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Meng Yao glances out at the passing green fields, trees a blur as they move past them. "A band needs talent but it also needs wide appeal. A band is built around basic archetypes, and you fit that very well." Wei Ying scrabbles through the pile of plastic packets and empty wrappers on the seat beside him. He finds an unopened bag of peanuts and holds them up triumphantly. "A band needs to fit into Teen Vogue. The bad boy, the fun guy, the baby. The soulful, artistic one. The boring, good one." "I'm not boring," Jin Zixuan says sulkily. It honestly proves Wei Ying's point.

“You were looking for a way to test your theory of discipline,” Lan Zhan says. Wei Ying frowns, then the penny drops. “The spanking!” “Do you think that physical pain will deter you from this specific behaviour?” “It could. I think there would have to be verbal reinforcement.” Wei Ying’s brain is whirring. “And if we’re really doing ‘spanking best practices’—like that’s a thing—there should be some consistency in the place it’s done?” He looks around the apartment. “Over the couch?” “Mn.” “Okay. But wait—are you okay with this? Do you want to do this?” “It is very unpleasant when you leave food scraps in the sink.” Wei Ying laughs. “And you want revenge, even if it means touching my ass.” Lan Zhan raises his eyebrows and says nothing.

Lan Wangji has had dreams of a magical forest since he was a child. But he has never seen anyone else in it—until now.

Lan Zhan has his daily rituals, before the medium shows up. — Lan Zhan leads a quiet, solitary life on the coast when a vengeful spirit disturbs his routine. The arrival of a charming medium into his daily routine quickly turns his relatively peaceful existence upside down.

Neil's adventures in playing for the world's crappiest college Exy team, featuring highlights such as a meet-ugly of star players Kevin Day and Andrew Minyard, a tour of all three of Ohio's thrilling sights, copious amounts of shit-stirring, the mystery of an undead house plant, arguing about Pokémon with a guy he met online and sometimes hooks up with and definitely doesn't know in real life, forced team bonding, a date at the Mothman museum, charcuterie boards, and many more.

Wei Wuxian wants Lan Wangji to be happy, and is determined to find out what trinket has caught his eye. Lan Wangji is, for some reason, reluctant to tell him. * If Wei Wuxian can’t even get this one simple thing right, then what kind of husband is he?

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Lan Sizhui meets a servant on a night hunt at Mo Manor. Though this servant has a rather plain-looking, forgettable face, Lan Sizhui quickly learns why one should never judge a book by its cover. --or-- After being resurrected by the rather plain-looking, gap-toothed Li Wenxiao, Wei Wuxian has to contend with constant dismissals of his skill and intelligence. Luckily for him, Hanguang-Jun is willing to stand by his side no matter what. If only Wei Wuxian could figure out why...

“Here we are,” Wei Wuxian murmurs softly, to mask the horrible fondness in his voice. The queasiness of what he said in the forest hasn’t faded, joined by anxiety that Lan Zhan might actually remember it. “Into bed you go.” The clumsy act of depositing Lan Zhan onto his bed almost feels familiar, now, for the third time. The secret intimacy of it, his charming helplessness. But there’s something else to it tonight. It feels…allowed, instead of stolen. Though he knows he shouldn’t let it get to him. None of this is allowed at all. Before Wei Wuxian leaves the Cloud Recesses, he accidentally gets Lan Wangji drunk. Unavoidably, some things are said (and done).

Lan Qiren finds a boy on the streets of Yiling and the world changes. A story in three parts

Wei Ying makes his voice bright and says, “Well, take this one!” and deposits A-Yuan into Mo Xuanyu’s arms, and this time the look on his face isn’t just an almost smile. A-Yuan fists a chubby hand in his hair and gazes that way babies do, open and amazed. “Gah!” he says. “Gah!” Mo Xuanyu says right back. — Or: Mo Xuanyu finds a home for himself.

Lan Wangji doesn't want to be good tonight.

sy has only just barely realized he's gay, with help from his Internet friend airplane. he asks airplane, an Experienced Gay TM, for advice on how to make his first gay conquest: the cute guy who's always pouting adorably at his shitty laptop whenever sy goes to the internet cafe --- Latest tweet: https://twitter.com/merelydovely/status/1528895005934243840

Things Jiang Yanli does in her first year of college: struggle with being a filial child, struggle with calculus, give emotional support, get emotional support, deal with the fallout of her parents' toxic marriage, deal with the internship search, make some great friends, make some great (and not-so-great) memories. Featuring Jin Zixuan's awkwardness, Luo Qingyang's bisexual awakening, and the Nie-Jiang friendship agenda.

Lan Zhan slowed and came to a complete halt in the grass. “You just changed everything, Wei Ying.” Wei Wuxian scoffed. “I… wait, what?” “This changes everything.” “What do you mean everything?” Wei Wuxian was utterly bewildered. “Everything. Sects will find evil spirits before they hurt people.” OR: After his travels, Wei Wuxian brings a game-changing invention to Cloud Recesses. Working on it with Sizhui and Jingyi, he begins to heal slowly from the memories and nightmares from his first life, and work through the feelings for Lan Zhan he never acted on. But someone wants to stop Wei Wuxian at all costs. There are surprises waiting in the memories of his own past. And Lan Qiren has secrets.

