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“How can I convince Kim Dokja to fuck me?” Han Suyeong turns to the left when she spits so she doesn’t get tea all over her laptop. Or: Yu Junghyeok attempts to woo an enigma. The results are inconclusive.

In a world where sorcery—the irreversible corruption of a witch’s magic through its use against another’s will—is forbidden, a coven of sorcerers presides over the south, maintaining the region’s safety and order for a price. When Porsche goes missing, leaving only a letter behind, Chay—a promising young witch currently studying for his mastery in Alchemy—has to go find him. And he suspects he knows where to look. When Chay finds him, Porsche has turned. And Chay has caught the attention of the youngest Theerapanyakul, who is well known to be the most dangerous of Korn’s three sons.

Neil, an injured surfer, finds relief during summer at Palmetto Resort working the front desk. It’s uncomplicated until he meets Andrew. - Or the one where Neil has a broken ankle and the Foxes are surfers with summer jobs. Yeah this is a Stoked AU.

In Ways of Survival, Yoo Jonghyuk never finds his soulmate through any Regression.

Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him. The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life. Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy. - Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.

Kim Dokja smiled, and felt it creep up his lips and ink into his skin. He knew the answer even without his new skill, even without his guide abilities. It was as clear as if he’d read it from the pages of a book. He might know the answer better than anyone else in the world. “You’ll drop me because I am your guide.”

“Wei Wuxian’s heart sinks. After the last case—three months spent tracking down a street artist who was drawing cursed pictures in front of her exes’ apartment buildings—he’d told himself he wouldn’t take on any more for a while. Wei Wuxian is just one man with depleted spiritual power, a chronic illness, and a bunch of weird cultivation workarounds that could get him in trouble with the wrong people. He can’t solve everyone’s problems. But, he realizes as he listens to Yanli talk, he has to solve this one.” After Wen Ning is cursed at his workplace under mysterious circumstances, Wei Wuxian goes undercover as his replacement to help find out what’s really going on. He unearths a web of nepotism, lies, malicious cultivation and evil schemes. But his biggest discovery of all may be that his feelings for former college crush (and current coworker) Lan Wangji refuse to stay buried in the past.

There is a boy digging a hole. There should be nothing special about him. He is one of many children digging holes, each and every one eager to get a spot on Cang Qiong Mountain. At a distance, there was black hair and shabby clothes. Yue Qingyuan could not look away from him. - In a world where they are the same age, Shen Yuan is going to try his very best to become the best friend of his favorite protagonist and prevent the blackening of Luo Binghe! Only, there is a problem. Shen Yuan looks way too much like the scum villain himself, Shen Qingqiu.

"You could just let me die," Kim Dokja says, weakly. Yoo Joonghyuk squeezes his hip, almost hard enough to hurt. Yoo Joonghyuk scowls. "This is a terrible time for jokes, Kim Dokja." He can't believe this is really happening to him. Kim Dokja has been poisoned by a random snake attack. In the middle of the forest. With no healers and no antidote in sight. Yoo Joonghyuk has to suck the poison out. Han Sooyoung, you brat. - Kim Dokja wakes up to find that he's been isekai’d into one of Han Sooyoung's secret, smutty web novels. He's not sure what's more at risk: his life or his virtue.

“Yoo Joonghyuk,” the man says, his lips curled up in what looks like a disbelieving smile. “Is your team always so excitable?” Next to Lee Hyunsung, Yoo Joonghyuk exhales a sharp breath. Lee Hyunsung quietly shifts a little further from his captain. “Kim Dokja,” Yoo Joonghyuk murmurs, his eyes still closed, his voice like a needle in a haystack, sharp enough to draw blood. “Your reputation precedes you.”

“You’re so deep now, aren’t you?” Kim Dokja said, swiping his fingers through the mess again. Yoo Jonghyuk obediently lapped at his fingers. “I could even make you eat dirt right now. I bet you’d even thank me for it.” Yoo Jonghyuk thinks he's a dom. Kim Dokja disagrees.

At first, he thinks he’s caught a bird; it’s the size of one of his palms and wrapped fully in damp feathers. As he shuffles toward the beam of light that streams through the open window, he wonders how it managed to fly into his lantern, shut the door, and latch it against the wild gales of the wind. Then, he takes a closer look, thumbing across its feathers, and realizes that they’re not feathers at all. They’re leaves. Startled, Lan Zhan shifts as gently as possible and, using the tip of his finger, parts them to reveal a body, complete with tiny limbs and a small face, all of it wrapped in the dress made from peony petals. “Oh,” Lan Zhan breathes softly, heart clenching. “Oh, what are you?” -- A thunderstorm brings tea master and herbalist Lan Zhan a companion he never knew he needed. A tale of love, loss, and letting go.

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post And the update She buttered Jorts

guwon58 well? if ur suspicious about me being legit dw [image attached] moryak oh i’m interested when would you like to meet? a couple of realizations crash into kim dokja at once, a bit like a train wreck; each carriage barreling into the other in a disastrous domino of epiphanies that ring in his head. oh. that’s what kind of app it is. that’s why no one has their faces on it. that’s why everything was so fucking strange. it was never a dating app to begin with. he is going to poison han sooyoung’s food.

Kim Dokja had a boy, once. Nobody he knows now would believe that, of course. They’re all fixed on the assumption that Kim Dokja had grown up alone and friendless. It’s not true— but as much as he tells them that, they shrug him off with sympathetic glances and disbelieving nods, as if saying that it’s good to dream himself a new childhood. But Kim Dokja had a boy, once, and that boy had Kim Dokja, once. (in which loves leaves, and then is left, before it stays.)

