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The morning after the Battle of Hogwarts, Toby retrieves the muggleborn students who claimed sanctuary. Harry Potter tags along.

When Padmé Amidala was eight years old and entering politics, her grandmother put blocks on her memory. It was meant to protect her. Instead, a Sith destroyed the Republic. Only after she died did she remember what her grandmother had done, that it was all fixable, and she demanded that she be sent back. She'd meant her body, which mainly had a repairable-but-broken hyoid bone and was right there. Instead, her grandmother sent her back in time…to before the memory blocks had ever been put in place. She's a twenty-seven-year-old woman in her eight-year-old body. And this time, when Palpatine and the Jedi show up and start tugging at her Force abilities? She's going to know what she's doing.

Thor video to "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons. Fun.

Born into a world that is familiar but unrecognizable, Sakura must make sense of who she is. Held down by strong beliefs of loyalty, honor and duty, she must find her place in the shinobi world. She must balance who she was with what she has to become. Long live the Haruno Clan. (BAMF Sakura, AU, Pre Massacre)

Harry has problems after the war, so he moves to the States, where everything is muggle and dull and perfectly normal. Except for the thestrals he brought with him, and the vampires who keep showing up around him.

“Remember when we were kids,” Jim said, “And everything was about love for me?” “Yes,” Spock said. “I wanna go back to then- when I really believed love was everything."

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hilarious vid of 2 people watching a sweet potato pie from hell recipe

So he's a bit of a pain in the ass when it comes to his coffee, so what. He's allowed. It's coffee. He's single. Something has to cuddle him in the morning. Thank you to the lovely, lovely anon who prompted "I hate to prompt something (I've seen that you have a million prompts already) but what about a coffee shop!AU where Magnus always asks for almond milk (bc he's lactose intolerant or pretends to be) and they only have lactose free milk so he just drinks it with that and then one day the cute barista Alec hands him his coffee and it tastes different and he asks and Alec's like 'Well you always ask for it so I... kinda bought it with my own money for you?' I'd actually die.

There’s nobody named Lyarra in Winterfell, according to her father; the last person who bore that name was his mother, and she was buried decades ago. Sansa speaks to her the next week. [Sansa can speak to ghosts, and this both changes everything and nothing.]

“It’s Alec Lightwood,” He finally said, after another moment of hesitation. Then, both sets of puppy eyes were locked on Magnus once again and waiting for his answer. “No”. More than a few customers turned to look at the outburst as both boys pulled away from Magnus and simultaneously cried, “But Papa!” ------- Magnus Bane liked to believe he was a good father, but there were just some requests that one could not grant their kids. For instance, a good dad wouldn't let their child crawl into a lion's cage to pet the furry kitty. Alternatively, a good dad also wouldn't bring their kids to a cooking class taught by the angriest chef on the Food Network.

Magnus had his coffee before him and fresh newspaper on the table and life was pretty much perfect. That is, until he reached the entertainment section of the New York Daily News and saw Alec’s picture taking half of the first page. And then Magnus choked on his coffee. It was the second time he nearly drowned himself in his drink (and not the fun kind of drink) because of Alec. It was a little bit alarming, really. Magnus didn’t want it to become a pattern. Where Alec is an ex-star of international ballet scene, Magnus teaches at Raphael’s dance studio and Izzy gives a shovel talk.

In which Simon Lewis becomes an entrepreneur, and, through a series of highly improbable events, fails upwardly toward success. Featuring Alec Lightwood, an angel investor, and Magnus Bane, department store owner extraordinaire of Pandemonium.

Years after the painful end, the echoes of war still prove their influence. Ichigo comes home to find a dead man in his kitchen, sparking a turn of events no one could have anticipated, least of all himself.

Despairing as yet another timeline goes horribly wrong, Homura wanders into Karakura. There she discovers that while the spiritually-aware people of Karakura were distracted by Ichigo Kurosaki and Xcution, Kyubey had managed to contract the Kurosaki sisters as magical girls. Drawing the attention of the shinigami could be just the advantage Homura needs.

