Decker Shado Movie Reviews

Buy We All Scream for Ice Cream on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fztCmp This week marks the beginning of the March of the Clowns! Or last week was supposed to, but I'm a flakey fucknugget and lack discipline. Either way, the review of the day is We All Scream for Ice Cream, a story made by the director of Child's Play for a Showtime television series. Think Twilight Zone, or Outer Limits, without the deep moral lessons and throw in a bunch of cursing and you get the idea. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Funland on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xkTStZ The March of the Clowns continues with Funland! This film from 1987 is about a clown. That's a given, but to be honest with you telling you what the generally accepted synopsis is for this movie is completely inaccurate while at the same time correcting that is sorta spoiling things in the description. Either way, we got clowns, an amusement park, and death! That's a sure fit for the March of the Clowns. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Clown on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xOzz9V It's hard to discuss horror movies about clowns without bringing up a certain horror movie, called Clown. Mainly because of it's incredibly simple straightforward name, as this is actually a pretty damn recent production. Also, it's not entirely the brainchild of Eli Roth despite what certain trailers will have you believe... Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy It on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fzklec The March of the Clowns might have been a bit slower than planned, but it all ended up in the same place. With that in mind, we're taking a look at the 1990 television miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's "It." It's possibly one of the most famous clown horror flicks of all time... despite it honestly not having much at all to do with clowns, other than the main villain of the tale, Pennywise, happening to look like a clown most of the time. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Star Wars prequel trilogy on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fzsAqx After the hype tornado of Episode I resulted in... episode I... Expectations were not quite as high for the sequel, and the studio was perhaps a little more careful with what did and did not make the cut this time around. With far less Jar Jar, and much more action we got Attack of the Clones and the beginning of the clone wars. However... did they perhaps cut a little too much explanation in this explosionfest? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy J.C.V.D. on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xkQPC6 It's been a long time coming, but I finally got around to reviewing that one Jean-Claude Van Damme movie from way back when that I never got around to - J.C.V.D.! It stars the star as the star, in this weird place called "reality." Fictional reality, but that's how it is in movieland. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Gorgo on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xh4mcu From the deep dark depths of mystery known as the British Isles, Gorgo was born in 1961. Meant as a homage to the still young king of monsters, Godzilla, Gorgo employed many visual effects tricks at the time to help the creature appear larger than life.. but what is this?! WESTERNERS doing a kaiju flick?! Well, it might not be as bad as it sounds when you say it like that... Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Star Wars prequel trilogy on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fzsAqx As I recall, when Episode III came out everyone was looking forward to the conclusion of the prequel trilogy. Mainly because after the first 2 movies, they really wanted to see the franchise they knew and loved stop being screwed with. However, it's also widely accepted that Revenge of the Sith is the best of the bunch when it comes to the prequels. The big thing that got everyone to go to the theater and watch it though? The wookie army.. and.. yeah.. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

