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Like a parasite, Wei Wuxian has this way of growing on people when you least expect it. Over the seasons, Lan Qiren slowly pieces back together his relationship with Wangji and learns to like Wei Wuxian in the process. (“Will you rejoin your sect?” As soon as the words leave his mouth, Lan Qiren regrets his wording. He is not surprised when Wangji’s eyes narrow, flashing with offence. “There is no need to rejoin what one has never left. I did not turn my back on my sect. My sect turned their backs on me.”)

For generations, the clans have scoured all the world’s seas and oceans for treasure – dead man’s gold, and sometimes precious things from the realm of the gods. But there are places where only fools dare to tread, and when the clans find themselves under attack from mysterious pirates and increasingly aggressive sea monsters, Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, and Jiang Yanli will each have to find their own paths across dark waters to save the ones they love.

The driver fell silent for a moment, as if remembering something unpleasant. “The Yiling Laozu is still driving through this area though. You're a cultivator, right? You dress like one anyway. Then maybe try to reach him. He was one too. Earned his money as a driver though. Died during the earthquake. Now he's haunting the streets. Some say, he messed around with the Burial Mounds and that caused the earthquake! I mean, aren't we unfortunate enough already here in Yiling? What are the chances that a quake hits here of all places?" (Or: in the aftermath of an earthquake, the Burial Mounds start spreading and the cultivation world turns a blind eye, but Lan Wangji cannot.)

After the Phoenix Mountain archery contest, the Wen prisoners are taken away and killed. It is, it turns out, more killing than the earth can take. The Phoenix Mountain forest comes to life, seeking their revenge. Hit with a vision they cannot ignore, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian set towards Qiongqi Path on a rescue mission. When they arrive, they encounter Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen.

A fluffy canon divergence AU where Lan Qiren realises Lan Wangji is in love with Wei Wuxian and is determined to not let history repeat itself. He sets out to reshape Wei Wuxian into an exceptional cultivator and a good match for Wangji, and along the way changes the course of their lives.

There is a man with empty eye sockets and tears of fire in Wei Wuxian’s dreams. Tendrils of smoke curl around him in sleep, pressing at his most vulnerable spots, seeking entrance, slipping between his ribs. When he ignores Lan Zhan's offers of help, he declines rapidly. He will die. Or, he should. Anyone else would. Instead, he flees. And transforms.

modern w magic au where lwj and wwx meet when wwx has a qi deviation in a subway car at a quarter to midnight

The first time Wei Ying sees Lan Zhan, they’re at one of the national youth Olympic centers, and Lan Zhan is absolutely pummeling some poor sod into the ground. or: the one where Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are Olympic hopefuls, training to be on the Chinese National Fencing Team.

No one listens to the radio in this day and age, but somehow from a bunch of left clicking and right clicking, through Facebook and Twitter and Youtube, Wei Ying finds himself on the WQHS homepage—the UPenn student radio station, promising eclectic tastes from a variety of hosts. Wei Ying can't remember giving a shit about his old college's student radio before he dropped out, but it's eleven at night and he has nothing else better to do. He clicks on the button that says Listen Here! and waits to be impressed.

A List of Some of My Favorite Quotes From Welcome to Nightvale Podcast: “The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” “The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.” “You are beautiful when you do beautiful things.” “The present tense of regret is indecision.” “We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights– mostly void, partially stars– that sky reminds us we don’t understand even more.” “Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small and yet it is.” “Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don’t believe, no one will.” “Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.” “Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.” “Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?”

All cultivators receive the same handbook when they get certified by the Central Cultivation Board. It contains the cumulative knowledge acquired during the Board’s intensive four-year course, all condensed down into one pocket-sized tome. Most cultivators also receive supplementary material of the unauthorized variety. When the unexpected happens on a night hunt with Lan Zhan, Wei Ying puts that extra knowledge to good use.

noun. (fencing) The action of two fencers coming into bodily contact with one another - Wei Wuxian arrives at court looking for a suitable match. The Second Prince of Gusu is not looking for anything at all.

“A-Yuan,” he says, carefully, “did—did you make the flowers grow like this?” A-Yuan shakes his head in exasperation. “Baba, I said. Doctor Flowers did it.” “Doctor Flowers,” Lan Zhan repeats, pointing at the tiny plum tree, just to confirm that his son is suggesting a magical tree named Doctor Flowers sprouted overnight and made their tame family project turn into a verdant jungle. A-Yuan nods. “Doctor Flowers,” he confirms. “He’s funny! I like him.” - A mysterious garden blooms on Lan Zhan's rooftop. His internet forum pen pal gives great gardening advice but never seems to sleep. The man who works at the florist, who keeps reviving the plants that Lan Zhan can't seem to keep alive, has a beautiful smile. These things are related.

"The thing is, right," Wei Ying said, "this city is supposed to be great for queers, and it's senior year, and I've been out for the almost the entirety of the time I've been at college, and everyone knows me, and I've, like, gone on dates, even, and still, no-one's even kissed me. It's never happened! Not even once! Isn't that crazy? I think I'm very kissable, Lan Zhan!" She felt Lan Zhan's gaze get heavier. "You're a virgin," Lan Zhan said, her voice an octave deeper than usual.

funny tiktok, guy got mugged and convinced mugger he knew martial arts

And of course, because he has no self-control, Wei Ying sees this fists-clenched man with his shocked red-rimmed eyes and immediately thinks to tell him: you’re breathtaking. An asshole thing to think. A lot of other thinks surface inside him, silver-backed fish flashing in and out of the water. They include you know me best of all; I nearly ruined all you had; and we have never kissed and I was never sure. *** Wei Ying comes back from the dead, all of a sudden. Over the course of a week, he remembers what it is to be alive, and what it is to be in love.

