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Jackie Singh ๐Ÿ˜ท on Twitter
Jackie Singh ๐Ÿ˜ท on Twitter
most of the zoom personality types pic.twitter.com/8wVuFiil7wโ€” Jackie Singh ๐Ÿ˜ท (@find_evil) April 23, 2020
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Jackie Singh ๐Ÿ˜ท on Twitter
Stig Abell on Twitter
Stig Abell on Twitter
In every single BBQ of the last thirty years I have finished cooking at precisely the time the coals were hot enough to start cooking.โ€” Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 22, 2020
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Stig Abell on Twitter
Alvin Foo on Twitter
Alvin Foo on Twitter
#Oil price could recover with proper branding ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/snRioDkoPEโ€” Alvin Foo (@alvinfoo) April 22, 2020
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Alvin Foo on Twitter
Alvin Foo on Twitter
Alvin Foo on Twitter
Virtual travel while home-bound amid #covid19 ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/YXgxUntfs3โ€” Alvin Foo (@alvinfoo) April 22, 2020
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Alvin Foo on Twitter
Catalin Pit ๐Ÿค– on Twitter
Catalin Pit ๐Ÿค– on Twitter
Just CSS things pic.twitter.com/0nn6iFoYgJโ€” Catalin Pit ๐Ÿค– (@catalinmpit) April 21, 2020
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Catalin Pit ๐Ÿค– on Twitter
Clare Pooley on Twitter
Clare Pooley on Twitter
When your edit notes accidentally go to print... ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Waitrose #copywriting pic.twitter.com/C6sHK404EIโ€” Clare Pooley (@cpooleywriter) April 23, 2020
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Clare Pooley on Twitter
James Table on Twitter
James Table on Twitter
Day 11 of quarantine: I've built a robot friend because I feel lonely.#Arduino pic.twitter.com/mqeZZL9tgtโ€” James Table (@JaimeMesaDev) March 24, 2020
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James Table on Twitter
Trump DBA on Twitter
Trump DBA on Twitter
I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!โ€” Trump DBA (@TrumpDBA) January 21, 2017
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Trump DBA on Twitter
Emil - Den Rรธde Baron on Twitter
Emil - Den Rรธde Baron on Twitter
pic.twitter.com/gSVJBpD7Sbโ€” Emil - Den Rรธde Baron (@denaegteemil) April 17, 2020
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Emil - Den Rรธde Baron on Twitter
Dj Walker-Morgan on Twitter
Dj Walker-Morgan on Twitter
Your regular reminder that Paypal is only good for paying a pal and little else https://t.co/UWG1hb9Knmโ€” Dj Walker-Morgan (@Codepope) April 20, 2020
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Dj Walker-Morgan on Twitter
Hayden Barnes on Twitter
Hayden Barnes on Twitter
I traffic in forbidden filenames. pic.twitter.com/yDeVv6emSxโ€” Hayden Barnes (@unixterminal) April 20, 2020
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Hayden Barnes on Twitter
Allen Holub on Twitter
Allen Holub on Twitter
In an interview, what would you ask the interviewer to see how Agile the company was? One of my favorite questions is: I want to go to a conference, what do I have to do? (You learn a lot about autonomy, and bureaucracy, and hierarchy.) What would you ask?โ€” Allen Holub (@allenholub) April 20, 2020
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Allen Holub on Twitter
Daniela Nadj on Twitter
Daniela Nadj on Twitter
What fine?I went for a long walk,day on a bench for a couple of minutes and moved on.โ€” Daniela Nadj (@Nadjdaniela) April 22, 2020
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Daniela Nadj on Twitter
๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐Ÿ’›๐—๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐˜ on Twitter
๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐Ÿ’›๐—๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐˜ on Twitter
Corona StayAtHome Stupidโ€” ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐Ÿ’›๐—๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐˜ (@FrancescoCiull4) April 21, 2020
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๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐Ÿ’›๐—๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐˜ on Twitter
Simon Harries on Twitter
Simon Harries on Twitter
Need a 1980s BBC News backdrop for your Zoom conversation? Here you go then! Guess who's bored at home on a Saturday night? pic.twitter.com/ju4FZIwCiTโ€” Simon Harries (@harries71) April 18, 2020
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Simon Harries on Twitter
Cyrek Da on Twitter
Cyrek Da on Twitter
hit and miss shopping @Tesco today got my #essential item but unable to #panicbuy or #stockpile any #ps4 or #xbox games #beatthevirus looking forward to @bandq #diyforcovid day tomorrow #dontstayathome #stayathome pic.twitter.com/YJHNLGWTafโ€” Cyrek Da (@fsse8info) April 19, 2020
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Cyrek Da on Twitter
Marbula E Race 1 "Paris" - Marble Race by Jelle's Marble Runs
Marbula E Race 1 "Paris" - Marble Race by Jelle's Marble Runs
Welcome to the first qualifiers and marble race of the Marbula E project! 12 marbles representing the real Formula E teams will compete with each other on a ...
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Marbula E Race 1 "Paris" - Marble Race by Jelle's Marble Runs
Ian Miell on Twitter
Ian Miell on Twitter
Software engineers: job titles arenโ€™t important, what matters is what you doAlso software engineers: head of devops as a job title is a sign that everything is wrongโ€” Ian Miell (@ianmiell) April 19, 2020
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Ian Miell on Twitter
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Lucie Vrsovska #WFH ๐Ÿ’ป on Twitter
Lucie Vrsovska #WFH ๐Ÿ’ป on Twitter
New #TikTok for my fellow drink lovers ๐ŸทThis time it's not lipsync โ€” this is my actual voice!โš ๏ธ Bad language warning pic.twitter.com/Swgz0Ozpt5โ€” Lucie Vrsovska #WFH ๐Ÿ’ป (@lucie_vrs) April 18, 2020
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Lucie Vrsovska #WFH ๐Ÿ’ป on Twitter