After the box office "huh?" that was Prometheus, Ridley Scott was brought back yet again to tackle it's sequel. As such, you know a lot of the direction is the same.. but considering the great many critiques of Prometheus, does Alien Covenant right these wrongs? Or.. make new ones? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Wishmaster collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xlJna6 Produced by the horror legend Wes Craven, Wishmaster is a tale about how the world would be if genies and/or djinn were real, but also evil demonic extraplanar beings bent on destroying the Earth. You know, kind of like all those articles shared all over social media where children's shows are actually fever dreams of institutionalized psychopaths, but slightly more believable. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Wishmaster collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xlJna6 Hearing that a Wes Craven horror movie spawned a sequel isn't particularly surprising. Learning it's sequel had no involvement by Wes Craven unfortunately is also not really news. The fact that it went straight to video though? Now we're starting to get into worrying territory... and Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies. Andrew Divoff returns as the Djinn, who escapes from confinement and tries to take over the world via wishes. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Wishmaster collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xlJna6 The first of the Wishmaster sequels shorthanded to "the ones without Andrew Divoff" Wishmaster 3 is... bad. I can't say if it was a new direction they were trying, because the setup is generic as fuck and the pacing god awful slow. What direction were they going for? Straight to hell? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy the Wishmaster collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xlJna6 The fourth, and mercifully final movie in the Wishmaster series Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled is a pointless romp through nowhereville where the Djinn gets his third wish! This should mean bringing forth the legions of Djinn into the human world, and royally screwing it. However, instead he goes on an adventure to learn human love in the worst supernatural dating game you can imagine. Why? Because they never bothered to check the previous movies to make sure the key point in the plot of this one wasn't completely fucking stupid. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2figPrH After the dust had settled on the prequel trilogy, more than a few people weren't particularly happy with George Lucas' vision for the Star Wars series. Some years and rights acquisitions later, and before you know it Disney owns Lucas Films, and with it the Star Wars franchise. This wasn't just a buyout though, before long work on a brand new trilogy (and then some) started, with our first peek into this new take on Star Wars being Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Upon release, it was cheered as an amazing start to what surely will be an amazing trilogy.. but I'm not here to tell you what other people think, I have my own opinions about the impression this particular film left on me. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Warcraft on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2jLkGz9 From RTS to MMO to novels to film, Warcraft lore is rich in detail and scope. Thing is, the film is the latest piece of that particular series of events and as such, Hollywood gotta do what Hollywood does and figure out all the best ways to screw with the already well established lore because fuck it, it's just a video game movie after all... Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy The Terminator on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xlcTwp (DVD) http://amzn.to/2BGhLwk (Blu-Ray) Back in 1984, Arnold Schwarzenegger was already a very recognizable actor. However, "actor" was seen as more a technicality of his job than his talent and capabilities. This outlook changed quite sharply when it was decided that instead of playing the hero of this time-travel-killer-robot-dark-future thing James Cameron had been working on, he would play the villain. That meant instead of just being strong and yelling a lot, he had to portray a killing machine.. which it turns out he's very damn good at. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Conan the Barbarian in a 2 pack from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2jITiS8 In the fantasy age of the 80s, giant dudes with swords fighting puppets were quite a draw for moviegoers, and a lot of that has to do with the success of Conan the Barbarian. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's about Conan going on an adventure! Just don't try too hard to find the thread that links his motivations together, it can get lost pretty easily. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Commando on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fiC90h Ever wonder where the Schwarzenegger Stallone rivalry came from? Well not only were they both action movie stars of the 80s, but Commando was released the very same year as First Blood Part 2 and just so happens to have some superficial similarities. I guess we could just call it the "muscular man firing machine guns" genre at this point. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Terminator 2 on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xzk706 One of the biggest sequels of it's time, Terminator 2 was the action follow up to the horror movie that everyone thought was an action movie, The Terminator. Made on a massive budget, Terminator 2: Judgement Day stood as the last movie in the franchise for over a decade. It's got quite a legacy... but exactly how much am I on board with? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Hercules in New York on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xDLQfS What Arnold Schwarzenegger special would be complete without a look at his first starring role? Probably a "best of" list, but that's not the point. In Hercules in New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Arnold Strong as Hercules, in New York. Yes, it's a movie with a title about as subtle as "The Bad Guy Dies" but deep down, is it really all that bad? Yes, but in what way? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Conan the Destroyer on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fT62o5 After Conan the Barbarian showed the world you can make a profit off of an esoteric series of intellectual fantasies so long as you have enough gore and boobs to satisfy the masses, Conan the Destroyer showed us just how far a sequel is willing to water down the original no matter how well it did. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy True Lies on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fULhsf Spies, terrorists action and comedy. True Lies was a major hit at the box office, and it's enough to make you feel sorry for the film that Cameron was blatently getting the idea from, La Totale. Nevertheless, ignoring the Lion King / Kimba or Witcher / Elric situation how well does the movie itself hold up today? Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy The Running Man on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2i2ieng Concerned about how your favorite passtime is depicted as a horror that will take over the world and desensitize the population to violence? Don't worry, that's what everyone has said about everything forever, such as how The Running Man depicts a future where TV still matters, and game shows are ultraviolent entertainment fed to the demanding masses, all while the corrupt government does their own shady stuff as well. It's fiction, I swear. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Terminator 3 on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2zgu8Os One of the reasons it took so long for a Terminator 3 to happen is because James Cameron, like him or not, is actually one of those Hollywood guys with a modicum of respect for the material. He felt there was nowhere to go from Terminator 2... so the studio found a couple guys who did and had THEM crank out the sequel! Still starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, of course.. otherwise nobody would have ever bothered to watch this. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Sabotage on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2zA9Gra For a while, Schwarzenegger wasn't doing much but cameos in movies. That's because of his time as the Gahvanahovcalifornja, but since his time in that job has ended naturally he returned to movies. Seems there wasn't a great backlog of projects built around him though, as in 2014 we get him as our lead man in Sabotage, a movie that has nothing to do with a sabotage considering that ending wound up on the cutting room floor. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Red Heat on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2y6ff0d Schwarzenegger teams up with Belushi for your standard hero/buddy cop flick with a twist.. Belushi is your snarky bad cop from Chicago, while Schwarzenegger is a tough as nails Russian from Russia! That's about it, other than that the plot's pretty standard to be honest. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Red Sonja on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2hxsYXm A tale of swords, sorcery and someone OTHER than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Red Sonja still manages to give the guy top billing above even the title character. This is often thought of as the third Conan movie with Schwarzenegger, but that's not entirely true. Sure, in early drafts of the script Conan was in it, but.. things changed. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Total Recall on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2zXbxYG One of the most technically impressive movies of it's time, both for the use of CGI when such things were unheard of and the massive practical effects budget at work. It's also based on a short story you probably never heard of, but does that matter? It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger, gunfire and explosions. Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678

Buy Last Action Hero on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2AnbkQV With an acting career as large as Arnold Schwarzenegger's, you're bound to have a few stinkers under your belt. However, few have the reputation of Last Action Hero. The first film which Schwarzenegger was credited as executive producer, Last Action Hero released to a buzz of hype to take on.... Jurassic Park. Well then, that's not a fight to pick lightly... Find my gaming channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/deckershadogaming Help support my channel at http://www.patreon.com/DeckerShado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Follow me on Twitter @DeckerShado Check out Ichabod Todd at http://www.youtube.com/user/IchabodTodd678