Yiling Laozu was one of the biggest characters on the Sunshot LARP field. He made his own faction, raised an army of the dead, and was single-handedly responsible for destroying the yin iron economy. Unfortunately his actions caused no end of problems for the game runners - so after Yiling Laozu’s death, his player Wei Ying was very firmly asked to leave the game. Four years and a change of management later, and Wei Ying is back! Only difference - rather than being let loose on the field again, he’s crewing now and playing a stream of NPC zombies, merchants and diplomats. While he's barred from raising the dead, he still has plenty of time for important out of character shenanigans, including but not limited to avoiding his family, poking electrical wires, corrupting the youth, and bothering Lan Zhan. One year, four events, and a tale of campfires, love and live action roleplaying.

wei wuxian has been known to make a lot of terrible decisions while drunk, but when he finds a crumpled piece of paper in his pocket on "nightless city tattoo" stationary, he thinks this one might have taken the cake.

Before he’s even finished reading, Xiao Zhan knows this is the script, the one that could alter the course of his career. Not like Chen Qing Ling changed his life six years ago, catapulting him from a minor idol to a household name, or the way his more serious roles have slowly taken him to the upper echelons of dramatic actors. This is a love story, daring and bold, groundbreaking and unforgettable, if only he’s brave enough to do it. So of course, eventually, they bring up the idea of casting Yibo as his lover. In the summer of 2025, Xiao Zhan and Yibo reunite as the leads in a gay indie film, bringing their complicated offscreen history with them—and secret hopes of making things right.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger.

Your standard ice skating AU, except trans.

Wei Wuxian locks his phone and puts it down, blinks at his ceiling, and picks it up again. The pictures are still there. His first thought is that Lan Zhan meant them for someone else. That he just woke up at—he checks the timestamp—6:30 am on a Sunday and decided to go absolute full nuclear seduction option on some poor boy he met on Grindr, who would now be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to him because Wei Wuxian had a bad habit of distracting—of—oh. Pieces of last night start to resurface and paste themselves together in his head. He winces.

They meet at one of Jin Zixuan's barbecues, in the fancy house halfway up the coastal hills. Behind Wei Ying's shoulders and bitten-down mouth, sunset is staining the salt flats orange. (Or, Lan Zhan loses his battle against sexting, NBA Live, and diner food, but wins the war)

There is a moment, when Sawada Iemitsu looks down at his five year old son, his cute, shy, perfect little Tsuna, and the voice in his head — that irritating, always spot-on instinct his family is renown and feared for, the intuition that has never once led him wrong — tells him this boy will burn everything you hold dear to the ground. In which Tsuna’s understanding of what it means to be a superhero differs from the norm, not that anyone cares. [They probably should have.]

"I don't want to really date anyone. It's so stupid, I just need to pretend date someone until Jiang Cheng gets his act together, then go back to my own life." He stares at his empty coffee cup. "Date me," Lan Zhan says. Then he looks at Wei Ying's empty cup. "Would you like another cup of coffee?" "Always," Wei Ying says automatically. "But wait, what." "I'll get you another cup." Lan Zhan rises smoothly from the table. "No, wait, hang on." Wei Ying grabs his wrist before he can take the cup and Lan Zhan freezes up, staring down at where Wei Ying is hanging on to him. "Fuck, sorry, I'll—" Wei Ying hastily lets go of his wrist. "Sorry, I—what did you mean?" "I can pretend to date you," Lan Zhan says. "You take it with cream and sugar, correct?"

There has to be something he can do to help Lan Zhan. Even if it’s not getting him together with the man he loves—really, Huan-ge should be more proactive. If Lan Zhan had an annoying little shit of a barely younger brother, this wouldn’t be an issue—he should at least move on and find even greater happiness with someone who’s worthy of him. That’s the only reason he opens his mouth a little while later, his problem and Lan Zhan’s problem syncing together in his mind. A path forward showed itself, brilliant in one way, terrifying in another, a wide, vertiginous vista opening before him. “Lan Zhan, date me.” “What?” The more he thinks about it, the better it sounds. “Well, fake date me anyway. It’ll get my brother off my back for a while and we can make the tasteless object of your affection jealous. It’s genius.”

When the Lan School of Music is invited to a world traditions concert in Iceland, Lan Wangji is pleased to have the opportunity to share his country’s musical heritage. He is less pleased, however, when he learns that his obnoxious (and obnoxiously attractive) colleague Wei Wuxian will be going too.

thinking about an au where wangxian are fuckbuddies because no matter how many people wei ying goes on dates with, none of them leave him as satisfied as lan zhan does

canon divergent au where jingyi and sizhui run out of emergency flares earlier and have no way to ask hgj to come save them, so wwx ends up having to intervene and blows his cover to save them

LWJ realizing that the Venn diagram of WWX's idea of aftercare vs. actual aftercare is just two completely separate circles, a nsfw No one under eighteen symbol threadfic: