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Naruto smiles up at him like there’s nothing wrong. His blond hair starts to turn to the color of blood, his blue eyes cloud into red. “I’ll see you on the other side.” He says, just before he burns up right in front of his eyes. Sasuke screams until he lands flat on his back in a time that’s not his. Sasuke is tossed back into the past to stop the end of the world, but maybe the universe had wanted Naruto instead. There's a wild Kurama running loose, rebuilding something that was lost long ago, and maybe thats a problem. (Or: Time travel where it's Sasuke and Kurama who make it, for better or for worse) (Rating changed to Mature for violence and gore)

At the coast, there is a city where they say the most beautiful of flowers live. Among them, one shines for many reasons. Wei Ying is orphaned when he is four years old. Unlike in another world, he does not have to wait years to be found by his father’s martial brother. Instead, he is found by a woman looking for a child to love. From that, he grows up differently. Some things are changed. Other matters are not influenced by the absence of one child. And yet others were written in the stars long ago.

Where Clary doesn't visit Pandemonium that night. Instead, she heads home earlier to talk to Jocelyn. Meanwhile, Alec steals some time alone to sort out his thoughts after the mission at Pandemonium. This sets off a sequence of events where Alec meets Clary and Magnus first. Or, how the story might have gone if Alec and Magnus got to know (and fall for) each other from the start, and Clary had a different introduction to the Shadow World. Featuring Clave and Downworlder politics, Lightwood family tension, and a Valentine still bent on his crusade to change the world. Things play out differently. Not necessarily in a bad way.

As far as colleagues go, James Bond is irritating, fascinating, and puzzling. Q likes him quite a lot...but only as a colleague. Only as a colleague, of course. Because the thing is, Q's already got a fiancé. (In which Q is in a committed relationship with a lovely man, but regrettably, James Bond exists.)

Lan Wangji knows he’s always been constant. He rarely changes his mind, and never about important matters. He has known, for as long as he could remember, that somehow he didn’t fit into society’s expectations of him. When he was thirteen, he learned that it was because he would never love a woman as his father did, or his grandfather. He’s always been constant. He’s always been certain of himself. Until he met Jiang Yanli. ____ AKA, the Mulan AU featuring both gay AND straight panic.

When Lan Wangji gives himself up to Wen Xu at the Cloud Recesses, he does not expect Wen Xu to take him as a warprize and turn him into his concubine. After escaping during the Qishan Wen Indoctrination, he sacrifices himself once more to ensure Wei Wuxian's safe return to Lotus Pier. Unfortunately, Wen Chao succeeds in taking over Lotus Pier anyway, claiming Wei Wuxian as his own warprize in revenge for killing his lover. Afterward, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji do their best to protect each other in the brief moments that they reunite, while working independently to take down Qishan Wen from the inside.

“The expectations placed upon me have changed, and become greater. I have to choose the people in my life very carefully. My father impressed upon me the importance of choosing the right partner, and while you are omegan, you are not….” He trailed off, but Porsche easily picked up the strand. “The right type of omega, right?” Kinn’s eyes flashed again, and then shut down once more, and Porsche couldn’t tell if it was because of what he said or because he dared to interrupt the alpha. Omega Porsche gets unceremoniously dumped by the alpha he thought was his soulmate; and that should have been the end of the story, not the beginning.

Taking a break in the back of Hum Bar shouldn't have been what brought a vampire into Porsche's life, but he's always had shit luck. This vampire in particular is sticking around, and not just for the cocktails.

"It’s so weird how intense Porsche gets when Khun Kinn is in danger. I mean he’d die for him in a heartbeat!” “We all would, dumbass. It’s our job, remember?” “Not to Porsche though. I don't think it's just a job for Porsche." Porsche is Kinn's most vicious bodyguard. Feared by most and respected by all, he flinches at nothing and fears no one. (And if he feels his knees give out whenever Kinn enters the room, then nobody has to know.) Or: AU where Porsche grew up at the compound after his parents died serving the main family and spent his childhood/teenage years annoying his way into Kinn's thoughts (and heart), before an 'incident' turned him into Kinn's most lethal weapon. This work is COMPLETE

Prapai wants nothing more than to take care of Sky, but Sky isn't making it easy. They compromise. Sky uses Prapai's money, and Prapai gets to be insanely happy about it.

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On a tiny Maldivian island, during his brother's stag do, Andrew Minyard meets Neil Josten - a kite-surfing enigma who claims to be on the run from the law.

Patience is a bitter plant that bears sweet fruit. Lan Wangji doesn't know why Wei Wuxian is so interested in traveling to a city at the very edge of the civilized world. After Yunping, what secrets could possibly be left? But the desert remembers many things.

Or, Shen Yuan has been trying to make ends meet as a travelling storyteller, drifting from one place to the other without aim. Unfortunately, he can't stay plot-irrelevant forever.

Lan Zhan has been set up on a blind date with Mo Xuanyu. The man who sits across from him looks a great deal like Mo Xuanyu anyway. (Though listed as part of a series, this fic is standalone.)

“That’s not why they called us,” Wei Changze said, brow creased in utter disbelief. “They want us to step in and take over leadership of YunmengJiang.” When Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan die while on a night hunt, the leadership of the Jiang sect unexpectedly falls to a former servant and a rogue cultivator. A role reversal AU.