When Magnus Bane walks into Alec’s third grade classroom, a scowl printed on his face and a permanent chip on his shoulder, Alec has no idea that, one day, this scrawny smart-ass will mean the world to him. He has even less idea that he’ll mean just as much to Magnus. In which Magnus and Alec are destined for each other, everyone around them can see it, and sometimes, love is found in the most unexpected places. (Childhood best friends to lovers AU, set over fifteen years.)

Shen Yuan moves into a new house. Shen Yuan’s new house is haunted. Shen Yuan is trying very hard to pretend he doesn’t know this. That becomes much more difficult when he begins to notice a breathtakingly handsome man wandering around his kitchen at night.

[ tls123: Wait a fucking minute. ] [ tls123: Don’t tell me the design of Supreme King is based off someone you know? ] [ uglysquid_: so about my supreme king redesigns. which one do you like. ] (A very professional relationship is maintained between the author and her dedicated fan-artist.) Oh, and Yoo Joonghyuk became a mafia boss in the time since they were separated in high school after Kim Dokja was forced to transfer schools. You know. As one does.

It ravaged him, the thought, Yoo Joonghyuk and jealousy, Yoo Joonghyuk and hating him being kissed, Yoo Joonghyuk and feeling betrayed. Kim Dokja imagined a different night, a different world, and he imagined a head he would have to look up to, calloused fingers pressed on the ground near to his, and he imagined not snapping out of it, and he thought of Yoo Joonghyuk and kissing and he thought of kissing and Yoo Joonghyuk and he thought of kissing Yoo Joonghyuk. - What Kim Dokja has glossed over, decided not to mention, or straight up lied about.

"Kim ... Dokja?" Kim Dokja froze. It couldn't be. Slowly, he turned, and— Yoo Joonghyuk looked back at him. His hands were in tight fists, and his expression was murderous, and above his head— "Seriously?" Kim Dokja said. "'I’ll kill you," Yoo Joonghyuk snarled. Above Yoo Joonghyuk’s head, in neon pink, the word Virgin glittered. Kim Dokja burst out laughing. - or - a fertility goddess triggers a scenario where only non-virgins can leave a zone

On one night, three things happened: After getting cancelled for being homophobic, CEO of Supreme Games Yoo Joonghyuk meets his future husband. Between temp jobs and resorting to food delivery, Kim Dokja brings pizzas to the fanciest place he’s ever been on the rainiest night of the year and runs into an old internet friend he had forgotten about. And Han Sooyoung, who had come over to stop her idiot boss from doing something stupid because he was alone on a shitty night, is forced to witness all of this.

Zhao Yunlan is fifteen when he attends the ceremonial signing of the new Haixing–Dixing–Yashou Treaty.

When he first saw Yoo Joonghyuk, sword in hand and eyes blazing, his first instinctive thought was, much to his annoyance, that the man looked good enough to be the protagonist of a novel. It was only after they both teamed up in pursue of the same person –a man with the power to lure the crowd to himself– and he learned his name that Kim Dokja realised just how correct that thought had been. Crown Prince Yoo Joonghyuk… the de facto protagonist of the novel Kim Dokja had been reborn into. Kim Dokja, a normal salaryman, wakes up into the body of a villain of a third-rate novel, and proceeds to run from his Fate.

“Then prove it,” says Yoo Joonghyuk, voice low, and Dokja is struck with a few realisations at once. One — he isn’t a good cook at all. He relies on microwave meals for the vast majority of his diet. Two — when it’s revealed that he’s not a good cook, he’ll almost certainly never hear the end of it. Three — Yoo Joonghyuk has a really nice voice. Goddamnit. [or: kim dokja keeps accidentally asking yoo joonghyuk out on dates. he swears it's only because he likes annoying the hell out of him. probably.]

Prapai and Sky see each other at a party so briefly that by the time they realize they're seeing in color, Sky is lost in the crowd, where he meets Gun. // Sky turned back to look at the man who had just asked if he wanted a drink. He stared at him in awe. “Did you - can you - ” His voice was trembling, and he felt embarrassed, his cheeks flushing pink. “I just - started seeing color.” “No way, you too?” the other man asked. // Sky spends four years thinking Gun is his soulmate, while Prapai spends those years trying to find him. Then Rain meets Phayu, and Prapai and Sky finally find each other ... but the path forward for them won't be easy.

Khai's been flirting with Third for days in order to prove to Bone that Third isn't into him. Getting drunk and kissing Third wasn't exactly part of the plan, but that's okay! Khai can just come up with a new plan. Everything is under control.

“So,” she drawls, almost too casually around the lemon lollipop in her mouth as they’re sitting by the fire. “Is it true that you wrote Fix Your Heart while you were recovering from a breakup?” Without even thinking, Kim Dokja slips into his Work Mode to answer her. He angles himself to face her, twisting his body to draw attention to the lines of his slim waist and the jut of his hip, and flashes her his Idol Smile #3. “I’m loyal to my fans, first and foremost,” he says, crinkling his eyes warmly in the way that his fans are crazy about. “I haven’t had the time to dabble with romance with how busy my career has been, but I’m glad that my lyrics resonated enough that they felt right despite that.” Han Sooyoung gapes at him. The lollipop slips right out of her open mouth and clatters onto the dirt. Kim Dokja is a man who has rather clear priorities after his favorite novel comes to life—unfortunately for his companions, informing them about his former idol career is not one of them.

In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

"Shang Hua, huh?" Shen Yuan asked, peering over his classmate's shoulder as he finished the last stroke. "Interesting name." "Is it?" Shang Hua said. He looked strangely nervous. His general air in class had been of someone who was either actively being harassed or believed harassment would commence any moment now. Though Shen Yuan had no personal aspirations toward villainy, it made something in Shen Yuan want to bully him a little. It also made him unaccountably suspicious.