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    The man doesn't even give the document a second look past reading his name aloud. He then promptly throws Yoo Joonghyuk’s last piece of patience back into his face, “Your handsome face and arrogance may make for a convincing picture, but if I were just to accept documents like these, official or not, what would I be?”

    “An idiot.” Yoo Joonghyuk remarks, part sarcastic and genuine, as he pulls out another piece of proof to his identify.

In which Yoo Joonghyuk - 28, once partnered with the most influential guild in the nation and specialized in monster hunting- comes to realize what really threatens the realm is not beasts but bureaucracy and more specifically a bored civil servant by the name of Kim Dokja.

For all that humanity was quick at adapting, they still remained ignorant to what Gates truly were.

Cracks littered at random throughout the world, spreading on buildings, seas, and the air itself. Doors that led them to different, unknown places which defied any common sense. And then the powers that more than half of the population consequently awakened.

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A hunter and a scammer enter a Gate that is on the verge of destroying Seoul. What could go wrong?

Andrew's nights bleed into one another, a constant back and forth of making potions and supplying them to desperate clubgoers.

Every night, he has to see his customers find love and companionship using his potions, all the while the hole in his heart grows so big he struggles to keep denying it.

But then he crosses paths with it.

A bunny. Or, a ratty, mop of a bunny.

With impossible choices, confusing feelings, and graduation right around the corner, getting shot with a water gun probably isn't the worst thing that could happen to a Palmetto High School student. Good luck telling them that, though.

It's Senior Assassins season, and the Exy team roster is full of individuals with the athleticism and questionable morals that it'll take to win it all — as long as their personal drama doesn't get in their way.

    “That’s the issue,” Kim Dokja sighed. “You were made to break the sky at dawn. And I was made to remain here, below the horizon, waiting for you to return.”

Yoo Joonghyuk, military police lieutenant is kidnapped by notorious pirate crew Salvation. He is forced to learn how to leave all peace behind, and then some.

They’re a brighter orange than he was expecting, that’s the first thing he notices. Lan Zhan was vaguely concerned he might have difficulty actually seeing the mushrooms amongst the undergrowth, but that clearly won’t be a concern. He’d also worried that they wouldn’t find many, that they’d tromp over hill and dale for only a handful and waste their time, but this patch alone is enormous to his untrained eye. Dozens of bright orange ruffled mushrooms sprout up from the layer of fir needles covering the ground, occasionally lifting an entire fallen leaf with them in their enthusiasm to grow. It’s like being in a meadow planted with crocuses in early spring, except that it’s fall, and instead of flowers, it’s mushrooms.

“Like I said,” Wei Ying says, nudging his elbow against Lan Zhan’s. “They love it.”

Or: Five years after Wei Ying left, Lan Zhan accepts his invitation to go chanterelle foraging. They find more than they were expecting.

Lan Wangji’s mother died when he was a child. Thirty or so years later, the case is reopened by the hottest man he’s ever met—who tells him, for the first time, that his mother’s death was a murder.

It had been over 200 years since the war between cultivators left more than half the land ravaged and uninhabitable and the practice of cultivation punishable by death.

Despite the risks of being caught as a practicing cultivator, Wei Wuxian took on the hunt of a dangerous yao that had destroyed a small village and killed all of the civilians. While searching for the demon, he encountered a mysterious cultivator dressed all in white. Wei Wuxian was excited to finally meet another cultivator, but instead of greeting him or making pretty much any conversation at all, the man attacked Wei Wuxian on sight.
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There is NO WAR in this fic. This takes place two centuries after the war happened, and it has a sort of post apocalyptic vibe. This is a story of rebuilding and finding safety. It's about found family and forming a new society away from the old one that persecuted them.

“Ah, Lan Zhan, you will not believe what kind of divination I got! Now I feel embarrassed for dragging you here.”

Lan Wangji raised an eyebrow, an unpleasant feeling in his chest. There was a distinct impression of Wei Ying’s dramatics hiding true disappointment.

“You know what she said?” Wei Ying asked, with levity in his voice that was so perfect Lan Wangji could have been fooled, had it not been for the way Wei Ying kept his gaze away from him. “I’m never going to get married!”

 

or, lwj and wwx visit a fortune teller

Lily stared at her, praying she’d misheard. “Rat?”

Something lit up behind the woman’s eyes. “Rat,” she confirmed.

“Your mother named you… Rat.” Lily was almost at a loss for words. “What on earth?”

“You’ll remember me,” Rat said, clearly a well-loved line.

“Unfortunately,” Lily said.

Wei Ying and Lan Wangji have been magic partners for a decade. They've grown close over their time together, despite their differences.

Lan Wangji is careful, and Wei Ying is brash.
Wei Ying is loud, and Lan Wangji is quiet.
Lan Wangji is a sorcerer, and Wei Ying is an orb.

But none of that stops Lan Wangji from falling in love.

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A cross-dimensional love story where a backfiring charm brings together two unlikely lovers with horny results.

They’re hot like burning. Tall, muscular. The shorter (and older, Stiles thinks) one has a neck like a bull. The taller one is built like a truck. Stiles feels saliva filling his mouth. “Fuck me,” he breathes, watching the shorter one open the back of the truck while the taller one drives the car into the garage. The man pauses and glances up towards where Stiles is watching, almost like he heard him.

Stiles ducks behind the curtains, laughing a little to himself.

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The two hottest men Stiles has ever seen have just moved in next door. They can’t possibly be interested in Stiles, can they?

Shortly after escaping the Endless Abyss and joining Huan Hua Palace, Luo Binghe is dismayed to learn that all his plans may come to nothing—Shizun is gone. Disappeared into the ether, not even a year after Luo Binghe’s fall. Luo Binghe refuses to take that as an answer, though. He’ll find Shizun.

In the meantime, he’ll keep building his reputation as a righteous cultivator at Huan Hua Palace. He’ll deal with the demons under his command, all flocking to him to complain about the assassinations carried out against them in the past months. And he’ll deal with the masked servant of the Old Palace Master who has been foisted upon him: Hua Xunshun.

or: the winter soldier shizun au

Kevin has just retired from a prosperous Exy career and needs a personal chef, a new couch, and a hobby. Neil reluctantly provides.

Lord of the Mysteries (complete) WEBNOVEL, 2020 ePub created by Goldenagato; Cuttlefish That Loves Diving description Waking up to be faced with a string of mysteries, Zhou Mingrui finds himself reincarnated as Klein Moretti in an alternate Victorian era world where he sees a world filled with machinery, cannons, dreadnoughts, airships, difference machines, as well as Potions, Divination, Hexes, Tarot Cards, Sealed Artifacts... The Light continues to shine but the mystery has never gone far. Follow Klein as he finds himself entangled with the Churches of the world—both orthodox and unorthodox—while he slowly develops newfound powers thanks to the Beyonder potions

“Mike,” Harvey says dangerously, “when were you planning to mention that you were the inspiration behind Good Will Hunting?”

“Ha fucking ha,” Mike says, miserable.

“I’m serious,” Harvey says. “I knew you were Rain Man, but I didn’t know you were — ”

“Oh my god,” Mike moans, putting his head down on his arms. “Shut up. Please shut up. I hate you.”

“No, hold on, it’ll come to me. It’s been a while since I’ve seen A Beautiful Mind.”

Mike flips him off.

Mistakenly Saving the Villain Ch29 - The Old Wooden Box

Just months before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe discovers the cure to Without-a-Cure. With his own heritage still sealed and mostly unknown to him, there seems to be only one solution: Shen Qingqiu must receive the cure from the last known Heavenly Demon, Tianlang-Jun, even if it means that Luo Binghe has to grit his teeth and set his precious Shizun up with another man.

Shen Qingqiu does not want to receive the cure from Tianlang-Jun. He doesn't particularly want to receive anything from Tianlang-Jun.

Shen Qingqiu somehow ends up fake-dating Tianlang-Jun anyway, if only to swindle the System into delaying the Endless Abyss plot for as long as he can.

Attn: Captain Pike, USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) James Tiberius Kirk (Cadet) to be remanded into custody upon docking.

    "Will someone tell me where my model is?" he sang out in a tone of utmost reason and understanding while Chu Shuzhi speedwalked out the door growling into a phone. "I thought Runway magazine was supposed to be a professional operation. Are we planning to shoot a rack of clothes with no model?"

Zhao Yunlan, chief editor of Runway, should not be spending any full day of fashion week locked in a studio, preventing the March cover shoot with Chu Shuzhi's new line from turning into a disaster, but there's no rest for the wicked. Lucky for him, the solution for all his problems may have just walked in the door. And if that solution has a face like Shen Wei's, Zhao Yunlan isn't leaving again until he gets to talk to this man for real.

Jiang Cheng sighs. He doesn’t know why he’s convincing his situationship that their hot, intimidating alpha competitor is in love with him. He hates his fucking life. “I’d be doing him a fucking favor. Like, hey guy who barely looks at me, hot fertile omegas in your area need to get knotted—“

Wei Wuxian makes a strangled noise.

“I’m just saying,” Jiang Cheng says.

Or: When Wei Wuxian goes into heat right before a race, there’s only one solution. A threesome, obviously.

“Do you have one?”

“What?”

“A soulmate.”

“Everyone has one, Yuuri.”

“Did you meet them yet?”

Viktor wants so badly to lie. He can taste it in his mouth. No, he wants to say, I don’t belong to anyone but you and I never will.

But Yuuri deserves the truth from him, not to be lured in under false pretenses. He asked Viktor to coach him, not to fall in love with him.

“…yes.”

“Oh.” Yuuri stares blankly at nothing. He bites his lip. “Well, congratulations.”

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Viktor meets his Device-determined soulmate at seventeen, the love of his life ten years later. Their love is forbidden, but some desires are too powerful to be denied.

In which Yuuri accidentally insults Viktor Nikiforov in front of a crowd of reporters, only to discover that apparently being called a 'talentless hack' is what turns Viktor on.

This is not how Yuuri envisioned meeting Viktor going, but hey. He'll take it.

It takes a long time. It takes about eight years, in fact. But, eventually, Boston grows up.

A missing princess returns suddenly to her home, a secret organization plots global political overthrow, and the first and only line of defense is five teenage boys whose number of personal problems nearly matches their death toll.

(Reposted from ffnet and uh finally finished)

Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?

(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)