Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting - Falls sewer manhole texting - Gizmodo
'nuff said. Even in 2009, we knew yer kids are fucken stupid, and phones make them even stupider.
Taking the heat off - MIT News Office
(Jun 2009) Nanoelectromechanical systems (NEMS) devices have the potential to revolutionize the world of sensors: motion, chemical, temperature, etc. But taking electromechanical devices from the micro scale down to the nano requires finding a means to dissipate the heat output of this tiny gadgetry.
Girl Who Does Not Age, Brooke Greenberg Baffles Doctors - ABC News
The condition has since been identified: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neotenic_complex_syndrome
Woman fined to tune of $1.9 million for illegal downloads - CNN.com
Typical plutocratic bullshit, from 2009. Was there any doubt the US would spiral into a cesspool?
Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology • The Register
Wikioperating Thetan Level Zero