Imagine Diane Abbott had an affair, and gave her lover over £100,000 of tax-payers' money, and then denied it, over and over again. JUST IMAGINE IT. There were more headlines over her train mojito than this blatant, brazen corruption. She'd have been annihilated. #BorisAffair— Vitt (@Vitt2TsNoC) March 28, 2021
Bless Andrew Marr's cotton Tory socks for showing every paper except this one, which he kept hidden at the bottom. #Marr #BorisAffair pic.twitter.com/5wllyp3Mmz— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) March 28, 2021