Decker Shado Movie Reviews

On October 19th Decker Shado watched a movie and was never seen again. Later that day, this footage was found.

Buy the House/House 2 double feature on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2hbu0rp My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Written and Directed by Ethan Wiley, House 2 was a drastic departure from the original - but seeing as the original wasn't a perfect movie by any means, was that neccicarily a bad thing? New characters, new supernatural rules and a new house - but at it's heart is it really just the same old tricks?

Buy Alien VS Hunter on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xJenlE My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Still waiting for Prometheus to release in the US, Decker Shado takes a look at The Asylum's last rip off of the Alien franchise, Alien VS Hunter. Ripping off AVP Requiem, AVH puts William Katt in one of the oddest roles of his career - does it actually pull off the impossible of making a good Asylum movie? Or is Requiem actually the better film?

Buy The Funhouse on Amazon Video via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2wzXJjq My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Originally shown June 13th 2012, on Blip. A cult classic from 1981, The Funhouse is a story of four generic teenagers whom get picked off one by one, directed by Tobe Hooper. Is it's reputation well earned, or should you skip the line for this ride?

Buy the Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhZZOs My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Originally Uploaded to Blip on June 20th, 2012 The 1968 classic Planet of the Apes, based on the french novel of the same title (that for some reason was originally retitled Monkey Planet in English) captured the imaginations of the moviegoers 44 years ago - Does it still hold up today, or has time rendered it near unrecognizeable?

Buy the Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhZZOs My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Original upload date: June 27th, 2012 on Blip. Week two of the Summer of the Planet of the Apes showcases the first of what would be a great many sequels, Beneath. Set directly after the first film closes, Beneath goes in a very strange direction.. but is it to the film's detriment, or was it actually done well?

Buy the Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhZZOs My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Original upload date: July 4th 2012 on Blip The third movie in the Planet of the Apes series, and the only one made with sequels actually in mind, Escape takes the apes out of the familiar dystopian future and into our own past. Well, at the time of the film's release it was still the future, but how has time treated this well recieved classic in science fiction?

Buy the Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhZZOs My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The 4th film in the Planet of the Apes saga, and the only one that was actually a planned sequel, Conquest is the first Apes movie to showcase the creation of the Planet of the Apes itself, by force. Despite this, it still manages to go against established lore from the previous films.. however, can it still hold up today, on it's own merits?The 4th film in the Planet of the Apes saga, and the only one that was actually a planned sequel, Conquest is the first Apes movie to showcase the creation of the Planet of the Apes itself, by force. Despite this, it still manages to go against established lore from the previous films.. however, can it still hold up today, on it's own merits?

Buy the Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhZZOs My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Originally aired July 18th, 2012 What was meant to be the really, truly actual final Planet of the Apes film - Battle for the Planet of the apes didn't so much end the series with a bang but more a whimper. However, despite it's poor critical reception, is there more to enjoy with this movie, or have we all truly had enough damn dirty apes?

Buy Planet of the Apes (2001) on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2jBW7od My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado After nearly 30 years of no planet, and no apes - Fox decided to bring the series back with the help of Tim Burton and Mark Wahlburg. However, critical reaction to the film was so bad, Fox pulled the plug on the planned sequels. Was there more to this film than we saw, or did those maniacs finally really do it? Did they blow it up?

Buy Rise of the Planet of the Apes on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2wmR94G My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The seventh week of the Summer of the Planet of the Apes, and the final Planet of the Apes film, Rise of the Planet of the Apes from 2011. After the very negative reaction to the 2001 film, plans for sequels were derailed, however a mere 10 years later we were given yet another reboot. Did Rise live up to the legacy, or has all the charm been lost in a mess of CGI?

Buy the Planet of the Apes complete TV series on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2y84ZnG My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Week 8 of the Summer of the Planet of the Apes, and we have the 14 episode series that originally aired in 1974. High budget, with great acting and starring Roddy McDowall, how did this series end up only staying on the air for half a season? Maybe there was cause, after all...

My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Part 2 of the Decker-Creepy Crossover (find part one here http://blip.tv/thatlong-hairedcreepyguy/looking-back-in-annoyance-return-to-the-planet-of-the-apes-with-decker-shado-6304277 ) and the FINALE of the Summer of the Planet of the Apes! Decker and Creepy look at a Planet of the Apes themed porno, Play-Mate of the Apes by Seduction Cinema. With apes, and sex, how can you go wrong? Oh you can go wrong. You can go very, very wrong. You know, I thought about linking to the dvd on amazon.. but considering the content, such a link may actually be against the TOS. Or the constitution.. or the bible. In any case it feels very strongly like I should not do that.

