Decker Shado Movie Reviews

Buy Dark Floors from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2x9vcmN My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The Lordi motion picture, Dark Floors was the pinnacle of the aftermath of Lordi's victory in the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest. A psychological horror film starring the monsters of metal, Dark Floors' story was actually the idea of Mr. Lordi himself - however, the final production didn't wow audiences the same way the band's music had. Was there something more to this movie, or are these floors best left in the dark?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The second "episode" of Decker and Dragons, and the first one to be planned, in any sense. Not exactly the plan that I had in mind for the second ep, but still, there was much more time to prepare this one. Decker runs into trouble when he finds himself short on adventures for the duo of unstoppable players. A quick fix for this situation proves to be anything but - and Decker must struggle between keeping his players happy, and keeping his sanity. Oh! And to all those wondering "where the heck's the movie reviews?!" ...soon.

Buy Final Encounter on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fc6eys My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado Presented by Miramax, Final Encounter (also known as For the Cause, and Warhammer) is a low budget sci-fi action romp, depicting a planet where two factions battle in a century long war. After so much conflict, and so little money to show us what's happening, how will this movie leave you feeling? And just what in the hell were they fighting over?

Buy I Am Omega on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdEyzu My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado The Asylum's take, or rather complete rip off, of I am Legend uses much more of the source material than most Asylum films try to get away with. However, as they're not relying too much on their own creativity to support this one, how does it hold up against the rest of their library?

Buy Chopping Mall on Amazon Video via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2jCNeuj My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado In celebration of the most celebrated all-American holiday, Black Friday, we take a look at a lovely 80s B grade horror movie set in the Sherman Oaks Galleria. Chopping Mall was the second edit of Julie Corman's production "Killbots." Does this robotic slasher flick do anything new for the genre, or would we have all been better off if the movie had only been released once?

Check out my latest videos at http://blip.tv/decker-shado My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado That Long-Haired Creepy guy - http://www.youtube.com/user/LongHairedCreepyGuy Timdiana - http://www.youtube.com/user/TimdianatheCritic BigBlackHatMan - http://www.youtube.com/user/BigBlackHatMan James Walsh - http://blip.tv/manicexpression1980 Hedonistic Actor - http://blip.tv/hedonisticactor Paradise and Fairies - http://blip.tv/paradiseandfaries My 1000 subscriber special! Well after I hit 1000 subscribers.. but nevermind that! It's a review of the web shorts The Great Nug and The Tirshahms. Watching this review is only slightly shorter than watching the videos themselves.. but hey, you are just dying to hear my opinion, aren't you? ..no? ...okay, here's the links to the two videos if you're going to be like that... The Great Nug - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwesuyM7puA The Tirshahms - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFoFQgb5WxY