Following the Sunshot Campaign and a rash declaration at the victory banquet, Wei Wuxian is highly sought after as a son-in-law. Fortunately, he has a plan to put a stop to that. — "Why didn't you tell me you'd proposed to Lan Wangji?" Astonished, Wei Wuxian took the letter. It looked real. The light rice paper felt heavy in his hand. He hadn't expected this. The plan was to be a heartbroken cut-sleeve to keep anyone from wanting to marry him in using their daughters. This was not the plan. "I didn't think he would say yes," Wei Wuxian said quietly. "Congratulations," Jiang Yanli said. It wasn't until he saw laid out in neat Lan calligraphy the acceptance of Wei Wuxian's suit that Wei Wuxian realized—he wanted it to be real. He wanted to get married. And he'd asked Lan Wangji to pretend.

Tim Drake leads a...mostly normal life, helping people get the best insurance they can afford. Soon though, he finds himself embroiled in a plot that involves Robin trying to take him down, and Batgirl possibly helping. Add to the mix Red Hood using him for information, and a strange young man walking into his office under false pretenses, Tim finds that his mostly normal life is about to completely change.   Tim knew there were worse jobs in Gotham than insurance agent, but he’s hard pressed to think of another at the moment. As he shoots off an email to a client about looking into their claim asap, he hears the glass door to the small insurance office open and watches Stephanie Brown,the goddamn Batgirl, walk into the agency and catch his eye. He puts 'masked vigilante' at the top of the list.

Kinn presses a kiss to his exposed collarbone, one hand slowly slipping the robe away and off one shoulder. The silk falls off Porsche’s body easily, landing on the sheets. Cool air hits his skin, sending shivers through his body, yet there’s a source of heat that continues to build inside him, burning and raging and flaring. “I don’t create arousal out of thin air, darling,” Kinn bites the skin there, sucking a mark, kissing and nipping the underside of his jaw. “I only amplify what’s already there.” In all his years of demon hunting, Porsche never thought he would ever encounter an incubus in the flesh.

Lan Wangji looks from face to face to face. All three of them are red-eyed and weary-looking. There is no feeling of resistance in the room. Everyone in this room knows how unjust Yu-furen’s reaction was. And yet not even Wei Ying, so quick to speak, to act when anyone else is the subject of unfairness, seems…resigned. Yes. That is the word. They are all resigned. It curdles in Lan Wangji’s stomach, the knowledge that this must be a common occurrence. He had known that things were not right in the Jiang family, but he had not known that they were like this.     Months into his arranged marriage to the head disciple of the Jiang sect, Lan Wangji confronts family dynamics unlike any he has encountered before. (The fact that he's desperately in love with his husband only complicates things.)

Andrew Minyard is a PhD student, preparing to defend his thesis on dream walking. It’s a relatively new study, but Andrew is an expert. He’s been dream walking since he was seven years old. All he needs are sources to corroborate his hypothesis, but the mysterious man he’s been dreaming about doesn’t seem inclined to a peer review.

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He expected to see lust or warmth, anything other than the cold determination he was confronted with. How many years had it been since Wei Wuxian had heard Lan Zhan say no to him? Long enough that the word, far more than Lan Zhan’s vehement opposition in and of itself, startled him. In all the years they’d been together, Wei Wuxian hadn’t yet realized who had kissed him on Phoenix Mountain.

Ten years ago, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan saw a future where cultivation spans the globe and discussion conferences are shared across the continents. They were there when their children took over Wei Sect and the dragons stopped trying to destroy it. Now they're back in Boston a year later, supposedly to celebrate a conference they don't have to attend. The last thing they remember is coming home from the ES Lianhua Wu. Jin Zixuan warned them their lives would involve a lot of time travel, but Wei Ying thought they’d get to catch their breath before they had to figure out another one. On the other hand, they’re surrounded by friends and family, and for the first time in a long time, everyone seems happy. It isn't the end of the road, but it gives them a new perspective on the beginning.

In a kinder universe, Shen Wei wakes to find peace between Haixing and Dixing, and their peoples intermingling. This leaves him time to accidentally stumble into a music career alongside teaching.

How much difference could you make, just by knowing everything you didn't know before?

That’s the problem—everyone survived. It should feel like a success. Zhao Yunlan cannot fathom having to learn to live with the best possible outcome. And yet. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Or: Zhao Yunlan buys a house, fistfights a teenager, and learns to live with his trauma.

Katya wants Sofia to look at her the way Katya looks at Sofia. The thing is, they do things different in Italy. “Nemesis. A goddess.” Sofia’s mouth twisted. “Because Narcissus was unkind to those who fell in love with him, she made him know what it was like to see him every day and not be able to touch him. He saw himself in the water, but every time he reached for his reflection, it disappeared.” “A tragedy, then.” Katya gathered two more bundles of the flowers. “But we can touch him now, yes? Maybe he has learned mercy.”

Ed wakes up in the sewers with very little recollection of how he got there, wearing seriously boring clothes. It's… probably going to be fine.

Wei Wuxian would like to think that - if he had known that Lan Wangji would walk out of his life immediately after they hooked up- he wouldn’t have given into his ridiculous attraction for the man. He wished he were better at lying to himself. Guest-starring Lan Wangji’s canonically poor communication choices after romantic cave encounters