SLYTHERIN AND ETON: A PRIMER ON THE BRITISH SCHOOL SYSTEM. The notion of Houses, defining people at age 11, is already a weird way to handle things, after all, and defining an entire group of them as evil from the start? Yeah that’s not great, particularly if you identify with aspects of them. I myself would probably be a Slytherin or a Ravenclaw, so I can understand this distaste. But…here’s the thing. The reasons for treating Slytherin this way are not entirely diagectic in nature. The house is the centre of a massive pile up involving world building, characterisation and most importantly some fairly blunt and pointed social commentary about the British School system and society at large. It’s been a running gag that what racism is to the American political discussion, classism is to the British. This is not entirely true (for one thing we are certainly not over racism or xenophobia here), but there is a nugget in there. British society is heavily class stratified society. We have some of the worst mobility in the developed world, and much of our political system is dominated by a very small part of society.

Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?

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AUish. The Dark Kingdom descends upon Tokyo five years later than in the original story, while the senshi fervently try protect their precious princess, the reborn shitennou seek her power for good, and Usagi tries to find herself amid battles and memories and romance. Mix of anime/manga characterizations. AU canon. Rated T for language.

Usagi and her protectors have created a peaceful life for themselves on Earth. But when the humans send their astronauts on another lunar expedition, they discover the remains of Silver Millennium, a discovery that will change the course of life on Earth forever. Was the Moon Kingdom ever meant to be found?

"Time and space are...” Ishida pauses. “Delicate.” Another pause. “Which means that we should not be handing them over to your care,” he adds, looking really pointedly at Ichigo. “Ah!" Orihime smacks her fist into her palm as the realisation comes to her. "Because Ichigo-kun will break them!” “Yes. Exactly,” says Ishida, nodding. Chad makes a rumble of agreement. “I’m not going to break space and time,” hisses Ichigo, red-faced and aggrieved. Then he stops and thinks about it for a second. “...why did we let Urahara mess around with them?” he asks incredulously.

Fragments of the Mortal Cup have fallen into Valentine's hands, and an unsteady new Downworlder/Shadowhunter coalition is hot on the trail. Alec and Magnus navigate their new relationship, Clary adjusts to her new life, Jace grapples with his inheritance, Izzy grapples with her feelings, and Maia hesitantly joins the pack.

When Alec and Isabelle witnessed the brutal extermination of their kind, they try to move on from the fact that their soul mates were probably among the dead. Along with their brother Jace, the two try to move on from losing everything they had ever known, blending into a world where their kind is feared and hated. Their destiny might have died at the hands of evil men but their lives did not and so they carry on. But sometimes fate has other ideas.

The thing about magic is that you can’t do it by yourself. No one person has enough magic in them to do even a minor casting – you need a coven. Parker knew that about magic, which was why she couldn’t trust it.

“Hi,” Magnus smiles, pressing a kiss to the corner of Alec’s mouth. Alec catches his waist and kisses him properly, feeling so free and so happy he can barely believe it. “I missed you,” Magnus murmurs, when they break apart. Alec takes Magnus’ hand in his. “I missed you, too,” he says truthfully. Magnus cups his cheek and then nods to the restaurant. “Let’s go in. Sorry I kept you waiting.” “I was just early,” Alec says, and Magnus laughs before leading him inside. The maître d' shows them to their table and they sit down, and Alec can’t help admiring the decor as they pass through. He’s been to lots of fancy restaurants before — it’s one of the perks of doing business with rich people all the time — but never on a date. It feels like a cliché he would have scoffed at before, but it also makes his heart sing. Magnus is taking him on a date. --- (or, the one where alec helps magnus and his friends out with a con, but really it's just an excuse for them to spend time together)

The one where Sasuke gets dropped back in time and doesn't make one single, selfless, honest effort to alter the future at all. Except to ensure Itachi's happiness, of course. Sasuke's big brother always comes first.

From sixteen to eleven didn't feel like a big jump until she realized that she was now the best ninja in their class. And that tiny Sasuke hates her for it.

While working a case in Madison, one of the last things Alanna expects is to meet a famous thief. But she really, really doesn't expect to get into a knife fight with a ghost. Tortall/Supernatural fusion.

“Two can play at this game.” Alec had the pleasure of watching Magnus go from confused, to a slow smirk, and understanding coming to his eyes. “I might not be able to kick him out, but I can make him want to leave.”   A.K.A The story where Jace keeps interrupting Alec and Magnus's 'alone time,' and they're both super fed up.