Watch the whole review WITH AUDIO here: https://youtu.be/12WVyAOOUzk Many apologies for the inconvenience caused by the various ways YouTube handled copyright claims over the years. (original upload date November 28th 2012 on Blip) With winter around the corner, we take a look at a 1977 made for tv horror movie, Snowbeast, that bears some resemblence to another film of that decade. A ski resort in Colorado is tormented by a killer yeti, but does that provide enough to give this movie it's own spin? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Adrenalin: Fear The Rush on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdtHFH A 1996 science fiction film about the hell we will face in the mystical year of 2007, Adrenalin: Fear the Rush depicts the world as a wasteland of disease. Or does it? I've watched it several times and I still can't tell - however, is there something to enjoy in this sickening film? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy 2012 Supernova on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdw8I9 The second film from The Asylum ripping off 2012, 2012 Supernova story wise seems less a rip off of 2012, and more of Armogeddon... but nevertheless, How does this foray into saving the Earth from a world destroying sellar blast do? Oh who am I kidding, this is The Asylum. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy The Apocalypse on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xJwtUI Yeah, after 2 reviews of films ripping off 2012, here's another end of days movie that actually doesn't have anything to do with 2012, yet somehow it is exactly the same. Even better, this is a Faith Films production, so we get to see how it's not important whatsoever to lift a finger to try to stop the end of the world, as we should all spend our final hours talking to our invisible buddy in the sky. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy the Predator Trilogy on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xr6FeY By popular demand, I give my personal top 10 list of Predator kills, as seen in the movies. As the Yautja are the galaxy's most powerful hunters - just what prey managed to make the top 10? Or perhaps more importantly, what sits at number 1? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Watch the full movie here: http://fullmoonstreaming.com/movie/evil-bong-3-movie Buy Evil Bong 3D on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xdusyx The third movie of the Evil Bong franchise, Charles Band's Evil Bong 3D is the only film by Full Moon Features to ever be released to a theater. Does that mean it stands up well above the rest of Band's movies? No.. but perhaps what it holds can surprise us. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Prometheus on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xqQv5m The latest film in the Alien franchise, (as of this writeup) and the earliest film in the timeline, Prometheus sought to answer questions we've had since the beginning, about the origins of the Xenomorph. Further, the movie itself explores the questions of the origins of life itself. And more questions, and more questions. Lots and lots of questions, really. Answers? Good question. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Demolition Man on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xJD9lL From 1993, Demolition Man brought Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes to the mystical futuristic year of 2032 (from the mystical futuristic year of 1996) to turn society on it's head. Seen as a poorly executed action movie lacking a serious tone during it's release, has time treated the film better than the cryo prison? Or like Simon Phoenix, is it even worse than we remember it? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Alien Origin on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2jC7T1T The Asylum's rip-off of Prometheus, Alien Origin is a peculiar beast in itself. Perhaps the most different from the source movie of any of their cheap knock-offs, Alien Origin was inexplicably filmed as a found footage movie. While this works to The Asylum's low budget favorably, that doesn't mean it came out perfectly. In fact.. it doesn't mean it came out good, at all. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy C.H.U.D. on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2wzaevr A cult classic from 1984, C.H.U.D. is the whimsical tale of a mutated race of people living below the streets in sewers and abandoned tunnels, whom occasionally like to bring folks down to their place for dinner. As the police learn of their existence, a horror movie plays out - but in this generic backdrop for a low budget horror movie, can it keep your interest, or are you better off avoiding these streets? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2y7Rpki Released five years after the original C.H.U.D., Bud the C.H.U.D. was originally meant for a theatrical release but instead went straight to VHS. None of the original writers, producers, actors, or concepts made it into the sequel. So how is it a sequel you ask? It says C.H.U.D. 2, doesn't it? That's about it. Anyhow, is there more to this oddly out of place zombie flick than it's predecessor.. or should we be glad this film never got to see the silver screen? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy The Quest on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xJ6m0f The Quest (1996) was an attempt by Jean-Claude Van Damme to re-capture the glory he attained via the hit movie Bloodsport. Co-written by himself and Frank Dux, Van Damme stars in and directs this tale of an American man who finds himself in the midst of an underground martial arts tournament, aided by friends such as the blonde newslady he just met he must... wait a minute... My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Class of 1999 on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2fsOpbg The sequel to the unexpected hit Class of 1984, Class of 1999 tries to keep the basic hyper punk and high school theme, while giving the series a heavy dose of science fiction. Evidently that wasn't a good move, as this film bombed at the box office - but is there more to this than meets the eye? Or perhaps, should it have been left in the 20th century and been forgotten? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Nature Unleashed: Fire on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xe317T Produced by Nu Image, Fire is but part of their many Nature Unleashed films. If this is anything to go by though, nature, or even proper factual science has next to nothing to do with the events that transpire. However, strict adherence to realism isn't a marker for good entertainment.. so how does it fare in that regard? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Gappe The Triphibian Monsters on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xILHsT During the height of the Japanese giant monster movie mania, several studios tried their hand at their own monster, occasionally making several movies and having some success with the genre. Gappa: The Triphibian Monsters, is not one of those examples. After it's release, the studio that made it nearly went under, and it faded into obscurity.. however, it's seen a more recent resurgence in it's home country as sort of a cult classic. So how does the butcherd english dub stand up, today? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy The Devil's Hand on Amazon Video via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xIsZBN A classic from 1962, The Devil's Hand is a psychological horror from back when psychological horror was the common theme. Mixing voodoo dolls with devil worship and black magic in a way that only Hollywood can, it certainly shows it's age in 2013. However, is there more to this movie than tropes and stereotypes? No. Then again, is it entertaining? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Driven to Kill on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2wzp59c A Steven Seagal movie from 2009, Driven to Kill is the story of a man who is forced to seek revenge for violence against his lover, and their daughter. Fortunately, this man happens to be an ex-russian mobster and Steven Seagal. This may sound like a generic action movie plot, but that's simply because that's exactly what it is. However... what quality does it hold, when all is said and done? And shot.. and stabbed... My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Hard to Kill on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xJHaXn Week two of the Summer of Steven Seagal, and we're looking at the second movie he was the leading man in, Hard to Kill. Being Seagal, we already knew he was difficult to be made to die, but moviegoers in 1990 still had to learn that about him. They also learned he didn't do so well when it came to expressing emotion. However, is there more to this movie than this, or should I regret digging this one up after 23 years? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Out for a Kill on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xrtdw3 Week 3 of the Summer of Steven Seagal is in full swing, with his 2003 straight to video release Out for a Kill. In it Seagal plays a very different character, an archaeologist of all things. He plays this character as if it were a character played by Seagal, as he single handedly kills off an entire super-syndicate without even suffering a bruise thanks to his expert knowledge from the orient. So, as we've established it's clearly a Seagal movie, how does it stack against the others? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Kill Switch from Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xK5f04 Continuing the Summer of Steven Seagal, we look at a movie from 2008 written by the man himself. Obviously.. He's the most celebrated detective in the country, has a beautiful wife, his beautiful wife dies, and he single handedly stops not one, but TWO serial killers! Aside from how ridiculous it all is, how does it fare as a movie in it's own right? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy The Glimmer Man on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xK61u0 The Summer of Steven Seagal continues with a buddy cop movie co-starring Keenen Ivory Wayans. Seagal portrays the character we've seen a hundred times before, while Wayans is actually very different than his usual self. However, this movie clearly bombed at the box office and critics have already panned it. Of course.. that doesn't tell the whole story, so just how does it stand up, today? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy On Deadly Ground on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2wn2p0L Week 6 of The Summer of Steven Seagal brings us to the one and only film the man directed himself, On Deadly Ground. Set in Alaska, Seagal plays Forrest Taft, a whatever thingy with Seagal powers that must go against the EVIL EVIL EEEEEVIL Oil company, that is drilling for EVIL money to fund their EVIL empire of EVIL. You could say they were depicted a bit less than believable.. But was it at least entertaining? My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado

Buy Out For Justice on Amazon via my referral link: http://amzn.to/2xIuNuJ I know, I know, I said I'd review The Foreigner this week as the Summer of Steven Seagal continues. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I was unable to get the movie in time. Therefore, I have to present to you, Out for Justice. Seagal plays Gino, a police officer with a checkered past who happens to be the best in the world. His partner is shot, and he spends the next 90 minutes trying to find and kill the man responsible. That's... pretty much it. My facebook - https://www.facebook.com/DeckerShado