Buy Bride of the Gorilla on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yhQ4IH My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado From the writer of the 1941 classic The Wolf Man, Bride of the Gorilla sought to recapture the imagination of moviegoers looking for men transforming into beasts. However, it's not remembered nearly as fondly as it's predecessor. Is there a good reason for that, or is there something here we've been missing out on since 1951?

Buy Wake of Death on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xron1M My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A Jean-Claude Van Damme action flick from 2004, Wake of Death was supposed to be directed by Ringo Lam, but after changing hands several times ended up in the lap of Philippe Martinez. Does it continue In Hell's trend of reasonably good movies from the dark age of Van Damme's career, or has the plot been compromised after so much shuffling?

Buy 2012 Doomsday on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdpBx7 My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Original air date: September 5th 2012 on Blip The Asylum, infamous for decieving people into purchasing their straight to DVD low budget flicks that look almost like the popular franchises they actually were interested in, ironically enough also produce Christian themed movies under the name of Faith Films. They still are nothing more than ripoffs of other movies, such as 2012: Doomsday. However, with 2012 being such a bad film in it's own right, how did the Asylum version fare?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The painful process of moving alone takes quite a lot of time away from video production. Then of course, one can film the goings on whilst it occurs.

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Looking back at another early review of mine, this one is not quite as embarrassing to look back on as the Predator 2 review, but there are a few rough edges. Listen in awe as I ramble on about nothing in particular for a half hour - what fun!

Watch the full movie here: http://fullmoonstreaming.com/movie/decadent-evil-movie Buy Decadent Evil on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2yi45Gk My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Months before Twilight, our resident king of schlock, Charles Band, produced his own take on vampires in a modern day setting. They don't sparkle, they don't go to high school, so what do they do? It's Charles Band, they strip and fuck. Then again, how bad could necrophilia be?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A off-the-cuff first time viewing of Attack of the Giant Leeches, produced by Roger Corman. Completely unscripted, I suppose you could call this a "let's watch" video. Yay for public domain movies! This also proved to be a little more difficult than I had anticipated, but nevertheless, I hope you enjoy it.

Buy the Predator trilogy from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2x9L3So My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Check out the biology of the Xenomorph here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhxcASUX6GY Decker Shado digs deep into the Predator, as seen in film, comic, game and novel format. Just what makes the creature tick? What are it's physical characteristics, cultural formations, and what is the drive of it's technological advancement?

Check out this movie at http://fullmoonstreaming.com/movie/demonic-toys-movie Buy Demonic Toys from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xIMXwi My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A Charles Band "classic" from 1992, when Full Moon Whateverthefuck was still a young studio, and Band was seemingly obsessed with pumping out killer toy movies. With characters and plot points as cookie cutter as they come, is there still some fun to be had in this rampant cheesefest?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A short based on the fact that Nekotwins and TheMimic1013 have this strange habit of destroying everything in their path whilst playing Dungeons & Dragons with me. Also, the fact that I had very little time this week to put anything together, but wanted to do something more complex than a simple blog or commentary this week. So.. No script, no real idea how it will turn out, but hoping it can be entertaining. While playing real games of D&D, these two have: -Shrugged off a death spell (at level 1) -Defeated a CR 3 Giant Crocodile at level 2, where it could have killed them instantly had it ever landed a hit -flawlessly quaffed half-orc "Firewater" without suffering damage -destroyed an entire hive of giant wasps (at level 3) suffering only 3 hits -caused me to completely change the direction of the campaign due to their meddling with the too-high-to-fight antagonists -constantly roll 20s

Check out this movie at http://fullmoonstreaming.com/movie/demonic-toys-2-movie Buy Demonic Toys 2 from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdsVbz My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado 18 years after the first Demonic Toys, Charles Band would finally get around to making the sequel. Was it worth the wait? Of course not, but there may be something to it to enjoy, nonetheless.

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A quick update that as I type this, is suffering under a ridiculously slow upload pace. Almost as if it is trying to taunt me, it tells me at 59%, (I had to re-initialize, it wasn't moving) that now it will take 10 hours to finish. Well, after typing that sentence, now 3 hours. Point is - this file size (2 gigs, approx) should take my connection 2 hours at most for the entirety. ANYWAY - I have several topics I neglected from the last update, as well as a few new events to bring up. Such as.. Aliens: Colonial Marines. Don't worry, that's the first thing I bring up in the video.

Buy Cowboy Bebop the Movie from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2x9MZKE My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado After Cowboy Bebop aired it's final episode, Sunrise had already begun production on the Cowboy Bebop movie, "knockin' on heaven's door." Changing halfway in to become a 2 hour movie instead of the originally planned 90 minutes, Cowboy Bebop strived to appeal to fans as well as newcomers.. but just how well was this balancing act pulled off?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado A commentary video of my review of The Stuff, another "classic" review from my series. Listen on as I rant about the good ol' days, yogurt, and long haired creepy guys.