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Ju Ying, a tsundere brothel-worker with a strong but underdeveloped foundation and some sort of mysterious backstory involving a dead teacher, was absolutely not one of Luo Binghe's wives. Ju Ying, with her intense gaze and her kind hands and her beautiful, calculating eyes, never crossed Luo Binghe's path in the novel. Shen Qingqiu would definitely remember. She would have been in his top five. Maybe at the top of his top five; he would have been screaming in the comments for her to get a better arc, for Airplane not to just shove her in the back of the harem to waste away into nothing. Maybe, Shen Qingqiu thought, she would have been his favorite. In which Shen Qingqiu attempts to wingman Luo Binghe to himself.

Shen Yuan is given a limited-edition, 1 day FREE trial of the System (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ (hurry, while supplies last!) Aka, Shen Yuan transmigrates for one (1) day and fixes whatever he can on Qing Jing peak in 24 hours

“I do not require your assistance.” “Aiyah! Of course, Hanguang-jun can handle these things on his own. But you can’t deny that we make a good team! Just think how much more fun it will be to work together.” Hanguang-jun sent him a dubious look, and Wei Ying laughed again. “See? You can’t deny it! Come on, Hanguang-jun. The more the merrier!” “This is work. Not merriment.” “Serious business. Yes. Understood.” Hanguang-jun closed his eyes for a fraction of a second, really just a slow blink as he breathed in. “Very well.” “Excellent choice, Hanguang-jun! You won’t regret it!” The long exhale, very nearly a sigh, sounded a bit like he regretted it already. ----------------------------- An artificer, a druid, and a paladin walk into an inn…and then out again. It gets worse from there.

Jaded chef Luo Binghe and his new favourite customer, tired salaryman Shen Yuan.

Luo Binghe must do whatever it takes to make a name for himself, to gain recognition and respect, to show that he's just as worthy as anyone else to be here. He must survive, not as a bug trapped under a rock but as an eagle soaring under the sun. The start of all this is the Immortal Alliance Conference, where a first-place upset would force them to recognize him as the top talent of his year. But first he has to accept some help from the local cannon fodder. It's all for his character development, don't worry.

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“I’m obsessive about everything,” Neil protests, sitting in a booth with the four upperclassmen he can stand. “What makes this obsession special?” “Okay, we get the Exy obsession, because you’re legitimately planning on going pro, and we get the Kevin obsession because he’s dedicated to teaching you to go pro, and we even get the Minyard obsession,” Dan says. “Shh,” Neil pleads desperately, hoping beyond hope that nobody heard that. “But the podcast has nothing to do with Exy! It’s half about music, and you don’t even like music that much,” Dan says. “It’s literally just music and a really weird guy talking about his homicidal impulses, and it sorta sounds like a joke, but on a much more real level it sounds like it’s absolutely not a joke and I would call the authorities if this guy gave any personal details at all,” Dan says. “It’s mostly a joke,” Neil offers, but it sounds weak to his own ears. -- In which Andrew has a podcast, and Neil falls in love with him twice.

Tod steps back, goes to the bar and pours some watered-down scotch. Black knows it's watered down, that his easy drinking is a power play for the older businessmen who keep looking for his father behind him and can't accept taking orders from a kid. "Tawi had Techit. I'm going to have you and your beautiful brain." -- Todd blackmails Black into working for him. This is a love story.

After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe seeks out a new world where he can find one for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu and has far less elegance than him. Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.

Some moments in which Xie Lian is a night guard at a museum, and there's a new exhibit that features something familiar. Xie Lian, as he did in another lifetime, waits to be found.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Once, not so long ago, there was a little house on a little hill in a little town nestled quietly in a not-so-little wilderness. The little house had stood there for quite some time, but the front had recently been renovated into a shop. Inside the house, past the shop, and in the rear kitchen sat a young boy poring over a large ledger that lay open on the big kitchen table. A luminous being hovered by his shoulder, looking on as the boy wrote down careful numbers in each of the columns. Or: that one where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated into the NPC Fairy Helper (and con artist), Shen Qingqiu, in an indie Item Shop sim and has to engineer a new ending that doesn’t end with him getting his wings ripped off. Meanwhile, young Luo Binghe -budding shopkeep, unwitting scam victim, and the titular character of ‘Luo Binghe’s Little Shoppe of Curiosities’- has a new best friend and he can’t WAIT to see what mysterious adventures await them!

In the years following the Sunshot Campaign, the mysterious, masked cultivator who’d defeated Wen Ruohan took on many identities: the Yiling Patriarch, leader of the Wen rebels, enemy of the Jin Sect, practitioner of wicked tricks. His true name was shrouded in mystery. He always wore a mask. He carried no sword; wore no clan colors or insignia. Clouds of resentful energy clung to him as he walked. But there was one thing that absolutely everyone agreed on: the Yiling Patriarch could not possibly be from the Jiang Sect. Or: a Scarlet Pimpernel/Untamed crossover featuring Wei Wuxian in disguise, Lan Wangji determined to bring the nefarious Yiling Patriarch to justice, and the hijinks that ensue when you accidentally marry your greatest enemy/love of your life.

“This is Venice.” “You’ll be taking care of him.” Pete is a bodyguard for hire that gets roped into masquerading as nanny to the heir of one of Thailand’s biggest mafia families. This isn't what he signed up for but the money is good and one does not simply say no to Vegas Theerapanyakul. But when old enemies come crawling back and new ones rise to challenge the newly ascended Head of the Minor Family, Pete finds himself lost in his new world as he tries to protect his charge.

