"...Johnson detailed his progress in an interview with Bloomberg, announcing that he was spending $2 million a year in the hope of achieving the brain, heart, lungs, kidneys, tendons, teeth, skin, hair, bladder, penis and rectum of an 18-year-old..." yeah a new arsehole for every old arsehole.

i've not previously considered myself a fan of the Times writer Caitlin Moran but her analysis of the bizarre stream of self-generated revelations by some (ex)members of the British royal family smashes it out of the park, to use her own words : they have 'gone Marx and seized the means of production' — and it's hilarious to boot. archived 5 Jan 2023

eeeew creepy

weird story about the italian army growing pot in florence that is blasted with gamma rays. archived 28 Dec 2022

ha jane horrocks and ian dury were an item?!

ha ha shamans. give me a break.

Men are flashing refashioned smiles more than ever. And not just reality TV stars like Love Island’s Luca Bish. Fuck off.

if you want to have a good laugh you really should check out the bollocks that the marketing department came me up with for this chipshop... um i mean frites atelier...

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This confirms the country’s status as the world centre of outrageously overpriced fruit.

Rohit Prasad, Amazon’s head scientist for Alexa AI said the feature could enable customers to have “lasting personal relationships” with the deceased.

ha. what else does it do? say um in the psyche?

ok so his real name is Derek. one day he woke up and said, i'll change my name to Durek but no one said, well that's naff. people will think of condoms.

read this. you will laugh. you will cry. you will want to kill and maim.

oh for fuck sake

In 1518, a 'dance plague' saw citizens of French city Strasbourg reportedly dancing for days on end.