Pitch: Social Consumption Consultation
I hear me out of this one here or fucking fucking up social media consultation ha ha ha ha right oh boy not for a business not to leverage Bufferin Xavier integrations to a scoop up as many customers for your bespoke battery store now now that leveraging I'll averaging those for the free for the business paid for your illusion of Apple of a digital marketing now social media consultation for people who use social media social media consultation to leverage whatever the fuck they deliver leverage the various services involved the third-party clients techniques psychology reflection therapy to just make it so that you feel better about your social medias like I could do that Eugene you only if you want or if you feel like you need a change in your role in that phrase your relationship with social media hello I'm assuming that there are people are there a lot of the world of hurt probably hear that and the other better as the people spend sorry sorry Dale but what does of people that spend six fucking hours in bed scrolling through Facebook videos and then in the morning I just like why the fuck I did I do that I'm in a big part of it of course liquid with the negative run these companies now I think is maybe actually no I'm thinking of that the brand favorability statistics from the from the service that works for you there's another one Basically I think we're getting closer to being able to be critical of these companies openly basically deal I want you to know yes I'm going to make fun of you but I'm going to do so in the sense knowing that there is more than just being your fault in the same way that you're no different yes I could say it was your decision but there's a lot of other shit going on in your life Dale and yeah you know if if I was newly separated from my wife of 25 years and she's already dating or whatever obviously having fun and I'm contending with like the fact that I've been around Friends that are associated with her anyway or associate with my job I know so I want to be sorry I thought that might be a good example I guess I've just come to realize sort of the old ones but over the past year that for whatever reason I guess maybe I just spend so much spent so much time fucking around and I was here from the beginning when there was no illusion about social media being it like we were all just screwing around meeting people you know making stupid jokes playing stupid pranks And I was there during that time and I've been here and all I can say is hopefully this is the first I'm hearing this from a baby but like I never experience any of the negative things that I hear and have heard recently more more about other people experiencing on social media Never really come across anything I don't wanna see it now there's a big problem that of course say this is it is hard for me to do a pitch kiss I'd rather just tell you I don't give a fuck it's hard for me to withhold knowledge because I feel like I have so little that out of actually is but anyway the thing is OK I've got the skills in my own life I know oh and haven't been through appeared on my side in my life were like I legitimately felt uncomfortable with my dependence on that basic notification gratification OK And I went through it like I know I worked through that I guess yeah fuck I'm gonna I am gonna be self deprecating about it that's all I cannot help it you know know how I don't think of 16-year-old me neither I would be recording this 1112 years later recording it nowhere I'm like I think I'm an authority on social media I'm gonna start charging charging for consultation services but like legit though I don't know where I would go as someone who normally like I am absolutely can only teach myself things which is actually more of a sounds great right that I can teach myself things know it's definitely more of a problem Waymore than issues and it is a strength but in this instance I think Abreva teach myself how to tailor my own consumption of stuff OK I should be specific wanna see you like I want to help you get to the point where like you the contact that are engaging weather beans and that's being serviced and that's the interaction with on social media is what you feel what you feel like you want and we need it to be so like just keeping up with friends give me a little artist you like And I like this is a big spectrum of users there are a lot of users I know that I've been on Twitter actively and you know these people to you for the whole time and never fucking tweeted it How sweet it is like to get those off the zum does offers for her stuff up but they do like they do but they are like curating in someway and the fact that someone is liking treats they want to be I do believe by the way that people do not do these things for no reason I also like your urge to lay some things either to keep it for later which I can help you do that in a way Or help you Garant very quickly leverage personal automation free services wife asked to just keep a third-party very nice to go back and look through through the scrapbook of other the stuff that you like fire funny sorry I really do I wanted to explain because like and now maybe I can come back at the point I was trying to make is like I've see so much I see some other conferences and fucking books out the ass on how to do SCO digital marketing OK you people there do that Who are you absolutely depended upon more than any of the both both in the educators and people and they're in educated in and outside who do you need a towel number are you in fact in order for that to be a legitimate business at all you need users sewers and like so I guess I've watched that business instead of just I guess it really has made Twitter and an under made it a place that makes people feel icky well I don't know if I could really charge for it I I think I'm gonna do this this is a fish I would do it like I've been trying to figure out how to find a way to get people to ask me to help them and I'm a real or you know they remembered Something that is it is a story that I was basically like someone told me once that literally like a big problem for free like for nonprofits OK is now it's a city basically offering something for free for whatever reason for all especially as Americans people just don't let certain people don't respond to it you will find putting a price on it even if it's it like exhort not a huge don't wanna be like one that indicates that's that's for whatever reason well at this point that is your ultimate expression of confidence and the quality of work is pretty high priced so maybe I'll put like a high price on it to get people to come in And then but just decide not to charge them really old are you trying to run a penny with that PayPal link that's a fake start connected brown anyway I just wanna help you one more thing like yours doesn't he will be do me a favor and take me up on us because think about it I'm looking at my phone and life is it is an old 28-year-old man and the thing that I really seem to know they have an authority a grass on more than most people is social media which is regardless of how it is my life pretty much university distracted in the main stream in the desserts stay lit fox