So what does it matter if Wei Ying is straight? If she has a boyfriend? Lan Zhan is not going to try and fuck her anyway... She’s really really not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Or; Lan Zhan is a bartender at a strip club. Wei Ying is a stripper.

The house reaches for his magic, sending out tendrils of its own, circling him in swirling golden arcs. Neil’s own red-gold magic weaves through them, rushing alongside them as they wind around him, dancing out into every nook and corner of the house. As the web of magic grows and spreads, Neil’s awareness does too, of all the years the house has lived since he was here, settling in his memory like birds coming home to roost. The house has missed Neil since the moment he left. It has never stopped waiting, and never will. __________________________ A magic au in which Neil and Andrew have powers, and a house has a mind of its own.

Porsche goes home to Ché. He enjoys two days of quiet, although there isn't much peace.

In which Shen Yuan goes poking around the ruins of an old castle and ends up haunted by the ghost of Luo Binghe, demon emperor extraordinaire... .. and Shen Yuan thinks the whole "being haunted" thing is fantastic, thank you very much.

But as Hanguang Jun approaches, Wei Ying loses the battle against his eyes, and allows himself to look just a little bit. The man is gorgeous. There’s no other word for it. His face looks like it was perfectly sculpted by a talented artist, not to mention the definition of his body. The leggings he wears show the leg muscles of someone who has probably been doing some form of acrobatics ever since they were a kid, and his arms are huge under his t-shirt. Huge. He’s just as tall as Wei Ying is, but his fit body makes him look shorter, somehow. Wei Ying swallows again, wondering if he has ever seen anyone who looks more like the ideal of beauty in his life. And then the man starts talking. - Fire Dancer Wei Ying joins the Circus, because he wants a more exciting job. He's forced to train with a handsome Trapeze Artist, who seems to hate him for no reason. But Wei Ying isn't just here for the job. He's here to change his life! And that starts by making the inaccessible Lan Zhan like him, even if he has to annoy him into it.

Lan Wangji, a single dad down on his financial luck, begins offering his services as a sugar baby. Not only is it a lucrative financial opportunity, but it's also as a chance to embrace his sexuality without the stresses of a romantic relationship When he meets his first client, Wei Wuxian, he’s fully confident he can gain experience while also keeping details of his personal life from the caring older man. But as time progresses, and his relationship with Wei Wuxian begins to shift, Lan Wangji can’t stop the lines between professional and personal from blurring.

Lan Wangi meets Wei Wuxian at university in Gusu and despite a rocky first meeting, they end up falling into a relationship, one that is hidden from the rest of the world due to Lan Wangji's strict family. When Wei Wuxian breaks things off and disappears entirely, Lan Wangji is left to wonder what happened, never quite getting over his first love. Thirteen years later and Lan Wangji is about to marry his best friend: Luo Qingyang. It's not a love match, Lan Wangji is gay, but it helps his friend and gets his uncle off his back. When he wakes to a voicemail from Wei Wuxian, it sets off a chain of events that will bring them back into each other's orbit and unravel what happened to break them apart all those years ago. --- Lan Wangji reached over to grab his phone to check the time to find that he appeared to have a missed phone call from an unknown number and also a voicemail. He took a moment to steel himself against the unknown, before he rang his mailbox. “Um hi Lan Zhan… I guess you weren’t expecting to hear from me…” A loud ringing filled his ears and for a moment Lan Wangji thought he might faint. That nickname. That voice. It was Wei Ying.

The alpha warlord Kinn has swept down from the north, conquering every land in his path. There is only one way for Prince Porsche to guarantee his people's safety.

The Corsi-Rosenthal Cube (sometimes called a Comparetto Cube) is an inexpensive, do-it-yourself air cleaner that can be easily constructed out of a box fan and MERV-13 furnace filters.

In which Wei Wuxian is cast back in time to the school at Cloud Recesses instead of falling to his death. Everyone is very confused and upset. Wen Qing fixes things.

A mad sword spirit Suibian goes to the past in search of its beloved. Or How Wei Ying became known as the Hell Flower Manjusaka Spirit and not the Yiling Patriarch. Starring: Time-traveling coo-coo banana Suibian with a brand new human body, extreme abandonment issue, and an absurdly sharp sword; creepy loving hell flower shroud composed of 50 dead innocent souls who really just want to protect their Wei Gongzi; Lan Wangji learning how to love and getting beat up for it; and a very very confused Wei Ying.

Here’s the full updated video of all of Kinn and Porsche kisses (disclaimer if I missed one pls don’t yell at me about it I’m only a dumb dumb) As always wear headphones for best viewing experience…

Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts. Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin. He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago. (Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)

Once, Zhao Yunlan had believed in soulmates.

A new job brings Wei Ying to London, and back into Lan Zhan's life. Many things have changed since their time in boarding school (Lan Zhan is out of the closet, arranges charcuterie boards, stocks a fine bar…), but their friendship slots right back into place like no time has passed. Wei Ying is a little perplexed by the fact that Lan Zhan apparently doesn't have any interest in dating anyone despite being an obvious catch—but hey, at least that means he doesn't have to fight anyone for Lan Zhan's time and attention. And besides, it's not like Wei Ying is in any big rush to find himself a girlfriend either. It’s all working out great!