Wei Wuxian okay i’ll let you make this terrible mistake And that’s how Wei Wuxian becomes a bestselling author and finds fame at the tender age of twenty-one. This is like a dream come true! Wei Wuxian is so lucky Jin Zixun is dead.

An infographic poster with the words “Major corporations contributors to Florida’s “don’t say gay” bill, all of said companies listed have their rainbow variation of their logo for LGBTQ/PRIDE month, as followed: Charter Communications (donated $229,000) Draft Kings (donated $50,000) Pepsico (donated $35,000) AT&T (donated $102,500) Comcast NBC Universal (donated $92,000) Anheuser Busch (donated $35,000) Walgreens (donated $31,500) Zillow (donated $20,000) Amazon (Donated $7,500)

Let me tell you a story about a webcomic called Homestuck. The fourth in a series of “MS Paint Adventures” authored by Andrew Hussie from 2006 to 2016, it became wildly successful, in part because of its eclectic use of web technology like Adobe Flash and GIF animations. However, with Flash finally being phased out at the end of 2020, Homestuck is in a precarious state. While there have been official attempts to preserve aspects of the original experience by VIZ Media (who have published Homestuck since 2018), the results have been mixed. With extra content scattered around the web in various states of decay, a solution was needed to preserve Homestuck's one-of-a-kind presentation and flair, for both returning readers and those new to the story.

Ch 112 The last thing 40-year-old project manager Tori Felix remembered was scrolling through a wiki article about a dating sim game franchise while on the shinkansen. Then she was hurled forward to the sound of metal creaking, the smell of smoke, and was knocked out. When Tori woke, she was in a lavish four poster bed with a splitting headache and in the bruised teenage body of a Marquis' arrogant daughter from the popular dating sim "The Romance of Soleil". Problem #1: There is a possibility she's dead in her world. This meant she couldn't meet up with her friends. Also, her tickets to Universal Studios were useless now. Problem #2: This body may be young, but weaker than her original. And where were her boobs? Lastly, Problem #3: She now inhabited the body of Victoria de Guevera; the villainess of "The Romance of Soleil" whose final ending, according to the wiki article, was a violent death at the hands of sex slavers. With just a few weeks before the heroine and the villainess collide, there is no time for an existential crisis. Tori took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and whispered her personal mantra: "Assess the situation, then make a plan of action. You don't want to die like a b-tch."

It's summertime, and the dreaming is easy. The living? a little more complicated

“Well?” Huaisang asks. “Did you hook up?” The truth is, Wei Ying doesn’t know.

Because, like, I need you falls well within the umbrella of tame sex talk. It’s only Wei Ying, who said it, and then felt it, how deep that need goes, deep into her marrow, and had thought, just as she came, the real thought, I love you. Awful, awful thing. She wants to slap herself. Shit. A five alarm fire, and she’s searching for the exits. In which Wei Ying falls in love, fucks around, and finds out, in some variation of that order.

Tiktok of a goth with hair in their face set to evanescence the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

All that’s missing is a little one, Wei Wuxian said. Lan Zhan pretended he had misheard.

This trip has been a long time coming. Lan Zhan has been busy, Wei Ying has been busy with planning out the next stage of his life. The day he paid off his last student loan, Wei Ying had treated Lan Zhan to a nice dinner, beaming with pride. Now, Wei Ying's school will start in just a few weeks, and this may be their last chance for a getaway for a while. Lan Zhan plans to enjoy it to its fullest.

“What do you want?” “I don’t know, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says slowly. The nausea in her gut has steadily turned into a rattling hunger, and she closes her eyes and starts listing things off. “I want a hamburger, I want a giant glass of soy milk, I want some shitty plum wine—the stuff that’s really fucking sweet, the kind that’ll definitely give me a headache. I want—fuck—” She opens one eye, testing the waters. “I wanna lie back and get eaten out like a fucking princess before being railed within an inch of my life.” The flush that crawls along Lan Zhan’s ears is well worth the frown she aims at Wei Ying. “Your life,” she says, setting down her phone and glaring, “must be so hard.” -- Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go on the run, have sex, blow stuff up, and have more sex.

Lan Wangji is trying to respectfully navigate the issues inherent in waking up hard next to his straight best friend he’s also in love with. Wei Wuxian is trying desperately to have his first gay experience and doesn’t know why Lan Zhan is being so withholding about it.

Lan Wangji does not enter the dead waters of the Burial Mounds voluntarily. No one does; not even the Yiling Laozu had, reportedly. Here, lovesick and left to die, he will have to swim through those treacherous waters and hope to survive. What he finds might make him stay. (WangXian MerMay 2022)

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