiful design choices Apple made when designing the Airpods Max

Using the Airpods Max to play games on my ps5 feels like a ridiculous indulgence - spoils fit for a king

For my fans https://t.co/oWMM7ASlro

i'm destined to be mediocre at every single video game and i'm totally okay with that

make You squart

im on drugs and in sooo much pain reply to this with images that have my energy

downloading dating apps to people watch because i live in a quiet neighborhood so there's nothin to look at, besides the absolutely beautiful street, tiger lilies and newly planted trees as well as beautiful homes

downloading dating apps to people watch because i live in a quiet neighborhood so there's nothin to look at, besides the absolutely beautiful street, tiger lilies and newly planted trees as well as beautiful homes

im on drugs and in sooo much pain reply to this with images that have my energy

make You squart

i'm destined to be mediocre at every single video game and i'm totally okay with that

never realized how bad i needed a car with 4 doors until i got an extended cab pickup

never realized how bad i needed a car with 4 doors until i got an extended cab pickup